Hi, I'm back again. I kind of lost inspiration, and maybe this chapter isn't good either. But we'll see. Leave a review anyway.
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The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
The same night at Rachel and Monica's apartment.
"So what were you going to say? Something like: 'Sorry Ross, I wasn't embarrassed about you?'" Ross said.
"Yeah, something like that. No Ross, listen. It's kind of new for me that we're going out again. I mean it's two days ago. We don't have to move so fast…"
"But why wouldn't you tell the man in the shop, that we're going out? Is that moving too fast?" Ross asked.
"No… It's just… Oh Ross! Why do you get so mad? I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean it to sound that way. I was just carrying a heavy couch and that man was so annoying. I mean – is our personal lives any of his business?" Rachel explained.
"Okay, you're right. But do you promise, the next time you will tell a guy like that that we are going out, and then leave?" Ross smiled.
"Okay honey, I promise." she said, and went over to kiss him.
"Look! Look, look." Ross said.
"What? What, what?" Rachel said.
"We're all alone in an empty apartment…"
"Oh…" Rachel said thoughtfully, and they went over to the couch.
About a month later at the coffee house. Rachel and Ross enter.
"Listen you guys. I have this job interview tomorrow at Ralph Lauren!" Rachel said, excited.
"Isn't it great?" Ross added.
"Oh my God Rachel, how exciting." Monica said.
"Wow, you want to work on your interview skills?" Phoebe asked.
"Sure."
"Okay, start with the handshake." Phoebe said and shook Rachel's hand "Very good firm hand shake…"
"Thanks." Rachel said.
"Let me try." Monica said.
"Oh my God, what did I ever do to you?" Phoebe yelled.
"Oh, was it too hard, Pheebs? I'm sorry." Monica said.
"Um… Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler." Phoebe replied.
In Monica and Rachel's apartment the next day. Monica and Phoebe are there.
"Bye honey." Phoebe said, kissing Gary goodbye.
"Bye, I'll see you tonight."
"Oh, I just love new relationships. You know, where you just can't keep your hands off each other?" Phoebe said.
"Yeah I know, it's the best." Monica replied.
"So, how long did that last for you and Chandler?" Phoebe asked.
"What? It's still going on."
"Come on. Seriously, when did it end?" Phoebe continued.
"I am serious. I mean, we're all over each other all the time." Monica said.
"Well, you know where you are better than I do… I was just curious." Phoebe said.
"Why don't you just calm down, all right Phoebe?" Monica stood up and yelled. "I want you to get all the facts before you just run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple." she continued.
"God, I was wrong obviously. I misspoke. It's okay." Phoebe said.
"It is okay. As long as you know that Chandler and I are very hot in fire… just as hot as you. I mean our flame… uh… is on fire." Monica said.
"Hey Monica, here's your broom back." Chandler said, as he entered. Monica ran over to make out with him.
Later that day in Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is entering. Everybody's there except Phoebe.
"Hi, honey." Ross said and got up to kiss her. "How was the interview?" he asked.
"Awful, I did the stupidest thing. I'm such an idiot. It was horrible. I mean the interview part went well… But then. We were saying goodbye and when he lean over to open the door I misread him… and I gave him a peck on the cheek." Rachel said.
"You kissed him?" Joey yelled.
"You kissed him, Rach?" Ross asked.
"Yeah, I'm sorry. And I'm so sorry that I now don't get the job." she mumbled, as she sat down in the on a kitchen chair.
"Oh honey, you don't have to apologize to me, it was just a peck. But I'm so sorry you didn't get the job." he said hugging her. The phone rang.
"Hello?" Monica answered. "Okay, okay, I'll tell her." Monica said.
"What, what, what?" Rachel asked.
"It was from Ralph Lauren, they want to see you again." Monica said.
"Oh, good thing you kissed him." Joey said.
"Joey…" Chandler mumbled.
"Do you think that's why?" Rachel asked.
"Of cour… nooo." Joey said.
"I certainly hope not!" Ross said, a little angry.
"Okay, I'll go, and I'll talk to him." Rachel said.
"Oh my God! Hot girl's back." Joey yelled, running down stairs.
"What?" Rachel asked.
"Oh, Joey saw this girl over near Ross' apartment earlier. But he couldn't find the right apartment." Monica replied.
"Oh…" Rachel said.
"I'm gonna check this hot girl out." Chandler said, and began to walk to the window, then turned to Monica. "She's right there!" he exclaimed kissing her.
Next day at Central Perk.
"We have got to beat Gary and Phoebe they think they're a hotter couple." Monica told Chandler
"And that's a problem because..?" Chandler asked.
"We have got to go have a lot of sex to prove them wrong. Come on."
"That's crazy. You want me to go have a lot of sex just to impress…And why am I saying no to this? Get your coat." Chandler said, and they ran out.
Same night, after a lot of sex.
"Monica, why do we have to 'beat' them?" Chandler asked.
"Beause they can't be hotter than us. Phoebe keeps talking about how they're all over each other."
"So?"
"I'm just sad we aren't really in that faze anymore." Monica mumbled.
"Oh, that's why. Listen Mon, it was great when we were all over each other all the time, really great, but I'm even more excited about where we are now."
"Really?" Monica asked.
"Yeah. I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. To get passed the beginning and still want to be around each other all the time? I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is all happening with you, I think it's pretty exiting." he said kissing her.
"That is so sweet." Monica said and continued. "I know that I was acting a little crazy, but I feel the same way." They kissed again.
Next day at Central Perk. They are all there, including Gary.
"…so I talked to him and apologized… and guess what?"
"You got the job, honey?" Ross asked.
"Yes I did!" Rachel screamed, hugging Ross, who was sitting next to her in the couch.
"Oh that's great Rach, congratulations." Monica said. She and Chandler also sat in the couch.
"And I found the hot girl. We were out last night and she is so…" Joey began.
