Haha finally updated... I thought I lost this chapter forever because it was on my tablet but my tablet wasn't working... Then I lost it... Well I hope you enjoy!
Zabuza, Haku, the Demon brothers, and I sat at the table playing poker. "Ha I win again! You really should know better than to bet money against me! Zabu-nii when are they going to wake up?" I felt Kakashi standing behind me. "Hime I'd say right now?" "Hello Sensei? How was your beauty sleep? Got questions I presume? Go ahead ask away." I felt Sakura and Sasuke. 'Hmm... Tazuna. Looks like everyone's here.' "Why is Zabuza here?" Zabuza looked at Kakashi. "Because his precious princess of a little sister asked him to stay." Sakura stomped her foot and shrieked. "Why did he call you princess?" "Finally! A hard one. Well you see... By birthright I am Konoha's princess. My Mother was the last of the royal family. My Father was a great leader. Now anything else?" "Hn. How do you know these criminals?" "Before the Academy, after my parents death... I took a trip around the world with my godparents. I met lots of people. So Zabuza is my adopted brother." Tazuna spoke up. "Is it safe to have a criminal 'that is being paid to kill me' in the house?" "Of course! He can't disobey me or his sword will kill him. Zabuza you can't kill Tazuna. So your going to help us protect him instead. Kay?" "Hai Hime. Haku, Gozu, Meizu! Your in this with me. Obey our Hime or I'll kill you." "Now then Sakura, Sasuke, and Tazuna, dinner will be ready in about an hour and I need to talk to Sensei alone. So please leave." They were so shocked that they walked out of the room in a daze.
I smirked when I felt the fear and distress that he was generating. "So you figured it out?" His eye widened. "But th-that isn't p-possible. Uzu d-died. On the night of the a-attack." "Well I'll verify for you. Hello. I am Naru Uzu Namikaze. Eighteen years old. The current Toad Sannin. Though that is a secret right now. I like my parents, ramen, foxes, Ero-Sannin, Baa-chan,and crows. I love Itachi. Don't tell Sasuke. I dislike snakes, the villagers, traitors, and the Teme. I hate when Ero-Sannin bases his smut off my Boyfriend and I. Hobbies are training in Mom and Dads Jutsu, training to take over the position of Hokage after the Chunin exams, having sexy time with my boyfriend, and well training in general. Dreams for the future? To bring world peace."
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Twenty seven years old. Konoha's Copy Nin. I like my Sensei and his family, miso soup with egg plant, dogs, my students, and a certain cat. I love my girlfriend Sora. I dislike Gai, most people, traitors, and did I mention Gai? I hate when people touch my book. Hobbies? Reading porn in public, being there hours late to everything, and looking at the memorial stone. Dreams for the future, to have two kids with my girlfriend nice to meet you."
After dinner Inari came downstairs. "Why do you even try Gato's just gonna kill you!" I stood up and glared at him. "We are strong unlike you. We don't let our misery control us. We let it make us a better person instead of wallowing in it. So just shut up!" "You come from a powerful peaceful village! What do you know about pain? Nothing! You will never understand my suffering!" "I don't know about pain? You have your Mother, your Grandfather, a roof over your head, food in your stomach! My Mother and Father died before I should have been able to remember. I lived in the streets for three years, I had to go through trash to get food, when I was caught I was mercilessly beaten. Broken bones, cuts, scars that will never go away! You have no idea what true misery is!" 'Kyuu! Please do a quick henge to show all the scars I would have had if not for you.' 'Sure Kit.' I pulled up my shirt to the bottom of my breasts. It was absolutely grotesque. Sakura, Inari, Tsunami, Gozu, and Meizu puked. Sasuke and Kakashi fainted again. Tazuna, Zabuza, and Haku just paled and looked away in shame. I dropped my shirt as I ran out the door.
When I got out of their sight, I felt for the seal, that I placed on Itachi. Then I disappeared in a flash of yellow. I landed on something kinda hard, my vision was blurry so I couldn't make out specific's. "Naru my Vixen. Why are you crying?" "That boy came down for dinner and said his life was horrible, and I started thinking about the past." I felt something brush across my lips. "It's okay. I'm here. No-one can hurt you now. I'll kill anyone who trys. After a while I stopped crying." Hn. Would you care to take off that henge now? I would feel weird making love to someone my brothers age." "Of course! Kai!" *Poof* I'm now in my eighteen year old body. So began our night of passion.
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