To my dear readers,
Hey everyone! We're back! And we've got a new character too! But sad to say, it will be a while before we do any real randomness since we just got back from LTP's place. LTP will also be staying with us for a couple days too ever since the Selph incident. So in place for the next two episodes will be recordings that we already did. Don't worry, we'll get back into action in no time. Just enjoy the show for now, and things will be just as funny.
Love Sundiel260
P.S, Does anyone know where my giant man eating raptor called Phil went? He wasn't in his cage when I got back.
S: "You know what I hate most in life people?"
Gato: "Death?"
Wiz: "Taxes?"
Pied: "Wombats?"
Puppet: "Burned food?"
Buddha: "Bark bark?"
Myo: "Your crazy antics?"
S: "…"
Everyone ducks as Sun swings her leg and hits Myo on the face
Myo: *Goes flying across the room and hits the wall* "…ouch." *Falls off the wall, leaving an imprint*
S: "F*** NO! What I hate MOST in life is the F***ing Gas Prices! The government keeps raising the prices on these things!"
Pied: *Stands up* "But Sun, you don't drive a car yet."
S: "Yes I can, I have a permit, I just get a little nervous when I'm practicing."
Gato: *Holding a script up* "Is that why we're doing this script?"
S: "Yep! It's funny, and it deals with gas problems!"
Wiz: "The two things you love most."
S: "No, what I love most are dragons and LPT's NiGHTS into Randomness story. She's down right funny that can make skeletons laugh!"
Puppet: "Uh, Sun? The show."
S: "Hum? Oh!" *Takes out a microphone* "PLACES EVERYONE! MYO! GET OFF THE FLOOR! YOU'RE NEEDED IN THIS ONE!"
Myo: *Flat on the ground* "…"
S: *Turns to audience* "I DO NOT OWN DIGIMON OR WILDCARD: GAS CRISIS!"
Opens outside of an apartment door
Wiz: *On the inside* "What?! What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains! What am I then?"
Myo: "…You're the looks."
Wiz: "Well yeah, of course I'm the looks, but I always thought myself the brains and the looks."
Inside
Myo: *Sitting at the counter with a beer in his hand* "Wait you're the looks, I'm the brains, Piedmon's the wildcard."
Pied: *Sitting in a chair backwards* "Oh! That's awesome!"
Myo: "Yeah! That's the classic setup! You know this, no?"
Wiz: *Standing beside Pied with annoyed expression*
Pied: *Looks at Myo dumbly*
Myo: "Look every great criminal in history has followed that basic dynamic! Right? Looks." *Points at Wizardmon* "Brains." *Points at himself* "Wildcard." *Points at Piedmon* "Think about it! The 18 did it!"
Wiz: *Raises an eyebrow slowly*
Pied: *Smiling*
Myo: "Scooby doo did it. Ghostbusters did it. Digidestined."
Wiz: *Really annoyed now* "Okay! We get it!"
Pied: "Get what?"
Myo: "Our problem is that we don't stick to that basic set up! And it gets us into trouble! As the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan."
Wiz: "Oh boy."
Myo: "It involves pulling up our boots straps, oiling up a couple of a**es, and, doing a little plowing of our own. Pa!"
Wiz&Pied: *Groaning quietly and looking at Myo in a disturbed way*
The background slowly starts to go red, Myo licking his lips
Wiz and Pied have very disturbed faces
Myo: "Not gay sex."
Wiz: "Oh!"
Pied: "Oh that's a relief!"
Myo: "We're gonna solve the gas crises."
Pied: "Oh good!"
Wiz: *Laughing little*
Later
Myo: "Wait for it…gasoline."
Woman: "Excuse me?"
Myo: "Look, here's the plan. You give us a s*** load of money, we buy a s*** load of gasoline, we wait 12 months, we sell the gasoline, and we get a s*** load of prophet."
Woman: "We tend to give loans to business, not, um…"
Myo: "She's not getting it. Get the chart."
