chapter 2: love counseling
warning: this contains corny writing. lol
that night, pinkie put out a blanket for cheese. "i'm so excited for tomorrow!" she said. "why pinkie?" said cheese said. "because there is going to be a music festival!" she shrieked. " my BFF is the one who is hosting it." cheese wondered who that could be. the next day, pinkie woke up to a familiar voice. "what's up ponyville!" said a voice. "wensady!" pinkie shouted and zoomed outside. "what?" said cheese sandwich sleepily. pinkie stopped for a cupcake before she stepped outside. cheese trotted down to catch pinkie as she was about to trot out the door. "who is this friend you are talking about?" cheese sandwich said. "come meet her!" pinkie said gabbing him by the hoof. he blushed a bit, then followed pinkie pie. there, cheese sandwich saw the most weirdest animal he has ever seen. this mammal stood on two legs, didn't have hooves, a horn, or wings. this strange animal was me. i stood there, everypony gathered by the dozens and circled me. "calm down ponies! its only been a week since I've. seen you." i said. "wensday!" pinkie pie shouted as she tackled me with a hug. cheese watched pinkie do this, witch made him blush. i caught sight of it, but i didn't say anything. "hello pinkie pie." i said. "you are cheese sandwich i presume?" "yes how did you know?" he said. " i know all characters here in this universe. i'll explain later." i said. "wensday, hows your life?" pinkie asked when everypony went away expect for cheese. "oh great! also, i required some new skills for my love counseling so now its even better!" cheese, here is my card. i always have to give it to someone i just met." i handed him a card. he took it from me. "see you ponies later!" i said. "Isn't she amazing!?" Pinkie asked. Cheese was outdistanced. For 2 reasons. Because i was something else than a pony and that i was mature and immature at the same time. He decided to pay a visit to this "love consoling." As cheese come up to the house he heard me humming something. as soon as he stepped closer, my door flung open. "come on in!" i said. "thanks." cheese said. in the room, the walls were pink, there where harts everywhere. there was a chair and a couch. there was also a wall of all the ponies in ponyville. cheese looked at it for a while. "like it huh? soon you'll be added." i said. "sit down. what is bothering you?" "well", said cheese, "i have a crush on somepony, but i don't know how to express it to her or tell her." "mm.. cheese, i think that you should go with the flow." i said. "what do you mean?" he said. "be yourself. i can already tell who you pinkie pie." i replied. "how did you know?!" cheese gasped. "its natural to me." i said. " do you have any advice?" he said. " well, be kind. have fun with her. don't hesitate to join in. when you are trying to catch the fish, compliment her. tell her about what you feel. not your love for her, but something personal. it always works." i said. "ok" cheese said. "thanks." "happy to help." i said. as soon as cheese left, pinkie came to visit. "hi wensday i have some issues." "lets talk about it." i said. "well, i want to tell cheese i love him but, i"m too shy to." i laughed like it was nobody's business. "whats so funny?" she said. "nothing" i said. i told her basically what i told cheese. "ok. thanks wensday. i knew you would be the right pony to turn to. or should i say person?" then pinkie left. as i sat in the chair, i saw something on the floor. it was the black energy. then, pink energy slashed and fought it away. that isn't right i thought. there's not supposed to be black energy unless.. i gaped. i knew what would be coming. i didn't pay attention.
to be continued...
hey! did you guys like this episode? yes, it was rally weird and all with me placement in it, but, i thought it would be funny. see you guys next chapter!