Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me at all.

AN: Our boys are heading home. A home they will now share, but first a little surprise.

Warning:Language, no beta. Yup time for our boys to enjoy some lemon time, eventually. You've been : NaruSasu kakairu JugoSake

Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it... This can be either a blessing or a powerful curse. Sometimes it is both.

Sasuke Uchiha was going Home

The two young Shinobi were looking forward to some uninterrupted quality (read: raging teenage hormones type quality) alone time. A hospital is really no place to get that, nurses, Orderlies, visiting friends and even the Hokage, all had the worst timing. So far they had been interrupted every single time they tried heading to second base, let alone even think about third. But unbeknownst to either of them the Uchiha mansion was currently not as empty as they were hoping.

Apparently, Ninja's really love to party and the coming home of the Uchiha Prodigy was as good a reason as any to throw a humdinger of a Welcome Home, Congrats on making Chunnin, years of missed birthdays for both teens, not to mention congrats on being a couple, let's celebrate, WooHoo! Let's get this party started!… all rolled into one huge bash. Not only that, but they managed to set it up as a surprise to boot. That Kiba managed to not spill the beans on the way to the Uchiha mansion is a mystery, he was nearly bouncing in his excitement, and Akamaru was nearly as bad wagging his tail the whole way there a doggy grin on his cute face fur face.

That Sasuke didn't pick up on something before actually opening his door we can all attribute to his mind being occupied with thoughts of a certain sunshine haired knuckleheaded Dobe, who really needed to teach him more than just kissing, not that he didn't love kissing his Dobe, but…. Sasuke had training to do, and as an Uchiha he planned to excel. Naruto is Naruto and was completely clueless, nuf said on that. That and no one had ever thrown him a surprise party before, because you see this party was for both of them. That's what the Banner draped across the room boldly said.

Congratulations Naruto and Sasuke – Welcome home

"Surprise!" yelled the remainder of the Genin 9, Team Gai, Iruka, Kakashi, Gai, certain members of Team Hebi, even Tsunade and Shizune were there, among others.

To say that Naruto was touched by this was an understatement. The huge cerulean blue eyes filled with tears of happiness, the smile on his face genuine and so huge it threatened to split his face in two. If it hadn't made Naruto so damn happy, Sasuke would have cheerfully tossed each interloper out on their asses. But he physically couldn't and he wouldn't even if he could have, this was really Naruto's moment. Everyone there who knew anything about the Uchiha Heir would know that he didn't give a rat's ass about having party for his return. Their friends had done this for Naruto to show their support and love for the Blonde Kitsune vessel.

"Oh MY god… I can't, Wow. I don't know…."

"Don't say anything Naruto, just be happy and enjoy your party." Sakura smiled at Naruto, Jugo at her side, looking rather protective.

"Sakura-Chan I can't believe you all managed to do this on such short notice. Is it really for me?"

"Baka" Sasuke smirked.

With that they entered the house. Sasuke ended up holding court from the love seat in the living room, as he was still recovering his strength, standing for long periods was out of the question. But this seemed to suit the Raven and his public personality just fine, despite the two huge Hickey's gracing the slim pale neck. It tickled Naruto to no end that his Ice Princess was in full on Uchiha Mode. Sasuke's warmth and softness was for him only.

Naruto being Naruto, flitted from one friend or group to another, never quite staying in one place very long. He did make a point of passing the Uchiha frequently as he sat holding court in his love seat. A soft touch to a shoulder in passing, finger tips touching briefly. A warm smile from across the room or smirk if you're an Uchiha. Eyes that constantly drifted to the other, no matter who they were with or talking to. All their friends and comrades noticed these subtle signs. The hickey's told of teenage hormones in full swing, Kakashi thought it was hilarious that the Kyuubi wasn't healing Naruto of the numerous love bites. Seems the old Fox was just as sadistic as ever, Naruto blushed beet red every time he caught someone staring at his hickey covered neck. Damn that Uchiha and his clever mouth!

The only person at the party not having a great time was of course Neji. He'd taken to glaring at everyone (especially the Uchiha) from a far corner. A Rum and coke in his hand, he sipped it and contemplated the situation. He berated himself for not making a move on Naruto. He'd had the chance when they had all been in Sunakagure after saving the Kazekage's life. They'd been there 2 whole weeks resting and recovering before heading back to Konohakagure. Like an Idiot Neji thought he had plenty of time. He'd been wrong, now that the Uchiha was back he knew he'd didn't have a chance at the stunning blonde. Though now seeing them together, the soft looks the seemingly innocent touches that passed between them when they thought no one was watching. He realized that he'd never had a chance with Naruto, apparently the Uchiha had held his heart this whole time. Theirs was truly an unbreakable bond.