Wiz: "Oh yeah, the chart." *Gets off his chair*
Wizardmon later comes back with a whiteboard carried by two girls wearing bikinis and huge chest sizes
Wiz: *Clears throat* "Now these are the gas prices last year." *Points to the last year price* "Here is this year's price." *Points to it* "And this is next year's price will be."
Woman: "And what those?" *Points at the women*
Wiz: "Uh, these are gorgeous women with heaving chests."
Woman: "Why?"
Wiz: *Intakes sharply* "We, kinda thought we would be talking to a man today."
Myo: "So, uh, isn't there a way we could talk to your boss? Maybe he'll understand."
Woman: "My boss is a woman."
Myo: *Taken back* "…really?"
Wiz: "Your boss is a woman? Now this is a strange back up."
Woman: "Okay, well I am definitely rejecting to your request for 300,000 dollars to buy…gasoline."
Wiz: "…ya know. I just had this crazy thought. Why don't I." *Comes up beside the woman, slinging an arm around her* "Take you to the back and, change your mind?" *Winks at her*
Pied: "How about we all go in the back and…have some fun time?"
Myo: O_O
Wiz: "What are you doing?"
Pied: "I'm pulling a wildcard here, man."
Wiz: *Glares at him*
Myo: "Dude-"
Pied: "I can be very sexual with a woman! You will enjoy it."
All three start to argue
The woman presses a button under her desk
The three are still arguing, and Piedmon is now standing on the desk
The police come
Police man: "Stop."
Everyone stops
Police: "You need to come with us now."
Pied: "…oooooooo."
Later, after Sun paid the release fund
Pied: *Sucking a pipe before sputtering and coughing, putting the pipe in the barrel and filling it with oil* "Alright!" *Coughs* "Barrel number 6 is." *Coughs* "Done dude!"
Wiz: "I don't see the point in this."
Myo: "What do ya mean? It's brilliant!"
Wiz: "Tell that to Sun when she has to pay the release fund again or Piedmon's funeral budget."
Myo: "Look, it's a good plan!"
Wiz: "All we're doing is driving back and forth for the gas station, fill the car up, leave, and then empty it and do it all over again! We're not gaining money! We're losing it!"
Pied: "We're burning product here."
Wiz: "Yeah."
Myo: "No, li-"
Pied: "Pulse I swallowed a good mount of it, and this is just a dame waste."
Wiz: "And its gone up 7 cents this morning!"
Pied: "IT'S A NEW PRICE EVER TIME WE GO IN THERE!"
Myo: "H-hold on! Let's not freak out. Let's not freak out. We just need to adjust the needs to a changing market place. That's all!"
Pied: "That's smarty talk there!"
Myo: "Yeah! We got to make some money in the short term."
Wiz: "And how the hell are we going to do that?"
Myo: *Snaps fingers* "I got a plan."
Later again at the gas station
Myo: "We would like to return some gas please."
Wiz: "Yeah, don't worry bro. Got recites!" *Holds them up*
Man: "I can't do that."
Wiz: "You can't do it or won't do it?"
Man: "Both."
Pied: *Takes out a knife*
Myo: "Not now buddy."
Pied: *Puts it away*
Myo: "Okay bro, you want to play hardball, fine. Your about to experience the hardcore of a free market b****. Get ready to feel where it hurts."
Pied: "Your d***!"
Myo: "No, no. His wallet. His wallet!"
Pied: "Oh…yep."
Back at the apartment
Wiz: *Sitting on a worn down couch* "We need a better strategy."
Pied: *Sitting next to him* "Yeah."
Myo: *Sitting across from them with his feet on the table, glaring at Wizardmon* "Alright genius, what's your plan?"
Wiz: *Smiles* "Something that's guarantee to work."
S: "And that's all folks! Tune in next time for part two!"
Myo: *Off screen somewhere* "A SECOND ONE?! SOMEONE! KILL ME NOW!"
Pied: *Off screen* "Hey Sun? What are we going to do with these barrels of gas?"
S: "They'll be used later Pied."