Inside of Sundiel's studio

Wiz: "IT'S GOT MY LEG! IT'S GOT MY LEG! THE VELOCIRAPTORS GOT MY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
Velociraptor: *Growls and tries to drag Wizardmon through the door*
Puppet: *Holding onto Wizardmon and trying to keep him from being dragged away*
Gato: *Using all of her strength to keep the door closed and all the other velociraptors on the other side*
S: *Repeatedly hitting the velociraptor in the head with a broken net launcher gun* "Dang it 62, I need him for the script today! You can't eat one of my favorite Digimon! Go and eat Myo instead!"
Myo: *At the other side of the room frozen in a ice block* "MAY!" *Translation, HEY!*
Gato: "Sun! My arms are getting tiered! I don't know how long I can last!"
Puppet: "My grip is slipping too!"
S: *Hitting the velociraptor with a metal bat* "DANG IT! PIEDMON! WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Something crashes on the other side and all the velociraptors on the other side roar like they're in fear and leave, including the one that had Wizardmon's leg

S: *Holds a giant frying pan above her head and looks confusingly at the door* "…What the hay just happened?"
Puppet: *Let's go of Wizardmon* "I think they left."
Wiz: *Jumps up happily* "FREEEE! I'M—OW! OW! OW! Okay, Ow! My leg really hurts! Ow."
Gato: *Helps Wizardmon limp over to the coffin couch*
S: *About to open the door* "What could've scarred my velociraptors? The only thing that scares them is a-." *Opens door and reveals Piedmon on the other side*
Pied: "Hey Su-."
S: *Accidentally mistakes him for a velociraptor* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Hits Piedmon with frying pan, stunning him, grabs his shirt and flings him over her and throws him at Myotismon*

He collides into the ice block, breaking it into tiny pieces, freeing Myo

S: *Notices that it's Piedmon* "OH PIEDMON I'M SO SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A RAPTOR!" *Runs over to him and helps him up* "Are you okay? Aside from getting hit in the head and thrown into an ice block."
Pied: *Rubs his head tenderly* "Yeah, I'm fine. To tell you the truth I got shot, a meat cleaver thrown at me, hit with an anchor, and attacked by sharks all in LTP's NiGHTS into Randomness story while I was over there…Oh and I brought back one of your raptors Sun. It was over at LTP's set. Luckily it didn't eat one of her characters or disturb the show."
S: *Rubs his back gently* "Hey that's great. By the way, what scared my raptors out there?" *Leaves the room*
Myo: *Comes out of the previously ice block shivering* "D-d-dame it! T-t-the next ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-time I get e-e-e-e-e-escorted b-b-by Sun t-t-to the hospital to t-t-t-treat m-m-m-m-m-m-my injuries, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-staying he-he-he-he-he-here!"
Wiz: *Siting on the coffin couch with Gatomon treating his leg* "How did you get trapped in ice anyway?"
Myo: *Looks at him, rubbing his arms to get warm* "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-never go n-n-near F-F-F-F-F-F-F-Frozen Bell when a c-c-c-c-crazy blond is me-me-me-melting it with a-a-a-a-a-a-a fl-fl-fl-flamethrower when your b-b-b-b-b-boss just ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happens to b-b-b-b-be next t-t-t-t-to you and pu-pu-pu-push you in."
Wiz: *Nods head in understanding*
Pied: *Still rubbing his head* "Yeah, LTP must really like using that flamethrower Sun gave her. She used it on Chamelon when he began singing 'What Does the Fox Say' song."
Gato: *Finishing up treating Wizardmon's leg injury* "That would explain you being the guest star."
S: *Screaming from the other room* "OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"

Everyone jumps and run to the door
Everyone aside from Wizardmon, who gets up slowly because of his bad leg and limps to the door
Everyone else are already in the other room next to Sun

Pied: "Sun, what happened?!"
Myo: "W-w-w-w-why did you s-s-s-s-s-s-scream?!"
Puppet: "Are you hurt?!"
Gato: "Are you all righhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." *Continues to stretch the a after seeing what else is the room*
Pied&Myo&Puppet: *All look at her confusingly, then look to where she's starring at and see why*

A large Spinosaurus wearing a purple and coral blue bandana is standing there, holding a net in its teeth with an unconscious raptor in it, staring at them

