S: "DADADADAAA~! Another show, ready to play!"
Pied: *Off screen somewhere* "Hey, Sun? What's with the robot in this story?"
S: "He comes in later. BTW, how's Wiz doing?"
Pied: "Don't know. He locked himself in his room after the last show and didn't come out till it was past noon. He looked like he didn't have enough sleep too."
S: "Well keep an eye on him. You know he does crazy stuff when he doesn't get enough sleep."
Pied: "Can Do! Sundiel260 does not own Digimon or Wildcard gas crisis."

Somewhere in a neighborhood

Wizardmon, Myo, and Piedmon are in the car parked in front of a house

Myo: *Drivers seat* "I'll admit. This plan might work out."
Wiz: *In the back* "Of course it will. We are giving the people something the no one has done before. Gasoline, at your doorstep."
Pied: *Pops up wearing a cowboy hat* "All right, lets rangle up some cattle!"
Wiz: "…what are you doing?"
Pied: *Normal voice* "I'm putting on a disguise so that they won't know who we are."
Myo: "They already don't know who we are!"
Wiz: "You don't need a disguise."
Pied: *Western accent* "AAAH shut yar darn mouth and get to work sonny!"
Wiz: "…whatever. Just, whatever. Just let me do the talking, okay?"
Pied: "Darn toten!"

Later

Pied and Wiz are standing in front of the house ringing the doorbell
A young woman answers the door

Wiz: "Well hello ma'am. What a lovely dress you have on."
Pied: "Yeah, you looking all sorts of good!"
Wiz: *Glares at him a little*
Pied: *Grins*
Wiz: "…Now, you seem like a nice, sweet, suffocated young lady, so we're not going to waste your time today."
Pied: "Naa! We're just a couple old men in from Dales and, well, we're itching like a hound to give you something you want."
Wiz: "…what my, associate is trying to say is we're here to offer your community a much needed-"
Pied: "Helllll yeah! We wanna to fill you up! Ifn you be so kind to let us!
Woman: O_O
Wiz: *Whispering* "Please let me do the talking."
Pied: *Ignoring him* "Now, we're not going to take no for an answer now ya hear? Okay? So don't be making me sick my associate here, alright?"
Myo: *Glares at Pied from the car*
Pied: "He don't take kindly to no. So, can I fill you up or what?"
Woman: *Holding up a phone*
Phone: "911 what's your emergence?"
Wiz & Pied: *Their eyes go wide and they briefly look at each other before running to the car*

Later

Myo: "What the hell was that?!"
Wiz: "Wildcard here decided to loss his mind!"
Pied: "Aaaaaah! I say, I say that's just dame preposterous boy!"
Wiz: "Now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
Myo: "Guys, I think it's time we cut our losses and go back to the original plan. It's too soon to sell this gas anyways."

After driving away, and avoiding the cops

Inside an old bar place

Wiz: "Hey Puppetmon, we need to talk."
Myo: "We don't want you making any more major bar decisions anymore."
Pied: "Yeah, we want to vote on things now, okay? We want a democracy."
Puppet: *Sitting in a chair with his legs up on the table and laughs a little* "Well that gonna work. Because you guys get emotional about everything, you'll start arguing, and nothing will get done."
Wiz: "We think we have a solution. We're going to have a daily meeting and discus all bar matters. Emotion will be suppressed and reason will prevail."
Myo & Pied: "Reason will prevail!"
Wiz: "You don't have to say it right now!"
Myo: "We're gonna say it and we're going to say it at the right time!"

The three get into an argument while Puppetmon just rolls his eyes

Giant Robot: *Enters the bar* "Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! What's up b****es! You guys the owners?"
Digimon: "Yeah, sure that's us."
Giant Robot: "Exhalant, as you can clearly see me fax, I am a dussbot 9000. However there some who simply call me…Bruce."
Wiz: "Oh yeah, where from?"
Bruce: "Good question purple one. Your mother's house!" *Laughs while shaking his booty*
Wiz: *Glares and frowns*
Bruce: "Anywho's, I'm going to steal all your beers now."
Digimon: "What?!"
Bruce: "Are you deaf? All your beers belong to me now b****es."
Pied: "What?!"
Myo: "Whoa, no way man!"
Wiz: "Not happening bro!"
Puppet: "You can't do that!"
Pied: "L-l-l-look man! This is America!"
Bruce: "Oh yeah right. America, home to the dumba** Digimon."
Pied: "What are you saying?"
Myo: "Okay, I don't even know what that means."
Wiz: "Glare deepens*
Myo: "If-if you're talking s*** about America man, we're gonna kick you're a**."
Bruce: *Brings out a blowtorch* "I liked to see you try you s***."
Myo: *Stares at the flamethrower*
Bruce: "That's what I thought."

Later outside

Bruce drives away with the beer

Myo: "Great, now what?"
Pied: *Looks to the side and sees a TV with Bruce's face on it and walks over to it*
TV: "And this robot is reported to be extremely dangerous. If anyone has information on this robots whereabouts, they will receive."

