Pied: *Picking bits from his teeth as he sits back in his chair with his feet on the table, skeletal remains of the Agumon corpse is there*
Myo: *Stares at Piedmon* "…wow. He actually ate the corpse."
S: "I know."
Myo: "I thought he was just joking."
S: "I know!"
Myo: "But he actually did it."
S: "I know! And I caught it all on tape!"
Myo: "I kn-wait what?" *Turns and sees Sun holding a video camera* "…why would record that?"
S: "Cause it's fuuuun."
Myo: "…uh, Piedmon. C-can I talk to you for a moment?"

Myotismon pulls Piedmon out of the chair and far away from Sundiel

Myo: *Pulls Piedmon next to him and slaps him*
Pied: *Holds the place where he was slapped* "OW! What was that for?!
Myo: *Whispering* "For being an idiot! We're supposed to be planning on how to get rid of her so we can get out of here and rule the world!"
Pied: *Whispering* "Clam down. I'm just merely buying us time…that and those eyes and hands still weren't very filling."
Myo: *Rolls his eyes* "I cannot believe you still ate that corpse! What is wrong with you!?"
Pied: *Shrugs his shoulders*
Myo: "Look, the longer we stay around her, the more I think she's making fun of us! Just look at her!"

Both look back at Sundiel
She's stabbing a Myo doll with a knife
Both look back each other

Myo: "…see what I mean?"
Pied: *Nods his head*
Myo: "Good. Now here's a plan. We're bigger than her, right?"
Pied: *Nods head again*
Myo: *Looks back at Sun* "And she doesn't look very strong." *Looks back at Piedmon* "Right?"
Pied: *Nods again*
Myo: *Grins evilly* "So all we have to do is-"

BAM!
Everyone looks at the door
A giant Tylomon is standing at the doorway
He's holding bazooka

Tylomon: "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SUNDIEL260!? I'M HERE TO ADVENG MY BROTHER, RALPH!"
S: *Looks at the Tylomon* "…" *Tosses the Myo doll aside and looks at Myo and Pied* "Please take your conversation somewhere else you two. I have some business to attend to." *Starts walking towards the Tylomon*
Pied: "Uh, Sun? I don't think-"
Myo: *Suddenly pulls Pied out of the room and slams the door* "SEEA, SUCKER!"
Pied: *Looks at Myo in shock*
Myo: "…what?"
Pied: "You just left her to face a GIANT TYLOMON!" *Waves his arms dramatically* "He was, like, 50 TIMES BIGGER THAN HER!"
Myo: *Shrugs his shoulders* "She had a knife."
Pied: "Bu-"

BANG!
CRASH!
KABOOM!
Both Digimon jump and look at the door
They shiver as Tylomon's screams of pain reach their ears

Tylomon: "MY KIDNEY'S!"
Pied: *Looks at Myo, who looks at him before glancing back the door at another explosion* "…" *Turns to the audience* "Sundiel260 does not own Digimon or asdf movie."

Scene opens with Wizardmon giggling while petting Gatomon

Wiz: "Heh, hehehe."
Myo: *Comes up and pretends to grab Wizardmon's nose*
Wiz: "Oh?"
Myo: "Got your nose."
Wiz: "…NO!"
Gato: *Suddenly stands up holding a remote that reads, Press If Nose Is Stolen, and presses it*

Police surround the house

Pied: *Kicks down the door* "LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT THE NOSE!" *Takes out a shot gun and starts shooting*

Pied: *Runs up to Myo and turns him around shaking him* "YOU GOT TO HELP ME! MY TIE IS EVIL AND IT PLANS TO KKKKIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMEEEEEEEE!"
Myo: *Backs away real slowly*
Pied: *Looks down at his tie* "…please don't kill me."
Tie: *Screen turns red and zooms up on it* "Muhahaha."

Wiz: "Hello tree!"
Tree: "Hello!"
Wiz: *Stands on shock*

Wiz: "Hey Myo! Hey!"
Myo: *Turns and looks at Wizardmon*
Wiz: "Hey! Smell my flower." *Holds up a flower*
Myo: *Bends down and smells it* "Mmmmm." *Stands back up*
Jackle from Nights into Randomness: *Bursts out of Wizardmon's stomach* "GAR LALO GLA!"
Myo: "Whoa!"
Jackle: *Goes back into Wizardmon*
Wiz: *Looks at Myo* "…He does that sometimes."

Pied: *Standing in front of a giant button* "…" *Reads the sign next to the button*

WARNING! VERY DANGEROUS IF PRESSED!

Pied: *Looks back at button presses it* "…" *Nothing happens* "…" *Looks at the other sign next to the sign*

…or completely pointless.

Pied: "…huh."

Myo: *Walks up to Piedmon* "Hey, man, what's u-"
Pied: *Punches Myo in the face*
Myo: *Really angry now* "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Level up!

Gatomon in her Angewomon from: "Somebody Help Me, I'm Being Robbed!"

Pans out to reveal a ninja trying to steal her purse

Pied: "I'LL SAVE YOU! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!" *Becomes a tree*

Both of them stare at the tree in disbelief

Wiz: *Comes up and shoots the ninja in the head*
Gato: *Looks at Wiz* "…MY HERO!" *Kisses him on the cheak*
Wiz: *Face goes red*

Myo: "DIE POTATO!"
Potato: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!"
Myo: *Steps on the potato*

Pied: *Walks in the kitchen and sees a cake on the table* "Mmm." *Licks his lips and holds up a knife* "Yum!" *Sticks knife in the cake*
Cake: "AHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!"
Pied: "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!"
Cake: "THE PAIN! IT UNBEARABLE!"
Pied: "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
Cake: "AAAAHHHHH!" *Starts jumping towards the edge of the counter* "TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!"
Cupcake Children: "DADDY!"
Cake: *Falls off table*
Pied: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
CC: "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Cake: *Falls into Jackles mouth who was lying under the table*
Jackle: *Spits knife out and licks his lips* "Yum!" *Notices Piedmon staring at him* "…what?"
Pied: *Starring opened mouth at him* "…YOU COULD HAVE SAVED SOME FOR ME!"

Myo: *Looks at Pied* "Hey, you know who's gay?" *Camera zooms up to his face* "…YOU!" *Looks down*

Pans out showing a sword in his stomach with Piedmon still griping the handle

Myo: "…OH COME ON!"

Everyone is starring at the door
Tylomon's screams are still coming from the other side

Jackle: "…wow. That must hurt."
Myo: *Looks at Jackle* "…why, are you still here?"
Jackle: "Sundiel said she had something for LTP."

Screaming stops
The door opens

S: *Comes out with bloody hands and sheet of paper* "Man! This thing is really useful!" *Holds the paper up. Notices Jackle* "Oh! There you are Jackle! Great job today!" *Pulls out and flamethrower and hands it to Jackle* "Give that to LTP and give her my thanks for letting me use you in the story and tell her it has a snack dispenser in it too. Oh, and one more thing!"
Jackle: *Stops from leaving*
S: *Holds up a cookie* "A cookie for you made entirely out of Nightopian Meat! It took me a while to make this." *tosses it to him*
Jackle: *Catches it in his mouth and leaves*
S: *Turns to audience* "And that's the end of the chapter." *Turns and sees the Digimon starring in horror of what their seeing in the room* "HEY!"

They all jump and Piedmon closes the door