I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Anyhow, I don't own anything, if you need to be told again.
Maybe more Reno and Yuffie. I'm tired.
I have no plot! If you have any ideas for me, tell me please.
Thank you. Longer chapter next time, I guess.
It was now lunchtime, and Tifa was kind of, sort of staring at Vincent, for a reason she thought was ridiculous and Yuffie-like: Vincent was eating French fries and…
A hamburger.
Yes, a hamburger.
The great Vincent Valentine, the legendary gunslinger, was eating a hamburger with ketchup and pickles.
Oh. My. God.
He had mayonnaise too.
That weird human is staring at you.
Vincent nearly choked on a pickle.
"Tifa?"
"W-What? Of, sorry, it's just…"
"Just what?" A dark eyebrow was raised.
"Well… I've never seen you eating a hamburger."
Chaos chuckled. Retard.
"…"
"It's that one doesn't expect to see a guy like you eating…fries, and…pickles."
Ooh, she just HAD to rub the pickle thing in, didn't she?
Shut up. At least I eat normal food.
Hey Genius, to Demons, flesh IS normal food.
"Not that there's anything wrong with you, Vince! I didn't mean it that way!"
Maybe the martial artist had taken Vincent's odd look the wrong way.
"Tifa, it's perfectly alright. But why can't you people comprehend that I'm just a normal person?"
Heh, yeah right. A normal person that just happened to sleep in a coffin for like, thirty years.
"…"
Oh, and you talk like a robot.
Meanwhile, Yuffie was looking suspiciously at Reno, who had offered to take her 'out for a drink'.
There's no way anyone can know that I'm under the legal drinking age. So why not?
Yuffie accepted. Reno grinned slyly, kind of like the Cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland.
Yuffie's hand twitched.
Reno started to walk in front of her, commenting on whatever caught his eye. Mostly… Well, women.
Yuffie felt the urge to steal something, so she reached forward, and as Reno was talking to a blonde girl that looked like one of the Barbie dolls that Yuffie had used to play with –before she chopped off their heads with her ninja stars, she gently wound her fingers around-
His ponytail elastic.
Just had to add that in. Thoughts are in italics, and reviews would make me very happy.