It's me again, coming at ya with a new oneshot! I hope you've been eagerly anticipating this as much as me, even though I'm the one who wrote it so I know what it's gonna be like –Sweatdrops-
This one is for Lifesocool and Naruita14
I Hope You Guys Enjoy
(Do I need to add a Disclaimer every update?)
Disclaimer; Me nah own sh**!
Kiss The Boy
Naruto sat on the couch of his tour bus, distractedly humming a little tune to himself as he stared out the window at the ever changing scenery. Right now, he and his band were on tour, promoting their debut album to anyone who'd attend their concerts.
So far, it was going better than he thought. Every concert so far was always sold out, every performance they made went off without a hitch, and the band members were all in good shape and health.
But still, he couldn't but want just a bit… more.
Turning his attention away from the scenery outside, he settled his gaze on the one guy who managed to steal Naruto's breath away effortlessly… and give him raging boners, but hey, it's to be expected.
Sighing heavily, Naruto gazed wantonly at Uchiha Itachi's head as he talked to Gaara, the band's drummer, about something concerning his lack of sleep and what not.
Oh, how Naruto wished Itachi could give him all his attention and lecture him like that right now.
Groaning at his idiotic thoughts, he turned away and instead kick his feet about immaturely.
"Y'know, instead pining after him and being depressing, you could just talk to him about it", Yagura, the third member of the gang suggested. "And not be a stalker, which you totally are right now", he was the electric guitar player, and also somewhat of a know it all.
Naruto just blew him a raspberry, and ignored him the rest of the ride. He wasn't suggesting anything helpful anyways, Kami knows he would never go up to Itachi willing and confess to him that he wanted to do more than just bump uglies with him. Although, with Itachi can one really call it ugly?
Shaking his head, as if clearing away the lewd thoughts, Naruto slumped in his seat and resigned himself to his fate of a loveless life.
See, Naruto had already asked Itachi out, and it had gone surprisingly well. That is until Itachi told him it can never work out between them, him being the band's manager. After that, it seemed as if Itachi was going out of his way to avoid Naruto, but not enough it would cause the band trouble.
Still though, it stung all the same to him.
"Maybe you could sing to him".
Immediately, Naruto sat upright and stared across at Yagura who just played with his guitar strings, as if he hadn't say anything at all.
"We're making a stop in town, stock on food and other necessities", Itachi said from up front, finished with his lecture. "You boys can come with and pick out stuff you need, and also get some fresh air", finished, Itachi exited the tour bus and made his way into the supermarket.
I blinked, and looked at the other two members of J3, and without a moment's pause, we all scrambled after him immediately.
Scene Change
Inside Naruto browsed through the aisles, picking out stuff here and there. He had lost Itachi and the rest sometime back, the place was pretty freaking huge so it wasn't really that surprising.
What was surprising however, was hearing the sounds of drums and an electric guitar somewhere in the huge ass supermarket.
'What in the hell?'
Seemingly out of nowhere, Yagura thrust a wireless microphone in his face and told him to go for it before disappearing down the aisle, back to wherever Gaara was.
Looking at the microphone, Naruto shrugged and brought it up to his lips.
There you see her Sitting there across the way She don't got a lot to say But there's something about her
Naruto made his way down the aisle, a skip in his step as he danced along to the song. He pointed to a couple in the same aisle, the girl immediately recognizing Naruto and squealing.
And you don't know why But you're dying to try You wanna kiss the girl
Smiling at his girlfriend's excitement, the boy leaned down and gave her a quick peck on the cheek instantly halting her squealing. Naruto smiled at the two and continued on til he reached the end of the aisle, where he spotted two guys shyly staring at each other, having been reaching for the same item.
Yes, you want him Look at him, you know you do It's possible he wants you, too There is one way to ask him
Smiling to himself Naruto sneakily made his way to the pair.
It don't take a word Not a single word Go on and kiss the boy
Giving one of the guys a gentle nudge, Naruto watched as he stumbled forward and accidentally fell on top of the other, their lips touching during the fall.
Sing with me now Sha-la-la-la-la-la My, oh my Looks like the boy's too shy He ain't gonna kiss the boy
Dancing around, Naruto pointed two thumbs at himself. Slowly, the customers were leaving the aisles to catch a glimpse of the boy singing the song.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Ain't it a shame, too bad You gonna miss the girl…
Looking around, Nauto sighed as he didn't spot Itachi's face among the crowd. Nonetheless, he continued on giving his onlookers a good show.
Now's your moment Floating in a blue lagoon Boy, you better do it soon No time will be better
Finally, he found his two bandmates and danced over to them. The two couples he passed earlier came up behind him from the crowd, and Naruto smiled at their linked hands.
He don't say a word And he won't say a word Until you kiss that boy, kiss that boy
Jumping unto the checkout machine, Naruto faced the crowd as the two couples did a dance in front of him and his bandmates. That part left Naruto a little puzzled, because as far as he knew, this song wasn't out yet to the public so there's no way they should have known the dance moves they came up with for the backup dancers. Naruto decided to ponder it later.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la My, oh my Looks like the boy's too shy Ain't gonna kiss the boy
Still standing on the checkout machine, Naruto began to match the couples in front of him in their movement, the crowd eating it up heartily.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Ain't that sad It's such a shame, too bad You're gonna miss the boy
By now, Naruto was so engrossed in the song, he completely forgot what he was doing it for in the first place, or rather who.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don't be scared You better be prepared Go on and kiss the boy
Naruto smiled widely as he continued the choreograph to the song with the two couples down front; he didn't even notice his two bandmates sneakily sharing a knowing look.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Don't stop now Don't try to hide it Howwwwww~ You wanna kiss the boy Go on and kiss the boy, kiss the boy
Naruto then started to sway to the beat as it began to slow a little, and he somehow got the crowd to follow along with him.
La la la la, la la la la Go on and kiss the boy
"Sing it with me now", Naruto said, getting the crowd to sing along with him.
La la la la, la la la la Go on and kiss the boy
Jumping off the machine, Naruto landed in front the two couples as the beat kicked back up from its slow pace and into a much faster one.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la My, oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Looks like the boy's too shy Ain't gonna kiss the boyyyyy~
Naruto started to jump on the spot then, swaying his blonde locks back and forth as his 'dancers' danced behind him.
Sha-la-la-la-la-la Ain't that sad It's such a shame Too bad, you're gonna miss the boy
Naruto dropped to his knees then, as Gaara and Yagura sang along behind him.
"La la la la, la la la la"
Go on and kiss that boy!
Naruto didn't notice the pair of feet making their way towards him through the crowd.
"La la la la, la la la la"
Go on and kiss that boyyyyy!
Suddenly he was pulled to his feet by a strong arm, and he was staring into dark obsidian eyes.
Go on and kiss the boy…
Tilting Naruto's chin up, Itachi pressed his mouth against the blonde's, and pulled him flushed against his body with a strong grip around his waist.
"And cut!"
And just like that, the crowd started to break up and leave and his dancers were handed a bottle of water and a towel. Naruto only looked around stupefied.
"Itachi?"
"I figured we could kill two birds with one stone. We get together, and your new music video gets made", Naruto only stared at him, before blinking slowly and then looking around again to see all the cameras around. "And also, people will know now you're mine".
Blushing at his words, Naruto hid his face in Itachi's neck cursing him for being such a bastard, but he couldn't quite rub the smile off his face.
Well, there it is ladies and gents. I hope you liked it, I really do. Felt kinda different to me, but I hope it's a good different. Or whatever.
Please review and tell me your thoughts.
Xoxo; Deemy