I'm in computers class right now. Hopefully I'll half-finish this…
Yuffie, who had been eating a couple of fresh-baked, sugary cookies, was now bouncing around, completely sugar-high. Reno was staggering around the room, trying to keep his balance as he laughed his head off, ponytail slapping Yuffie in the face.
Yuffie started freaking out at him.
"REEEEEEEENOWHATTHEHELLAREYOUDOINGBEMORECAREFUL!" She cried, not stopping to breath, which caused the redhead in front of her to laugh more, slapping her with his ponytail once more.
This caused a repeat of the yelling, and the short, sugar-high ninjette fainted from lack of oxygen.
Vincent, having given Tifa her water and told her to get some rest, came downstairs.
Reno had laughed more and fainted as well, with the same cause as Yuffie.
Why don't you ever get drunk? It's FUN!
Chaos, I can't aim well when I'm drunk. And it's easier for you to come out.
Is that so bad?
That must be a rhetorical question.
And as for the 'easier' thing, it's also easier to get laid, because drinking makes you look less like you have a kangaroo with diarrhea up your ass.
Kangaroo with diarrhea?
I'm being creative. And having a kangaroo with diarrhea up your ass is worse than having a stick up there.
Alright, Chaos, go ahead and be vulgar, but don't expect me to change my mind.
Vincent smiled slightly, thinking he had won.
This is kind of sad considering this form of exchanging nonexistent (on your part) wit makes up most of your social life.
But, as always, Chaos had the last word. There just wasn't a suitable remark to toss back after the last comment.
Oh, and I'm the moogle. Zack and Aerith are still…unable to narrate.
Oh my. Couldn't they tone it down and make less noise?
And what's a nice girl like Aerith doing with ZACK?
Tifa was slowly dozing off, thinking about a great many things.
Vincent's so nice…
and
I can't believe Cloud did that.
were the main two thoughts passing through her tired head.
A banging sound came from the first floor.
"TIIIIIIIIFFFFFAAAAAAA- VINCENT!" Marlene yelled, immediately running over to the gunman and hugging him.
Vincent looked somewhat surprised, but patted her on the head. "Hello, Marlene."
Denzel stood in the doorway. "Where's Tifa?"
"She is feeling rather stressed and is either sleeping or going to sleep."
"Mr. Vincent?"
"Yes, Marlene?"
" I can go hug her, right?"
A small smile formed on Vincent's lips. "Yes, you may, Marlene."
Marlene smiled, her small face lighting up. She ran upstairs and hugged Tifa, who smiled in her sleep.
"Uhhh, What're Yuffie and Reno doing on the floor?"
Vincent sighed.
Children are so fun to have around.
Alright! R&R please. Nothing much to say except I don't own FF7 or any of its charries.