Myo & Puppetmon walk over

TV: "1,000,000,000,000 dollars."

All three stand there with their mouths open before looking at each other

Time skip, in the car

Myo: *Drivers seat* "Alright, once we get to Bruce's, we get in and we grab him."
S: *In the back* "So let me get this straight, some robot stole all the beer and you guys want to capture him for money? And why are there barrels full of gas back here?"
Pied: *Back* "They're really heavy to move Sun."
S: "Where did you get the money for this gas?!"
Myo: "Would you shut up and let me continue? Now Puppetmon, when we get back to the bar you get the confession out of Bruce."
Puppet: *Passenger seat, batting his hammer in his hand* "No problem."
Myo: "Wi will take that confession and using his charms and good looks to get that reward money. And Sun-"
S: "What?"
Myo: "You can beat Bruce if he tries to resist."
S: "Done and done!"
Myo: "Alright lets-" *Steps on the breaks but they don't work* "Huh, wait, wait, Huh!?"
Puppet: "What's the matter?"
Myo: "The breaks! Why aren't they-Guys! Why aren't the breaks working!?"
Wiz: *Holding a pair of pliers* "BECAUSE I CUT THE BREAKS! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!" *Kicks the back doors open and jumps out*
Myo: "WHAT!?"
Pied: *Confused* "I thought I was the wildcard."
S: "Wildcard?"
Puppet: "Dude, we're gonna crash. We're gonna crash!"
Myo: *Sees that they are going to crash* "EVERYONE! BAIL!"

Everyone jumps out of the car just before it hits another car, causing them to explode
Suddenly, Ralph comes out of the apartment, holding his head in despair

Ralph: "MY CAR! MY PRIDE AND JOY!"
S: "Ooooooooh, that's, that's not Bruce."
Pied: "Oh hey, it's Ralph."
Ralph: "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU GUYS?! WHAT DID I EVER DOOOOO?!" *Breaks down crying*
Puppet: "…yeaaaaaah, that's defiantly not Bruce."

Back at the bar

Myo: "Ready? 1, 2, 3."
Myo, Pied, S, Gato and Ralph: *Singing* "It's so hard~, to say goodbye~, to yesterday~, hey~"
Myo: *Draws the last part out a little longer*
Bruce: *Comes in* "Oh, hell's yeah! Voice command is the s***!"
Gato: *Looks at Bruce in shock* "Wow, the boy's weren't kidding about the robot."
S: "Yeah."
Myo: "God Dame It Dude!"
Bruce: *Waves* "Well, hello. We meet again b****es."
S: "Hum, don't care. Out you go."
Bruce: "I'm not going anywhere until I steal the rest of your booze."
S: "OH GOD DAME IT!"
Bruce: "And after I jack the rest of your s***, I'm going to incinerate you all. Sorry."
Pied: *Hits a bottle against the counter, breaking it and pointing it at Bruce* "Oh you go f*** yourself and your f***ing a**!"
Ralph: *Faints and falls to the ground*
Bruce: "That's some mouth you have on you clown. Never the less, it's time to say goodbye." *Points the flamethrower at them*

Dramatic music

Myo: *Look of horror*
S: *Glares at Bruce, drawing a blade out under the counter*
Pied: *Still glaring at him*
Gato: *Shocked and scarred*
Ralph: *Sprawled out on the floor unconscious*

Suddenly, the flamethrower is hit by a stream of water

Bruce: *Pulls the trigger, but the flamethrower doesn't work* "Uuuh…" *Looks to the side and sees Puppetmon holding an empty bucket and smiling* "Water. Should have thought of that." *Drops flamethrower* "Okay, everybody chill. I'm going to get my rocket launcher out of my vehicle. Kill you all in a sec."

Suddenly, a shot is heard and a bullet hole appears right beside Bruce
Everybody turns and sees Wizardmon holding a shot gun aimed at Bruce

Bruce: "You wouldn't harm an unarmed robot." *Reaches behind himself, grabbing a gun* "Would you b****?"
Wiz: *Glares at him*
Bruce: *Takes out gun and points it at Wizardmon*
Wiz: "Smile b****!" *Fires*
Bruce: *Gets hit and flies backwards, hitting the door before falling to the ground*
Wiz: "That's what you get you s*** of a b****!"
Bruce: "Ow! My Face! You B****!"
Wiz: *Growls and walks over to him, dropping the shotgun and taking out two hand pistils and shots at Bruce continuously*
S: *Watches the whole thing* "…who gave Wiz guns?""

Wiz: *Still shooting Bruce*
S: "Aah, Wizardmon? I think he's dead now."
Wiz: "Don't care!"
S: "…ooooookay. Well that's all for his episode."
Pied: "Sun! The bar tender called about the damage we made at his bar!"
S: "OH GOD DAME IT!"