HERRO EVERYONE! I'm SOOO sorry for not updating for a while, I had a few technical difficulties. Plus, I got my computer took away, so we're back on the good old iPad. So, in this chapter Samuel Collason will get his time in the limelight. It's his first night, I believe the genre of this story is humor, and I am completely random. So there is no telling what will happen in this chapter. HAVE YOU READ THE FIRST ONE? If you haven't, read it, if you have, please tell me so I will shut up about it. Semi- important announcement on bottom! ENJOY!

SAMUEL COLLASON'S POV

I looked at my watch. 11:58PM. Two more minuites until my shift starts. Honestly, I think I'm going to be extremely bored. I might even go to sleep. It's not like these things can walk around at night. They aren't that advanced. Or at least, that's what I thought, because when the clock struck 12AM I got a phone call.

Hey, dude! Welcome bro, to your first night in Freddy Fazbears Pizza. Bro, before you begin your exiting new job, I've gotta tell ya some basic rules, and stuff. Now, to get through the legal junk first. You are the new night guard at Freddy's, and it's your job to watch the cameras and stuff, so no one breaks in...or gets out...yeah, bro, there's another thing I gotta tell ya. You see, these animatronic dudes kinda roam around at night, and may or may not want to brutally murder you. You should be alright though, because these animatronics are completely safe...possibly...okay, maybe you should try to avoid these dudes at all costs. Don't wanna take that risk, huh bro? Ya still with me? Good. That's all I got for tanight, I'll see ya tommorow.

To say I was suprised was an understatement. This guy had the audacity to pull a prank on me, the new guy! But...what if it wasn't a prank. Maybe I should check the cameras just to be safe, huh? That may have been a good idea, so I did. And you would never belive what I saw.

The cheetah, and the cat had left thier posts.

I screamed loudly, suprised at the movement of two of the characters. I then got a hold of myself, however, and walked up to the two animatronics that were loose. I stomped right up to them, and in my most commanding voice, I began to speak.

"Alright, bub. Get outta the suit. Ya can't be here after hours, it's against the rules. I'm the night guard here, and I won't hesatate in calling the police."

The two animatronics turned to me slowly, and at the same time, in the same monotone voice, Nefertiti and Katie said something chilling.

"It's against the rules for an endoskeleton not to be in its suit. Please come with us so we can get you one."

I nearly dropped my flashlight, dumbfounded, and terrified that this wasn't just a simple prank. I ripped through the building and back to my office, yelling the same thing over and over.

"Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, so much nope."

I sat at my desk when I retuned, and realized that this was going to be a very long night.

A couple of hours later, I was beginning to get used to the feel of keeping out the animatronics. I wasn't very suprised anymore, but I WAS fuming mad. I was going to have a little talk with my boss in the morning. But first, I had to worry about one thing, and one thing only.

I had to survive til 6AM.

When 6 AM came around, I pumped my fist in the air, and flipped off the entire building.

I guess the previous chapter was right. There was going to be many birds flipped this morning.

Thanks for reading! Now this announcement, was that there is a poll on my profile, and I would like you to vote on it. Thank you for your continued support. BUH BYE

Sweet Dreams~A Sleeptalking Demigod