A/N I have to admit, these got a little away from me, but they were fun. Enjoy.

I don't own...

26. Who has a higher threshold for pain?

John put down his magazine and looked at his wife over the top of his readers, "This article was really interesting. It was about how women supposedly have a higher pain threshold than men."

"Is that so?" Anna smirked.

"Okay, Mrs. Bates, what's that look for?"

"John, do you really think I need a magazine to tell me that I have a higher pain threshold than you?"

John chuckled, "Well this conversation turned personal very quickly. I'll admit... 'If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die?' but I wouldn't say I'm worse than you or any other woman."

"Really?" Anna teased, "I was in labor for 17 hours with Lily. I pushed a human being out of my body and you complained that I bruised your hand by holding it too tightly during delivery."

John pretended to pout, "Well it did turn black and blue…" he trailed off quietly.

"Game, set, match," Anna gloated.

John reached for the remote, "So," he said just a little too loudly, "let's see what's on the telly."

27. Who can't sleep at night when the other is away?

Anna's phone buzzed alerting her to a text message. She was somewhat surprised as she picked it up, to see that the time was 1:45 in the morning.

Are you awake? - J

Yes. But why are you? - A

I can't sleep. You studying? - J

Nope, I can't sleep either. - A

I miss you. My bed's too empty. - J

That's a relief! - A

Cheeky. Can I call you? - J

Yes please. - A

I love you. - J

Hurry up and dial. - A

28. Who does the dishes and who does the laundry?

Anna and John basically fell in love while doing the dishes together. One of the ways that each of them knew it was 'right' was the joy they felt just orbiting around one another in the kitchen. They just seemed to be in synch with one another from the very beginning. Always aware of where the other was and what they were doing, never running into each other...well not by accident anyway.

They both did their own laundry before becoming a couple, but unbeknownst to each of them they both independently kept something the other had left behind in the laundry. John kept one of Anna's hand towels that got tangled in with his shirts. He accidently took it to London with him. Could he help it if he kept forgetting to give it back? For Anna, it was one of John's old t-shirts. She was about to throw it in the wash with her own clothes when she noticed it smelled like him. What could she do?

29. Who would rather have Oreos while watching Netflix and who would rather have pizza? (Bonus: preferred pizza toppings for both?)

Anna has a serious sweet tooth, so she's the one you can always find dunking her oreos in milk, happily letting John have the rest of her half of the pizza. How do they know it's her half? No olives or green peppers of course!

30. Who throws the water bottles in the trash bin and who keeps reminding them that THEY GO IN THE RECYCLE BIN?

Anna leaned over and retrieved the plastic water bottles out of the trash bin, adding them to the recycling bag.

"You know John, you should train Beauty to do this for me. It seems like a daily occurrence when you're here."

"I'm sorry love. I'll try to do better, I promise. It's just, I always seem to have my hands full and then I just drop everything."

"And you can't be bothered to get them back out after you drop them in the wrong spot?"

"I never even notice to be honest. I'm much older that you. I've spent a greater part of my life not recycling than you have" he said with a sheepish grin.

"Honestly John, don't you think we should be lowering our carbon footprint as much as possible?

"Yes, yes. Of course I do. I've said I'll do better."

"Well you'll have to. We have to leave a cleaner world for our children. And I won't be able to bend over like this in a few months time." Anna waited for the penny to drop.

"Yes, well I doubt a few bottles here or there will…" John looked at his grinning wife with confusion. "Wait...Anna...why won't you be able to bend over like that in a few months time?"

"Why do you think, Mr. Bates?" Her eyes were misty now and he had never seen her looking so beautiful.

"Anna, are you trying to tell me that you're...that we're…" he couldn't bring himself to say the words in case he was jumping to conclusions, but they had been trying for a while now.

"That's exactly what I'm trying to tell you," Anna's smile was so wide she felt her cheeks would split wide open.

"Oh my god!" John exclaimed, still rooted to his spot, "Oh my god. Pregnant? Are you sure?"

"As sure as two tests and a visit to the doctor's can make a woman."

Anna was a little concerned now because John had still not moved, although he did have a besotted look on his face. Finally, he rushed to her and took her in his arms. Lifting her off the ground, he spun her around the small kitchen laughing joyously. When he returned her to the ground he took her face in his hands and kissed her slowly and sweetly.

"We're going to have a baby, Anna," he whispered.

"That we are," she whispered back.

He stepped back and looked a little panicked, "What do you need? Should I get you a chair? Are you feeling alright? When are you due? What can I help you with?"

Anna laughed, "Well, how about if you start by putting the water bottles in the recycle bin from now on?"