Pied: "…Oh, right, LTP's Spino. I forgot to mention that." *Looks at Sun and sees her still gawking* "Sun, don't be alarmed. This is-."
S: "A CUTE PUGZY WOGZY!"
Digimon: *Stare at her as she walks up to the pug that's next to LTP's Spino, seeming oblivious to noticing the dinosaur*
S: "Oh, what cutie!" *Picks up pug and hugs him* "Oooooooooooooooh! Are you a gift from Lady Twilight Prime? You are adorable!" *Notices the dog tag* "So your name is Buddha and you're a guide pug. Goody! Now I won't have to worry about losing my characters in the Door of Infinitive." *Looks at Piedmon with a knowing look*
Pied: *Laughs sheepishly*
S: *Notices the Spino* "…" *Notices her raptor in the net* "Hey! My 75
th raptor! You got it! Thank you so much…um…" *Looks at Piedmon*
Pied: "Cinder."
S: "Cinder!"

Cinder growls in a way that seems to sound like a you're welcome. She places the trapped raptor on the ground and leaves to go back to LTP's set.

S: *Waves at the leaving Cinder* "Bye-bye! Come again if you or LTP want to visit!"
Wiz: *Finally comes in and spots Cinder leaving* "…was that a Spinosaurus?"
S: "Yes. Puppetmon, do the disclaimers while I find a doggy bed for this little cutie." *Walks away with Buddha*
Puppet: *Shrugs* "Sundiel260 does not own Digimon, but she did make up this script we're about to do, so she owns that."


XXX

Opens up with Piedmon driving a Cadillac with Myotismon in the passenger's seat holding a newspaper in front of him.

Myo: "I'm telling you man! There are dinosaurs in those woods! Just look at these reports and claims people have claimed!"
Pied: *Focusing on the road* "Myo, please. You really don't believe that stuff do you?"
Myo: "Course I do! I've seen a raptor in those woods!"
Pied: "Then why didn't you take a picture of it?"
Myo: "I didn't have a camera on me at the time and it was too fast for me to keep track of."
Pied: *Looks at Myo briefly* "So why am I coming with you anyway? Can't you do this by yourself?"
Myo: "I need the extra eyes to help me on this one. Pulse…you're the only person who still considers himself my friend and know how to drive."
Pied: *Deadpan look* "…seriously. I don't even remember how we became friends."
Myo: *Looks at him in shock* "Are you f****** kidding me? We bonded when we were escaping that jailhouse in London."
Pied: *Parks the car on the side of the road* "Hummm." *Thinks back to when he met Myo*

~Flashback~

Past Piedmon gets tossed in a cell roughly
He gets back up just as the cell door closes

Pied: "Wait! Wait! You don't understand! I didn't know the parking meter didn't accept American cash! It's not counterfeit or anything!"

Wall behind him suddenly breaks down, revealing Myo on the other side with a slug hammer

Pied: *Turns around and stares at Myo*
Myo: "…"
Pied: "…"
Myo: "…"
Pied: "…5 American dollars if you help me escape here."
Myo: "DEAL!"

Both escape through the hole

~End of flashback~

Pied: "Oh yeah, now I remember."
Myo: "Good. Now come on we're here." *Tries to gets out of the car but forgets to unbuckle himself* "Huh?" *Tries to get up, but the seat-belt keeps him in place* "What the f***?!" *Tries biting through seat-belt*
Pied: *Stares at Myo for 6 minutes before sighing, unbuckling himself and getting out of the car over to Myo's side*
Myo: *Gnawing on the belt like a rat* "NA NANA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!"
Pied: *Opens door and looks at Myo*
Myo: *Stops gnawing*
Pied: "…" *Reaches over Myo and unbuckles him*
Myo: *Falls flat on his face on the ground*
Pied: "…Yep. Something tells me that this will be a looooooong day."

~5 hours later~

Pied: *Walking through the forest* "…Myo, can I ask you a question?"
Myo: *Somewhere behind Piedmon* "Sure."
Pied: *Turns and looks at Myo* "What the hell are you doing?"

Screen pans over to Myo setting bear traps down
Myo trying to set another trap

Myo: "Well, grunt, these, grunt, dinos are, grunt, fast. Right?"
Pied: *Nods head slowly*
Myo: "But, grunt, they won't be, grunt, when their trrrrraaaped iiiiiinnnnnn…HERE!" *Finally gets the trap open*
Pied: "But why bear traps? Isn't it illegal to set traps in this forest?"
Myo: *Stands up dusting his hands* "Ptht! No!"

