This the first story that I wrote so please go easy on me. My English is a bit wonky because it is not my primary language so if you see any errors, please tell me via PM or reviews.

Disclaimer: I do not own Highschool DxD and Worm Serial. If I did, Shadow Stalker would be dead, Taylor would have a huge Yuri harem, Riser would be less of an ass and Rizvlem would not exist...

Summary: Somehow, Lung got involved in U&L's shenanigans sending his Shard across the multiverse. Somewhere on Earth, a person got hit by a truck. On the void between dimensions, the Dragon of Dragons is bored. In the Human World, A pervert was dying...

P.S. This is a crack-fic. AND I don't care if I got my facts wrong about any of the series, I'm using my headcanon for this one...

EDIT: I kinda messed up the timeline... Issei met the ORC after his encounter with the fallen angel guy...

Usually, waking up would be nothing special as it happens to us every day. Your consciousness returns as your eyes slowly open, not all that interesting. But when you wake up to an unfamiliar ceiling of an unfamiliar room, things get interesting.

'It's either I'm kidnapped or I got drunk and fell asleep on someone's room, again' I thought. 'If so, the first would be a novel experience and if it's the former, then I better prepare my 'sorry-I-did-that-thing-and-it-won't-happen-again' speech.'

With the lack of constraints, I can rule out the kidnapping. The latter it is…

'Although being kidnapped by a ROB and sent on a multi-dimensional adventure would not be unwelcomed.' I mentally joked. "Yeah right, as If that would hap…pen…"

'Wait, there's something wrong here…' I thought as I looked around the room.

The question is, what was it? The room? Already thought of that. The amount of porn in the room? That's new. The trash can filled with tissues? Somebody probably had a really nasty case of runny nose… I hope.

"Meh, probably nothing…" I said, but the voice that came out sounds so wrongdry. "What the f*ck? What happened to my voice?!"

Quickly running to the mirror in the corner of the room, I saw the reflection of someonemyself staring back at me. As I keep my gaze at the mirror, a headache assaults my head. Along with the headache came the memories. My memories and MY memories…

"Okay. Calm down." I told myself as I took deep breaths. "In… Out… In… Out…"

"Okay, let's review the situation. I died when I was hit by a truck as I walk back home. Then I triggered when I realized I died. Then, a f*cking DRAGON threw me into a portal. Finally, I woke up in the body of an Oppai obsessed pervert," I snorted a bit at that part," correction, a Super-powered Oppai Obsessed pervert, with all of his memories."

'Okay, I more or less got the situation right so far.' I mentally gave myself a pat on the back for remembering all that happened so far and still staying calm. 'so all I need to do now is to find out how to survive in this world where factions were being led by overprotective siblings and perverts.'

"Wait, how far am I in the timeline anyway? If I wa-"

"Ise, get up already! You'll be late for school!" A sudden shout interrupts my monologue.

The door to my room opens revealing a strangermy mother. I winced a bit as a sudden headache assaults my head. The WomanMy mother apparently noticed that and looks worried.

"Are you okay Ise?" She worriedly asks.

"No, I'm fine Kaa-san…" I replied.

"Are you sure?" she verifies. "If you'd like, you can skip school today"

'Should I skip school? Hmmm… If I can, then I can orient myself more about what happened. If I go to school, then I can quickly find out how far am I in DxD.' I deliberated in my mind, and quickly arriving at an answer.

"Nah… Matsuda and Motohama would be sad if I wasn't there" I replied as I gave a reassuring smile.

"If you're sure… But really Ise, you should stop hanging out with those two." She said.

"Hmmm… I'll think about it…" I told her. I AM planning to stop associating with those two sexual offenders.

"Really? Then I'll leave to get ready. And come down quickly, you don't want your breakfast become cold" She reminds me as she steps out of the room.

"Okay, I'll be down in a minute" I replied.

After a few minutes, I was on my way to Kuoh Academy using Issei's memories to lead the way. As I was nearing the school, I can see more and more students heading the same way as I am, most of them were girls who kept their distance from me.

As I entered the classroom, Matsuda and Motohama rushed towards me.

"Issei! I found another good spot!" The perverted baldy, Matsuda, practically screamed at my face.

"Yes, yes! And I have this new eroge I got online!" The perverted glasses, Motohama, eagerly told me.

Sidestepping the two, I went and put my bag at my desk.

"Sorry guys, I think I'll pass." Told them looking absolutely regretful(lol) and apologetic(lol).

With those words, the entire room froze. The whispers, the conversations, heck, even the people in the hallway who head me stopped. And then there's this one girl near the window who looked out to the sky.

"Everything's alright guys! There's no apocalypse coming!" I don't know whether she joking or not.

Murmurs and hushed whispers erupted in the classroom, all of them were about how and why I refused perving with my supposed friends(lol).

"Who are you?! What have you done with Issei?!" Both Mtasuda and Motohama grabbed me by the collar and screamed at me.

"It's just, I'm tired of this guys…" I sighed. "We're seventeen already, and if we keep doing these things when we're eighteen then one wrong move will put us in jail. I just want to straighten out my life, you know. Don't get me wrong, I'll still be a pervert but I'll just keep things to myself…"

I gave my two best friends (lol) a very convincing story about how I had an epiphany and how I reached understanding. I told them that my parents were very disappointed in me so I want to change to be the child they want.

Thankfully, I was saved from being interrogated by the two and by my other classmates as the bell rang.

School was rather boring. Apparently, news travels fast because by the time it was lunch, the news of me dropping out from the perverted trio have already spread throughout the entire school. After school ended, I went back to park where I died.

The hairs on my neck stood up as I entered the park.

'something's definitely wrong here' I thought as I looked around.

The park was empty. There were no people on the walkways, no kids playing on the sandbox, no couples on the benches.

And the sky was purple...

"A bounded field?" I asked out loud, "no, probably just a barrier that keeps the humans away..."

"Well, aren't you a knowledgeable devil," a voice suddenly said. I looked at where it came from and there he was, a fallen angel in an old-fashioned coat and fedora combo...

"So tell me," he continued," Where is your master?"

Somewhere in the Dimensional Gap

"I can see why that vampire keeps doing this. Keep me entertained, Dragon of Escalation"

A/N: Yes, that was a cliff... And yes, I ended the chapter before the battle...

And I intentionally removed the meeting with Rias' peerage because I'll be putting it in an interlude after the next chapter...

Yeah, I write short chapters...

So... Yeah... That...

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