After their meal, Hitler and Dee-Doh exited the restaurant and headed 5 home. Dee-Doh looked out the window the whole time, lost in thought. An awkward silence hung in the air, he knew what Dee-Doh was thinking. He was thinking about the encounter with Joseph, Adolf could see it in his beloved's beautiful blue eyes.
Arriving back home, Hitler assisted Dee-Doh out of the vehicle, since he was too small to jump out without injuring himself. Suddenly they saw him sitting there on the front porch... Joseph Stalin!
Dee-Doh looked angrily at Hitler. "Dah-Boo."
"Do not look at me in that way. I know not why he is here." Adolf Defended, raising his hands in surrender. He turned to Stalin. "What is the meaning of this?/?/?/?"
"Well… There is something I want to say to you… You both!"
Hitler nodded, signaling to continue.
"I…. I love you Adolf! And I miss you… I love you more than the moon. I wish you would come back to me…"
Hitler's face was chocolate-dipped in shock. Dee-Doh seemed to disaprove.
"And Dee-Doh… Oh Dee-Doh… I've seen you around town, you look so… Ravishing. I long for nothing more than to hold you tight in my arms, to stroke your beautiful fur…" Dee-Doh's face was beet-red. "I… I want to be with you both! I want to be able to love and cherish you.." And other things. "Will you accept me?"
There was a pause. Hitler looked at Dee-Doh longingly. Dee-Doh could tell what he was thinking by the look in his eyes.
"Dah-ee tah! Dah-ee-taaah!"
Joseph Stalin was filled with joy… And semen. "Dee-Doh! Yes! What about you Hitler?"
"Yes! Let us run off into the sunset and make sweet lovings on the moon!" Hitler said happily.
"LET'S FUCK!" They all exclaimed as they jumped in the air in a High School Musical-esque fashion, freeze-framing. "YEAAAH!"