As the night wore on he realized what he had always wanted wasn't exactly Naruto himself (well maybe he had to some extent, Naruto was glorious) but it was this same kind of special bond that the Blonde had with the Uchiha. This is what he wanted for himself, someone that believed in him as much as Naruto believed, and apparently had always believed in the Uchiha. Slowly his glares calmed and his usual stoic mask dropped back into place.

From another section of the room, dark hooded eyes watched the Hyuuga Prodigy as he internally worked through his loss of Naruto and his acceptance of the fact that he'd never had him to begin with. That it was the special unbreakable bond the Hyuuga had been searching for. A bond the owner of those dark hooded eyes would be happy to share with the Hyuuga, when he was ready. Naruto had shown him, that it was possible to form such amazing bonds, that they did exist. He could wait, his waiting was nothing compared to what Naruto had been through while waiting for the Uchiha Heir.

Everyone, even her own teammates, had thought that Hinata would be devastated by the knowledge that Naruto was with Sasuke and that they were a serious couple. But truthfully, Hinata was honestly happy that Naruto was so very happy. Her love for him was and always had been, a more pure and unselfish kind of love. Verging on Hero worship rather than romantic. Not that she hadn't found him attractive, she did. But honestly, he was a little too intimidating for her. That said she found herself strangely attracted to Shino's more quiet and reserved personality. She wondered how he felt about her, he was a hard one to read that was for sure. But when he offered to walk her home that evening she happily accepted. When he kissed her goodnight before parting, she smiled into the kiss and returned it.

Kakashi had managed to spirit Iruka away from the party rather early, not that his Dolphin minded. Tsunade and Shizune left after only staying an hour or so. Once they were gone the other older adults had felt a little out of place with all the youngsters, and had left shortly after. Gai on the other hand was having a wonderfully Youthful experience. And had to be carried home by his mini clone Lee. Apparently, he had a little too much of the spiked punch.

It was nearly 10pm before everyone had left, Sakura and Jugo had been the last to go. With promises of returning tomorrow to help clean up the mess from the party. Even Naruto was glad to see his pink haired teammate leave, even if he was a trifle nervous about finally being truly alone with Sasuke. Would things be like they had been at the hospital?

He shouldn't have worried, Sasuke was working on some new mission parameters. This mission required the removal of both their shirts, and Naruto showing him all about second base. That and expanding on his knowledge of the blonde's fine abs and those dusky rosy little nipples. Hmm yes, and a heathy dose of those intoxicating kisses the Blonde was so free with.

"Oi Teme. How you are holding up?" Naruto went to join Sasuke on the loveseat.

"Good considering."

"Considering what?"

"That you haven't kissed me since we left the hospital. I think you need to remedy that."

"Your wish is my command Princess."

Naruto grinned as he leaned over to capture the Raven's lips in soft loving kiss. A kiss that remained soft for about 3.2 seconds. Sasuke was having none of this sweet soft stuff, his hormones were on fire and his body craved the warmth that was Naruto. Threading his fingers thru the unruly blonde spikes he tugged and pulled Naruto in closer, deepening the kiss almost instantly. Naruto wasn't stupid by any means, despite what many of the villagers and even some of his friends thought at times. He grinned into the kiss as he opened his mouth and plunged his tongue into Sasuke's. Caressing, dueling, their tongues fought back and forth. A stray thought crossed Sasuke's mind that kissing Naruto was a lot like how they used to spar, each giving their best, not to be out done by the other.

Sasuke leaned back into the corner of the loveseat, Naruto following him pinning him down. His hands already sneaking up under the loose shirt he was wearing.

"Off Naruto."

"OFF! I thought this is what.."

"Shirts Baka, I want our shirts off."

Ahh so that's what the Raven was after, Naruto grinned to himself as he leaned back off the reclining pale male. A half smiled graced his tanned face as he grabbed the hem of his shirt and began to slowly lift it up, revealing his rock hard abs, then pert dusky nipples topping strong pecs, his arms flexed and muscles moved as he finally pulled it off over his head. Sasuke just stared, he'd never seen anything sexier than Naruto pealing the skin tight t-shirt off his amazing body. He would have drooled, but that was not an Uchiha thing to do. So he stared, Uchiha's stared it was one of their 'things'. Naruto loved this particular 'stare' he swore he could see flames deep within those obsidian depths, flames of desire.

