S: "Hey everyone! I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccccccck!
Puppet: "There you are Sun! Where were you?"
S: "Over at LTP's studio helping her cure her Laryngitis and giving her a baby Raptor that can breathe fire. And look!" *Holds up a shiny Charizard plushie with a blue scarf around its neck* "LTP gave me this as a thank you present! His name is Burraku." *Hugs Burraku closely*
Myo: "Yeah that's great…PIEDMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
S: *Looks at Myotismon with a raised brow then looks at Piedmon* "…Pied…what are you doing?"
Everyone looks a Piedmon
He's rolling a barrel full of gunpowder
Pied: "Well, I have bit of a wombat problem. I tried different methods for getting rid of him, but he's pushed my past my reasoning's! So I'm going to blow him up." *Walks away with the gunpowder *
S: *Watches Pied for a moment* "…Okay. WHAT THE F*** DID I MISS?!"
Wiz: "Oh Piedmon found a wombat under his bed while you were away and he's been trying to get rid of it ever since…and for some reason he made me record it." *Holds up a video camera*
S: "…Well that solves the chapter for today problem. Gatomon, the disclaimer please."
Gato: "Sundiel does not own Digimon."
Opens in the living room with Myo hooking up the video camera to a flat screen TV
Myo: "How did you even afforded to buy a TV?"
Sun: *Sitting on the coffin couch next to Puppetmon* "Ohhhh I know some people."
Wiz: *Comes in with Gatomon carrying popcorn*
Gato: "Alright we got popcorn."
Myo: *Succeeds in hooking the camera up* "Videos hooked up." *Walks over to a bat themed easy chair*
Wiz & Gato: *Both sit on a HTTYD rug in front of the coffin couch*
The video starts to play
It begin showing static before it clears up and Wizardmon's face appears
Recorded Wiz: "Alright, I think it's recording Piedmon."
Recorded Pied: *Off screen* "Okay, now bring it over here."
Wizardmon's face moves away, show Piedmon's room
Piedmon's room is decorated with black and red checker theme, diamond, hearts, spades, and clovers
Piedmon is laying on the ground looking under his king size black bed
Pied: "Yeah, it's still here." *Looks at the camera* "The wombat hasn't left at all."
The camera is placed under the bed, showing the wombat, then it's pulled out and shows Wizardmon and Piedmon getting off the floor
Rec Pied: "The one time when someone needs Sun the most and she's off visiting a friend."
Rec Wiz: "How do you plan to get the wombat?"
Rec Pied: *Moves off screen a bit and comes back with a hockey stick*
Rec Wiz: "…seriously?"
RP: "Worth a shot."
Piedmon gets back on the ground and reaches under the bed with the hockey stick
RP: "Alright, I think I got it-OH S***!"
The hockey stick is pulled out of Pied's hands and he gets whacked repeatedly
RW: "…uh, I think you need a new approach."
RP: *Still being whacked* "Good." *Whacked* "I." *Whacked* "Dea!" *Gets whacked one more time*
RP: *Holds a carrot in front of camera* "Hehe." *Walks away and places carrot on the ground and hops on the bed next to Wizardmon* "Alright, when the wombat comes out to eat the carrot, we grab him and throw him out the window."
RW: *Looks at Pied for a moment then looks around the room* "Piedmon you don't have a window in your room."
RP: "Yes I do. See?" *Points at a wall with a poorly drawn window with a smiling sun*
RW: "…oh boy."
(Time Skip, 3 hours)
RP: *Leaning over the bed asleep after waiting for the wombat for so long*
RW: *Meditating*
Both miss the wombat coming out under the bed, taking the carrot and going back under
(Time Skip)
RP: *Holding camera looking very annoyed* "Okay so we missed the wombat, bad news. But now I shall try a new approach, good news." *Hands Wizardmon the camera*
RW: *Watches Piedmon walk up to the bed and kick it*
RP: "GET OUT FROM UNDER MY BED YOU F****** S**** FUR BALL!"
Wombat comes out wearing ninja outfit
It then jumps on Piedmon and proceeds to beat him up
(Time Skip)
Wizardmon looks at the camera sheepishly
RW: "Okay, uh, Piedmon sorta." *Sharply intakes with a hissing noise* "Piedmon got a beat down and now he's going to get some gunpowder and blowup his room. Soooo yeah." *Stops recording*
S: *Eating popcorn* "Wow, that's one tough wombat."
Myo: "I found this amusing to watch."
Puppet: *Looks around trying to find Wizardmon and Gatomon* "Has anyone seen Wiz and Gato?"
S: "Wizardmon got a really bad headache when we started the video so he left to go lay down and Gatomon went with him."
Pied: *Comes in covered in soot*
Myo: *Looks at him and smiles* "So how did the gunpowder plan go?"
Pied: *Glares at him* "Shut. Up." *Leaves to take a shower*
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