Do not

by Girl stuck in a book

a list and another list of things that you shouldn't do at Hogwarts, so basically everything I would do in my first week there, it started off as 25 but I got bored

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51) Do not send Professor Umbridge a picture of a bunch of toes and an invitation to the toad family reunion

52) Do not ask Professor Snape if he's a vampire

53) Do not call Hogwarts a zoo then explain that Malfoy is a ferret, Mcgonagall is a cat, Snape is a bat, Lupin is a wolf, Umbridge is a toad and Dumbledore is a goat.

54) Do not ask Ron Weasley that if he looks like Archie does that make Malfoy, Betty and Harry Potter, Veronica.

55) Do not call Harry Green eyes, Ron carrot top and/or Hermione Bookworm

56) Do not give Peeves axcess to dungbombs and a pranking for all ages books

57) Do not ask Professor Snape to take you to a death eater party with him

58) Do not send Professor Mcgonagall cat toys for Christmas

59) Do not send Professor Lupin dog toys for his birthday

60) Do not ask why the name of the school basically means Pig Pimples

61) Do not go down to breakfast in skinny jeans and a t-shirt with the slogan 'I'm a bitch of a witch' on it

62) Do not ask Draco Malfoy who dyes his hair for him (Because that blonde ain't natural)

63) Do not ask Draco Malfoy for lessons on 'How to be a Snob'

64) Do not turn the Slytherins into snakes, the Ravenclaws into eagles, The Hufflepuffs into badgers and the Gryffindors into Lion cubs

65) Do not use a permanent sticking charm to put all the desks and and chairs in the classrooms on the ceiling

66) Do not try to explain to the Purebloods why you should use pens and paper instead of quills and ink

67) Do not suggest a greek mythology book as the new history of magic textbook

68) Do not try to convince muggle borns that Walt Disney was a wizard and that all of his movies come from experience

69) Do not ask Hermione Granger why she won't listen to the house elves when they tell her they don't want to be free

70) Do not give Professor Dumbledore fuschia shoes with periwinkle stripes and compel him to wear them

71) Do not hand out Marshmallows to the the Hufflepuffs and invite them to the Hufflepuff!Marshmallow!Brand! family reunion

72) Do not Bribe Dobby to turn all the staircases into slides

73) Do not spell Professor Lockhart's Robes to turn into a blue ball gown every time he mentions fame

74) Do not curse first years to speak in sonnets

75) Do not bribe the first and second years to steal all the Professor's shoes