I'm back again! I have lots of time since I'm not feeling well, so I decided to update.
R&R please. Oh, and I'm starting with Reno and Yuffie again, (well, sort of, heheh) because, if anything, people liked it.


A knock sounded on the door of the bar.
Yo, Vince. Stop staring at the girl and answer the freaking door, would you? I have a feeling this is going to be entertaining.
Vincent nearly snapped his neck jerking his head towards the door. He walked over and opened the door, where…

Yuffie, Reno, and a policeman were standing.

Hey, it's dumb and dumber!
Quiet, Chaos…Who's dumb and who's dumber?

"Hello, Is Miss Lockheart here?"
Tifa walked over, teardrop earrings dangling, looking puzzled. "Yes, Um, what happened- Yuffie? Reno?"
"Someone called in saying that this man…Reno… was abusing a child."
"I'm not a freaking kid! I'm an ADULT ninja!" Yuffie yelled, trying to get away from the officer.
"When we asked the girl who we could inform of this incident, she mentioned your name."
"Reno, what did you do to Yuffie? ...And what happened to your hair?" Tifa asked, her hands on her hips.
"I- SHE STOLE MY PONYTAIL ELASTIC!" Reno cried, looking VERY annoyed.
"Hehe, He didn't even noticed until Barbie started laughing!"
"Barbie?"
"Barbie, Kisaragi?"
"Oh, um, you know, that girl..."
"That girl that you scared away and who probably CALLED THE POLICE BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING YELLING AT YOU!?!"
"Reno, calm down" Both females asked nervously, which made Reno more aggravated, and he had to be knocked out by Vincent five minutes later just so everyone could have some peace.
"So, Ma'am, I take it there's no problem?"
...
"Right, I'll be going now."


Another short chapter, but I'll update again soon.