~Earlier~

Both Digimon walk by a sign that forbids anyone from setting traps

~Present time~

Pied: *Looking through binoculars* "You know Myo, I just thought of something. If we find any dinosaurs, how are we to defend ourselves?"
Myo: *Walks over in a full knight suite*
Pied: "…"
Myo: "Sorry. This is the only suite I have."

Something beeps in Piedmon's pants

Pied: "What The F*******?!"
Myo: "Forsooth! My trap tracker device has detected that thy trap has sprung!"
Pied: *Takes out device and looks at Myo with a 'Are you serious?' look*
Myo: "…sorry, I get into character whenever I get into costume."
Pied: *Looks at device* "Looks like it's not too far from here."
Myo: *Pulls out a frying pan* "On ward! Off to slay thy beast!"
Pied: "GET OUT OF THE SUITE!

~Minutes later~

Myo: *Talking on a phone* "THAT'S RIGHT PUNK! I'm gonna bring back proof! Proof you hear?! Dino's still live to today! Put that on your business card! Un!"
Pied: "…Uh, Myo?"
Myo: "What sucker?!"
Pied: "Not a dino."
Myo: "…what?"
Pied: *Turns and glares at Myo* "Not." *Points at something* "A dino."
Myo: *Looks at where Piedmon is pointing and sees Wizardmon with his leg caught in the bear trap* "…oh."
Wiz: *Glares at them both* "WHAT THE F***** MAN! Why is there a bear trap here?! It's illegal to set traps in this forest!"
Pied: *Glares at Myo*
Myo: *Looks away whistling*
Pied: "Alright, hang on. I'll get you out of there."
Myo: *Pushes Piedmon away* "Uh, not a smart move dude. I've been setting these bear traps so I know how to unset them."
Wiz: *Stares at Myo in shock* "You?! You're the one who's been setting these traps for the past 4 months?!"
Myo: "…"

~Flashback~

4 months ago Myo setting different traps down

~End of flashback~

Myo: "…nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…Let's get you out of there shall we?"
Pied: "Are you sure you can get him out of there?"
Myo: *Working on getting Wizardmon out of trap* "Ptht! Please! I'll have him out in no time!"

~3 hours later~

Piedmon is trying to get Myotismon out of the trap

Wiz: *Siting on a rock with his leg bandaged up* "Well, you have to give him credit. He did get me out of the trap."
Pied: "Yes. But how in the universe does someone get their whole body stuck in a small bear trap?!" *Finally opens trap* "There!"
Myo: *Pops out of trap* "Ow! Man! It's no fun being trapped in there for—" *Counts fingers* "2 and a half hours!"
Pied: *Picks up Wizardmon* "Come on. Let's get you to the hospital."

All three are about to leave until a sound of a trumpet stops them
Suddenly, a dragon themed carriage comes by being pulled by velociraptors with Puppetmon up front with the reins and a whip
Sundiel is sitting in a dragon themed throne with Buddha on her lap, petting him while glancing at the three bewildered Digimon she's passing

S: "…dang bear trappers."

Carriage leaves
All three Digimon stare in shock

Myo: "…DAME IT! I forgot to take a picture!"

XXX

Pied: "Well what do you think?" *Looks at everyone siting around him*
S: "…Piedmon I just asked if you wanted pizza or not. Not give me a story with no sense in it."
Pied: "…oh…well…now might be the wrong time to tell you that I've already cloned a few hundred raptors."

Velociraptor walks in wearing a bathrobe

Velociraptor: "What's up dudes?"
Everyone: *Looks at Velociraptor and screams*


Gato: "Should we stop him?"

Pans over revealing Myotismon strangling Piedmon

Wiz: "Na."
Puppet: "But he's strangling him."
Wiz: "Probably because he figured out Piedmon was the one who gave Sun the idea to make him the idiot of this story."
Myo: *Still strangling Piedmon, shaking him furiously* "I WILL F**** KILL YOU!"
Pied: *Making feeble attempts to get out of Myo's iron grip while trying to breath*
S: *Walks in holding Buddha and notices Myo trying to kill Piedmon* "…Myo found out?"
Digimon: "Yep."
S: "Ah. How's the leg Wiz?"
Wiz: "Still hurts, but should be fine in a couple days."
S: "Good. Now to stop the murder scene." *Hands Buddha to Puppetmon and walks over to Myo* "Hhhhheeeeeyyyyyy MMMMMMyyyyyyyyyyoooooooo." *Suddenly karate kicks him in the face* "PLAY NICE!"
Pied: *Knelling on the ground, breathing heavily*
Myo: *Laying on the ground unconscious*
S: "Review if you want to see more Myo torture!"