This the first story that I wrote so please go easy on me. My English is a bit wonky because it is not my primary language so if you see any errors, please tell me via PM or reviews.

Disclaimer: I do not own Highschool DxD and Worm Serial. If I did, Skitter would have a yuri harem, Issei would have the Divine Dividing, and the Giant Space Whales would be nonexistent...

Summary: Somehow, Lung got involved in U&L's shenanigans sending his Shard across the multiverse. Somewhere on Earth, a person got hit by a truck. On the void between dimensions, the Dragon of Dragons is bored. In the Human World, A pervert was dying...

P.S. This is a crack-fic. AND I don't care if I got my facts wrong about any of the series, I'm using my headcanon for this one...

"So tell me," he continued, "where is your master?"

I didn't answer his question. A minute passed by with him grinning from ear to ear and me staring at him impassively.

"Oh, not answering?" he finally said," Then that means you're a stray!"

With that shout, a spear of light suddenly flew towards me. I jumped to the side but I wasn't fast enough. The spear bore a hole through my left shoulder.

And it HURTS!

I felt a warm sensation on my chest as power runs through my veins, and my wound slowly regenerated. He formed another spear of light but this time, I was ready. As he hurled his spear at me, I immediately jumped to the side and ran to him.

He was surprised by my action but it didn't last long enough. He easily regained his composure as he made another spear and threw it at me. This time, I didn't bother dodging as I crossed my already blood red scale-covered arms in front of me.

The spear exploded on impact giving my arms many lacerations that were already regenerating. By the time I reached the fallen, my arms were already healed. He didn't manage to react as I immediately punched him in the gut sending him flying.

"It seems that I've underestimated you," he said as he staggered back on his feet. "But enough playing around. My name is Donhaseek, remember the name of your killer, boy."

The fallen, Donhaseek, unfurled his wings and took to the skies. At this point I was already looking like a miniature humanoid dragon. WITH WINGS!

By instinct, I flapped my draconic wings, hovering on the same altitude as the fallen. He snarled and formed five spears of light which he quickly threw at me. I inhaled deeply, the heat in my lungs intensified.

"Roar of the fire dragon!" was what I wanted to say but all that came out was a series of growls and a roar.

A large stream of blue flame thaterupted from my mouth met the spears, resulting in an explosion. When the smoke cleared, Donhaseek was just hovering there spouting a glare. There was a mixture of surprise, curiosity, anger… and was that fear?

"What are you?" He asks me, "There's no sacred gear that can do that. So tell me, what are you?"

" 'rag…on… " was all I growled outI disappeared and reappeared above him, then punting him to the ground.

'That's definitely gonna hurt' I winced a bit as the fallen created a crater when he hit the ground. 'I almost feel sorry for him… almost.'

I slowly descended beside Donhaseek's battered body. I was about to pick him up when light spears impaled both my arms, legs and stomach.

"Hmm~ It seems that you're quite in a pickle, Donhaseek." a said a very familiar voice.

Looking up, there I saw three other fallen. The Buxom Kalawarner, the blond loli Mittelt, and Raynare…

"RAY….NA…RE…" I managed to growl out between my growls…

At the sight of my supposed killer, my rage grew stronger. And the angrier I get, the stronger I BECOME!

HatehatehatehatehatehateHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEKILLHATEKILLHATEKILLHATEKILLKILLKILLKILLHATEKILLKILLKILLKILL! HATE! KILL!

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(gonna switch to 3rd person POV here because a berserk-rage POV is not a reliable POV)

Raynare was a bit surprised when she saw Donhaseek's broken body. She was even more surpised when she saw the Human/lizard/dragon standing beside her fellow fallen. But the greatest surprise is when the abomination* called her by name with such venom.

"Oooh~ such a hateful glare~," Kalawarner said beside Raynare," Ray-chan, did you do something to it? An ex pehaps?"

"Hah!" Mittelt snorted, "Only you would consider a date with that monstrosity Raynare."

"Shut up!" Raynare snapped at her fellow fallen. She was a bit confused why a dragonkin would recognize her. And she was more confused to what she did to warrant such hate.

"Come on, we ha-"Whatever Raynare was trying to say was interrupted by a bestial roar.

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Suddenly, all the light spears that impaled the abomination shattered. The murder** of fallen was caught off guard when it suddenly disappeared.

Raynare was the first to be blown away by a fist to the face followed by Kalawarner receiving a kick to the chest and finally, Mittelt who was hit a tail to the stomach. The dragonkin let out another roar as it began to go after Raynare.

However, Raynare managed to recover before the abomination reached her and was able to dodge the incoming punch.

"I don't know what your problem with me, abomination" Raynare spat out as she formed light spears, "but let me show you why you should never mess with a fallen!"

With a shout, Raynare released a barrage of light spears towards the dragonkin.

The dragonkin, seeing the incoming spears, spat out a might gout of white flames that simply burned the light spears and continued to rush towards the fallen.

However, just as the abomination was a hair's breadth away from the fallen, dozens of spears of light impaled its body.

"Don't forget about us, dragon boy." Kalawarner spat out as she threw spears after spears of light towards the abomination.

"Even if we're just two winged fallen,"Mittelt said as she, too, threw spears after spears of light," we still have centuries of experience under our belts!"

The dragonkin, roared as spears after spears impaled its body. Then, the fallen was forced to stop their barrage when fire suddenly engulfed dragonkin.

When the fire subsided, a flash of wariness flashed on their faces.

The dragonkin was fully healed, its crimson scales glinting in the moonlight. On its left hand was a gauntlet as red as blood with a green gem on its center.

At the first echo of "BOOST!" the three were confident that they could still kill the abomination. Sure it has a 'Twice Critical', it can only double its power for a limited time anyways. All they need to do is to stall unlit the boost wears off, and then they'll swoop in for the kill. They were wary but confident.

On the second shout of "BOOST!", fear crossed their face.

On the third cry of "BOOST!" they were already retreating. A dragonkin they could match with difficulty. A Longinus wielder is enough to make a legion two winged fallen flee. A dragonkin with a Longinus? Much less the 'Boosted Gear'? They could never hope to match even in their dreams.

Arrogant they may be. However, they still have an instinct to live. An instinct to recognize the apex predator in front of them.

However, the next words filled them with despair. Two words. Two words that signed their death warrant. Two words that any opposition of the wielders of the heavenly dragon pray will never be uttered.

"Balance Breaker"

Somewhere in the Nasuverse

A grey-haired, red-eyed Sorcerer suddenly laughed. "So, that big lizard finally did it! Hahahahahahaha!"

Needless to say, all of the magus in the vicinity suddenly remembered that they left something in their workshops, the enforcers suddenly went out in droves to deal with the ever-growing list of sealing-designees, and a certain Hero of Justice that just finished 'cleaning' a village suddenly had the urge to take a vacation.

*I called Issei an abomination because he looks like a half-dragon because of his shard. OF course, the fallen didn't know that, so they assumed that Issei was an offspring of a dragon. And since dragons are proud creatures, they would never lower themselves to mate with a lower being. In the fallens' eyes, Issei (in dragon form) was a being that goes against nature, therefore he is an abomination.

**Fallen have been characterized having a crow's wings. A group of crows is called a murder. Therefore, Crow-Fallen= A group of fallen-Murder of fallen. Get it? Hahahaha! I'll shut up now...

So... Yeah... That...

I haven't manage to update this past few weeks because school was a bit hectic.

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