Hitler sat up in bed, unenthusiastic to start the day. His eyes wandered to the shelf in the corner of the room, where Dee-Doh sat, still asleep. He looked so delectable, his soft blonde fur highlighted in the sunrise coming through the window. Suddenly Adolf had a craving. A craving for some shrimp.
"Wake up, my darling." Hitler whispered to Dee-Doh, his voice soft and melodic.
"Whoooaaaa!" Dee-Doh awoke with a gasp, rocking back and forth on his lil' feet.
"Oh, my love, I did not mean to frighten you!" Adolf clapped his hands over his mouth in embarrassment. "We need to get ready for the day because we're going to your favorite seafood restaurant for dinner!" When Hitler saw that Dee-Doh was falling back asleep, he got closer to the Furby and whispered into his delicate ears. "Big, delicious, orgasmic shrimp."
"SHRIMP!" Dee-Doh shouted louder than Hitler thought his voice box would allow. They started getting ready for the day. Every so often, Hitler glanced over and was entranced by the Furby's beauty and grace. Adolf sighed, and wondered what he did to deserve Dee-Doh. Hitler forced himself to stop looking at Dee-Doh. If he was going to do what he was planning, he didn't want to be even more attached and turned on by the Furby then he already is. The day passed fast, and it was already time for dinner.
As they were on their way to the Fishlanta Taqueria restaurant, Hitler could hardly stop admiring his little lover in the passenger seat. Adolf's hardon grew larger and larger the more he stared at Dee-Doh. The Furby's hotness was so distracting Hitler barely looked at the road all the way to Fishlanta Taqueria. Hitler was extremely tempted to take off his pants right there and start furiously petting his groin ferret. He controlled his impulses and they safely arrived a Fishlanta Taqueria.
"Ah-Tah! Ah-Tah!" Dee-Doh chanted as they strolled into the restaurant.
"Soon, my sweet." Adolf promised. "You'll get a little bit more than just food, though…" Hitler whispered so Dee-Doh couldn't hear.
"Welcome to Fishlanta Taqueria!" a waitress greeted cheerfully. "I'll help you find a seat. My name is Tessa, but you can call me Big-T." Tessa winked at Dee-Doh.
"Yes, well, we'll have a table. For two." Hitler requested, glaring at Tessa.
"Will do twinkle ass!" Tessa answered cheerfully with a wink. She lead them to a table with two chairs with sexy red lighting and a candle with fishnet leggings on it. Tessa left to let Hitler and Dee-Doh decide on their dinner.
"Kah suck oo-nye pee-pee!" Dee-Doh requested in excitement.
"Alright Dee-Doh… I guess you can..." Hitler said in a hushed tone, making sure nobody could see or hear. "You're gonna get under the table and suck on my manly man rocket," Adolf explained.
"Oh-Kay!" the Furby responded enthusiastically, happy to finally see some action. Hitler smiled and slid off his pants. With lust in his eyes, Dee-Doh began to crawl towards Hitler's growing love weapon. Hitler was grateful for the long tablecloth because it covered what they were doing so nobody could see the dirty business. Dee-Doh opened his beak, stuck out his tongue, and started to lick Adolf's rock-hard ding dong mcdork. Hitler blushed and tried to contain his moans of desire and blushed even more, regardless that Dee-Doh couldn't even see his face from his position under the table.
"Mmmmm!" Dee-Doh said, enjoying the flavour of Adolf's love puppy. Dee-Doh opened his beak above the head of Adolf's pulsating member. Hitler shoved his meat thermometer into the Furby's mouth, and Dee-Doh started sucking. Hitler and Dee-Doh lost sense of time in the pleasure of what they were doing. Adolf was about to explode into Dee-Doh's mouth, but Tessa interrupted them.
"Alright, have you decided on what you want for dinner?" Tessa asked as she stepped towards the table. She accidentally stepped on the tablecloth and pulled it off the table, revealing the love making. Tessa gasped and blushed, and everyone else in the restaurant saw as well. Hitler slid his sweatpants back on, blushing in embarrassment. Dee-Doh got back in his seat, also with an embarrassed look on his extremely attractive face. Hitler looked back at where Tessa was, but she was gone and a familiar person stood in her place.
"Stalin!" Hitler exclaimed, with obvious surprise in his voice.
"Hitler… I… I thought you loved me!" Stalin shouted, with anger dripping in his voice and tears running down his face. Stalin started running towards the exit.
"Joseph! If you were smart, you would've known I didn't love you before I broke up with you!" Hitler called to his ex.
"If you were smart, you would've known I wasn't smart when I started dating you," Stalin retorted, and then left the restaurant before Adolf could respond. Dee-Doh didn't say anything, but his thoughts were obvious to Hitler. You better fucking explain this to me, bitch.
"Dee-Doh… please… don't be angry. There's nothing between us anymore." Adolf stammered in fear of losing his true love. "Before I discovered you, Stalin was my boyfriend. I broke up with him before I even knew about Furbies. We're nothing now. I swear!"
Dee-Doh was suspicious, but he decided to accept this explanation.
"So… have you decided what to eat yet?" Tessa asked while putting the tablecloth back on the table, as if nothing had happened at all.
"Yes… I think we'd both like an extra large serving of shrimp." Adolf muttered. Hitler and Dee-Doh stared at each other until the food came. What has this evening become? Hitler asked himself as he slowly started consuming his food.