Naruto tossed his shirt to the floor, a vulpine grin graced his handsome face as his hands then moved to the hem of the Uchiha shirt. He lifted Sasuke's shirt almost as slowly as he had removed his, enjoying the slow reveal of smooth pale skin. He made sure to drag his hands along that skin as he moved the shirt slowly up the trim waist to the flat pecs with their pink nipples, then up the underside of his arms as he slowly took the shirt completely off the pale Uchiha. God Sasuke was so beautiful it almost hurt Naruto to look at him. While he'd never have the mass Naruto would, he was still very muscular from all the years of training. Sasuke's shirt joined Naruto's on the floor. For a timeless moment the two just took each other in, then pale hands moved to touch the warm tanned skin of Naruto's stomach. Naruto slid an arm behind Sasuke's back and pulled him up closer to him as he leaned back down. Warm sun kissed skin, met the pale skin of the Uchiha. You'd think that pale skin would be cool, but it wasn't, it was just as warm as Naruto's. Their mouths met for a hot kiss, Sasuke moaned as their stomachs and chests met.

Now you would think that Naruto would be the noisy one, but this was not the case at all. Anyone who really knew Naruto knew that when he was really serious he rarely made a noise. It was the usually quiet and stoic Uchiha who was the noisy one. He moaned loudly and gasped as Naruto moved those hot kisses, sucks, nibbles and licks down past his collar bone for the first time, he practically screamed as the Blonde latched onto a pert pink nipple for the first time.

"Oh, Oh GOD! YES!" Naruto grinned as he assaulted that sweet little nub then moved to give the same treatment to its twin. Not wanting the first to get lonely his fingers and thumb flicked and rolled the hardened nub. Interesting, who knew that Sasuke was so very sensitive. Testing a theory Naruto pinched it, hard. Sasuke's back arched up into his hands and he groaned, ebony eyes glazed with lust. Sasuke now had a new problem, a rather large hard problem, located south of the waistband of his pants.

"Oi Teme, looks like you have a rather big problem on your hands down there? Need me to help you with that?" Naruto teased. His fingers teasing the waistline of the Ravens pants. Truthfully if it hadn't been for the Hags warning, Naruto probably would have introduced Sasuke to sex then and there. He was just so damn fuckable. Stupid Old Hag.

"Fuck Naruto, are you sure we…"

"Not until the Hag clears you, but…"

With a gleam in those bright blue eyes, Naruto unbuttoned Sasuke's pants and slowly lowered the zipper. The head of Sasuke's cock was already peeking over the top of his boxers, and pre-cum glistened on the tip. Naruto licked his lips, Man he wanted to suck that lovely cock, just gobble it all up. But that would lead to things that really needed to wait. So instead he leaned over and kissing Sasuke deeply, wrapped his hand around the long length that was Sasuke's penis. It was hot and throbbing, rubbing his thumb over the tip and across the slit, he could feel that Sasuke was close, very close. Latching on to Sasuke's neck he pumped the hard length. Sasuke was breathing heavily now, moaning and mewling, his back arching. His release was spectacular to say the least. His body went rigid, his eyes practically rolled into the back of his head as his cum spurted over Naruto hand and onto his stomach. Apparently, someone had been neglecting certain bodily functions while being an obsessed asshole, er Avenger. Naruto suddenly wondered if...Was it true, no certainly, but…He grabbed one of the discarded shirts to clean them off with.

"Teme, haven't you ever done this to yourself before?" Sasuke who had finally regained a modicum of sanity, blushed a bright red. Really, pale skin was such a curse!

"I, ah, well, No. I mean I've had wet dreams and things, but I would just ignore it and go off and train. That always seemed to work best. I didn't want that Pervert Orochimaru to get any ideas. He got enough of them all on his own."

"Okay I get that, but surely you had some alone time."

"Naruto, The whole time I was there I always felt like I was being watched, judged. Orochimaru even offered me a Companion, man or woman, for my 'Needs'. I just knew he was planning to watch. It made me ill just thinking about it."

"I'm glad you killed that sick Bastard. Too bad we can't bring him back and kill him again. We can still kill Kabato though."

"Love to, that is one sick fuck. He was almost worse than Orochimaru, with his depraved experiments."

"We'll add him to our list of people to rid the world of."

"Dobe your making a list?"

"Sure thing, Got Madara, all the Akatsuki members and now Kabato on it so far. We'll rid the world of them together Teme. Believe it!" Sasuke chuckled that was so like Naruto. "Come on Bastard lets go to bed, tomorrow is another day."

With that Naruto picked up Sasuke, much to his embarrassment and carried him to the bedroom.

"Naruto, I can walk now you know!"

"I know that Sasuke, I just want to keep holding you close for a while longer. Kay?"

"Hai. Dobe…"

"Yeah, Same here Teme."

In the land of Rain, Jiraiya had found way more than he bargained for… with his dying breath and the last of his power he sent a message back to the Hidden Leaf Village. Damn he was sure going to miss that brat, and even more than Naruto he was going to miss the one and only woman he had ever really loved.

Tsunade….

Nawaki, Dan and me. We'll all be there, waiting.