Blimey, this is the fourth out of five stories that includes Jemima. I don't think I've ever written that much Jemima before.

Date with Destiny

For JellicleGuest1

"I can't believe it actually took me a year to come up with the courage to ask you on a date," Mistoffelees said to Jemima with a slight blush.

"I can't believe it only took you a year," Jemima replied jokingly.

"So… What do you want to talk about?"

"Uh… What are your hobbies?"

"Doing magic."

"I knew that, dummy. Tell me something new."

"Uh… Dancing."

"You're a Jellicle. Of course you like dancing."

"Then what else is there to say?!"

"I don't know! What's your favorite movie?"

"Hm. That's a tough one." Mistoffelees stared into the distance for a while. "I'd have to go with Brokeback Mountain."

"Really?" Jemima gave him a surprised look. "Is that the one with the gay cowboys?"

"Yeah, that one. Have you seen it?"

"No."

"Heath Ledger really was an amazing actor. I mean, if you look at his face in that movie, and compare it to the Joker, you barely recognize him. In Brokeback Mountain he's all attractive and stuff, but the Joker is like 'eww'. Am I right?"

Jemima eyed her date with suspicion. "Like I said, I never saw those movies."

"A shame. What's your favorite movie?"

"I don't know. One movie I watched like, a billion times, is Mean Girls. You ever seen that?"

"Oh, I love Mean Girls! Especially Damian! He's so hilarious!"

"… What kind of music do you like, Misto?"

"Me? Oh, I absolutely love Troye Sivan. Do you know him?"

"… Heard about him."

"Especially the song Heaven. Have you seen the music video? A masterpiece."

"… No, never seen it," Jemima lied, ignoring the time Etcetera had fangirled all over her (like she does with Tugger, times three) and forced her to watch the video. "Listen, Misto, before we get into a relationship, can I ask you one thing?"

"Sure."

"Are you gay?"

"What? No, why would you think that?"

"Nothing, nothing, just… I read a story about a woman who after twenty years of marriage figured out her husband was a closeted man, and I don't want that to happen to me."

Misto laughed. "No, don't worry."

"Well, well. Look who finally decided to make a move," they heard next to their table. They looked to their side and saw Rum Tum Tugger grinning at them. Misto looked up at him with a slight blush.

"Uh… Hi, Tugger."

"Hello to you, beautiful."

Misto blushed more, until he suddenly realized he was talking to Jemima. Tugger took her hand and placed a soft kiss on it, causing Jemima to giggle.

"Hey!" Misto said, drawing the two's attention. "Cut that out! You're supposed to be my date, Tu… I mean Jemima!"

Right then, Pouncival walked by. Tugger turned around and gave him a quick slap across the cheek (but not the one on his face). Pounce abruptly turned around, his face becoming red with anger. "Tugger! How many times do I have to tell you! Stop doing that!"

Tugger always did that, just to anger Pounce, and always succeeded.

"Relax, Pounce," Misto said. "It's just a bit of fun. I mean… I wouldn't mind…" He looked at Tugger innocently.

"Oh, I don't doubt it," Tugger said. "Gotta go now, see ya!"

"Goodbye, Tugger!" Misto waved at Tugger while he left.

Jemima intensely stared at Misto as he kept staring at the door Tugger had just left through.

"… And you're sure you're not gay?"

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A/N: Stereotypes? Maybe. But I'm allowed to make fun of them. Also, little tribute to Troye Sivan and Heath Ledger, two very talented people!

Out of requests again. If you have an idea, no matter how silly, tell me!