I'm just going to get right to it I don't own Overwatch or any stocks or blah blah blizzard does, hearthstone still sucks etc.

Here is where it gets violent so be warned

Chapter four_ civil dispute LOL no it's personal

I wasn't quite prepared to be knocked out of me own chair but that's what happened next so there you have it. She just back-handed me like an ignorant child. I got off me bum and socked her right in the kisser, after that bit I kicked her in the side of the head and she was bleeding on the floor a bit, just a dribble and she was spewing insults like Toaster-lover and that pissed me off even more so I grabbed her by the hair and I bumped her head against the kitchen table gave her a nice purple swell on her head, I called her a Nazi and that's when Emily and her dad tried to step in and pull us away from each other. I just wanted to beat some damn respect for diversity into her.

Here she was in my home eating Chinese food and openly admitting to having no respect for their culture. I couldn't stand it. I started screaming and kicking. Rory had an impressive grip for such an old timer and wouldn't let me wriggle loose. Emily was trying to pull her similarly acting bitch of a mother into the living room. When she broke loose and ran at me. I put my foot right up to her stomach and she ran right into it. That old wind bag got the air knocked right out of her and hit the floor barely breathing. I quieted down fight after that. Not two seconds later our neighbor was at the door with it wide open pointing his berretta into the apartment demanding to know what was going on. First thing any of us did was put are hands were he could see them. Then Emily explained that her mum and I were just in a bit of a tussle because of a disagreement. He just wished us a good night and left.

That's when Rory started laughing. We didn't know what in the world he thought was so bonkers so after a few minutes he calmed down enough to thank us for our lovely hospitality. That's when the bitch got off the floor and smashed one of our good chairs against my back and I couldn't believe that old hag had that kind of upper body strength, that was a doozy, I was on the floor rolling onto my now injured back and she was diving onto me grabbing me around the throat. That part scared me I was honestly surprised that she would try to strangle me. I'm not proud to admit that I immediately punched her in the eye five or six times until Rory pulled her off of me. I got up coughing, letting sweet, cool, air back into my oxygen deprived lungs. Emily was telling her mum to calm down. That wasn't going to happen anytime soon.

Victoria broke free from her husband's grip and threw the nearest thing to her at my head. Thank fully the second closest was the lamp. The thing she threw at me was a white throw pillow. Nicest thing she had done all day. Then she threw the lamp at Emily, she threw a lamp at her own daughter. It shattered on impact with Emily's shoulder and arm she was using to cover her face, then my girlfriend collapsed. I whipped around and punched that monster in her good eye. She landed on her ass so hard she had to lay down. Rory stopped her from getting up. I went and checked Emily for injuries, nothing bad just a few scratches.

"Emily are you ok?" I asked, tears welling in my eyes. She nodded "yeah, just a scratch or two" I know I'm British but I didn't care I cried and kissed her. I could feel her dad staring at us but I didn't care. Meeting her parents was going horribly wrong anyways, why hold back.

I helped her onto the sofa. Drama queen was still squirming on the floor, I crouched down next to her and flicked her forehead so she would be quiet. Then I said "ma'am your daughter is the most wonderful person I have ever met and I'm glad to have met her. She has a very optimistic view on the world and I appreciate every form of company she gives. She and I are lovers and have been dating since before we moved into together. You can think what you want about that but if you ever hurt her again I will make you suffer more pain than you would think possible." Then I stood up and got a roll of duck-tape and tied her hands together, her feet then I gagged her. Rory and I put her in the car we went back inside and on the porch he thanked me for taking care of Emily and I invited him to drop by whenever he was in King Row. Emily and I both would be happy to have him anytime.

He left after saying good bye to Emily and helping us clean up the kitchen. It had a few bits of chair on the floor and some blood. We threw out most of the food that was still on the table. Said our good-byes and I locked the door behind him. Emily and looked at each other and I smiled saying "I think that went rather well." Emily looked at me like I just said Walking Dead was a kid's show. "Well? That was a bloody disaster, we wasted 38 dollars of food, scared the hell out of the neighbors, we need to buy a new chair and lamp. To top it all off my mother is going to disown me and she ruddy hates you."

I smirked at her. "Does it bloody matter, she is never coming back here ever again and your dad seemed to like me so that's a start" Emily smiled back at me. "I love you Lena" We kissed and went to bed.

If you guys want I can try to write a lemon chapter. I don't think it fits with the story as is though so just tell me in the reviews what you think.