"YAHOO! WE'RE HERE! EAT MY DUST KID!" Black Star exclaimed as he jumped off the train.
"We should go to the school, Lord Death said Maka was hunting the kishen egg there and that's where she met the inhuman green child," Tsubaki said.
Black Star snickered. "That sounds like what Kid would do. I'm trying to surpass him. We're going to find Soul and Maka the Black Star way!"
"I spy something green," Soul said.
"Is it that strange liquid in the test tube over there?" Maka asked.
"No," Soul said, obviously lying.
After a while with GIR not being down there they got bored and started up a game of I spy. The score was Maka 17, Soul 2.
"You lier," Maka called him out.
"No, I swear it's not that," he said frantically looking for another green thing.
Maka smiled at Soul's bad lying, but then it disappeared and she looked at the elevator. She could see a green soul moving down towards them. "The nonhuman is coming down here," she said.
"The green kid?" Soul asked.
"Yeah. Be prepared for anything," Maka said.
The elevator came down and on the platform was a green humanoid creature with no ears or nose and had two black antennas sticking out of his head. It threw a black wig to the side and took out two giant blueish gray contacts that revealed two large, shiny, all pink eyes. He was wearing a dark pink dress-like shirt with black gloves over his three fingers, black pants, and black boots. On his back was a backpack like thing that was gray with pink circles on it.
"Computer," he said. It was the same voice that yelled at GIR earlier.
"Ugg, What?" a new voice asked. It was deep, slightly robotic, and sounded like it didn't want to be there. It was also unclear where the voice was coming from.
"Put beavers on my kill list," he said.
"Higher than squirrels?" the unknown voice asked.
"Yes. Squirrel could be of use, but beavers are just hideous. Don't put them as high as humans though."
"Kay."
"Also, the secret base's back got destroyed in the attack, so get onto fixing that."
"Base rebuilding software initiated."
The green kid smiled. He had pink zipper-like teeth. "Excellent. Next, Zim shall-" the green kid started, but saw Maka and Soul. "Ah! How did you get in the underground base of the mighty Zim you pig-humans!"
"Pig-humans?" Soul questioned.
"You brought us here," Maka said.
"I did? Um, yes I did! It was part of my great plan to… um…" the kid, presumably named Zim if he talks in the third person like Black Star, said obviously at a loss for a reason Maka and Soul were down there.
"You were going to find out why they can transform," the voice said.
"Oh, yes, I knew that. Tell Zim why you can transform. Now!" Zim commanded.
"I was born with it," Soul said.
"Not good enough," Zim said. Claws came out of the backpack thing and put on safety goggles. "I'll find out why you can become these human weapon things, then use the human's own technology to overtake them. IT'S GENIUS!" The claw-handed Zim a scalpel.
"Y-you don't have to use that," Maka said, looking at the scalpel.
"DON'T UNDERMINE MY GENIUS!" Zim yelled. He started getting closer to Maka and Soul, but got interrupted by the disembodied voice.
"INTRUDER ALERT!" it said.
"Intruder? Who?" Zim asked.
"Dib, but also three new people," the voice said. It showed a picture of Dib, Kid, Liz, and Patty outside Zim's base. Maka and Soul couldn't help but smile at the sight of their friends.
'It's so asymmetrical,' Kid said. His voice was projected into the lab.
The DWMA students' smiles faded.
"We're doomed," Soul mumbled.
"It's so asymmetrical," Kid said.
"I have to agree with you, it really is ugly," Liz agreed.
"I love earth too," Patty said, talking about the flag in the yard.
"You guys are weird, and that's coming from me," Dib said.
Kid was too busy crying over the complete asymmetry of the house, so Liz kept up their illusion. "We're hermits, normal human customs are foreign to us, especially him," Liz said and pointed to Kid.
"It's sickening. Who in their right mind makes something that hideous?" Kid said as he stared at the secret base.
"Hey Kid, can we get garden gnomes? Like from Gnomeo and Juliet." Patty asked.
"Hmmm… Is this a plan? Who are the new humans? They're so tall," Zim said.
"You think Kid is tall?" Soul asked.
"Soul, shut up," Maka whispered.
"Also, what's symmetry?" Zim asked
"The quality of being made up of exactly similar parts facing each other or around an axis," the voice said.
"Why is white striped human stink-pig shedding eye water over it?" Zim asked. Maka and Soul stood strapped down in silence. "GIR," Zim yelled into a microphone thing. GIR fell down the elevator still in his dog costume.
"Yes Sir," GIR said in a deeper voice than usual. He was saluting to Zim.
"Go spy on these humans," Zim commanded pointing at the live picture of outside his house.
"Yeeeee!" Gir yelled and blasted off with rocket feet.