101) Do not attempt to transfigure Professor Dumbledore into a goat

102) Do not change the end of years flags rainbow with the slogan 'LGBT Pride'

103) Do not Spell the house banners to read'' Gryffindor: The house that seems to win ever since Harry Potter got here because why the fuck not, Slytherin: The only house that Professor Snape tolerates because he's a bullying git who hates everyone, but favours the death eater babies, Ravenclaws: You do not want to see what would happen if you damage one of their books in front of them, because damn girl they can be bitches and Hufflepuff: Is this a brand of marshmallows or pillows or anything

104) Do not in any circumstances ask Luna Lovegood for directions in less you want to find something strange

105) Do not photograph Hermione punching Malfoy and sell it on posters and coffee mugs

106) Do not nickname the first years Slytherin 'Tiny death eater snake babies'

107) Do not ask Ginny Weasley if it's true that redheads don't have souls

108) Do not ask Neville Longbottom to help poison death eaters with magical plants

109) Do not go down to breakfast dressed all in black, announce that you are Professor Snape's new apprentice and practice sneering at the Hufflepuffs

110) Do not declare Harry Potter an honorary member of the international league of heroes

111) Do not ask Professor Mcgonagall if the reason she has her students transfigure so many animals is because of UST between her and them

112) Do not shrink and steal the doors to the great hall

113) Do not call Professor Flitwick Yoda, bow to him , or ask about the force

114) Do not ask Luna Lovegood if dinosaurs are real, she will take it as a challenge to find them

115) Do not sprinkle sleeping powder through all the food in all the food in the great hall via the house elves

116) Do not spell everyone's soap to smell like the thing they hate the most

117) Do not ask Purebloods if Gargamel was real

118) Do not start a petition to 'Award Draco Malfoy the villain of the year award'

119) Do not steal Professor Dumbledore's socks

120) Do not refer to all redheads as Weasleys unless you are sure that they are in fact Weasleys

121) Do not ask Draco Malfoy if he's gay

122) Do not ask Draco Malfoy is he thinks inbreeding lowers the I.Q.

123) Do not call all the purebloods villainous sheep

124) Do not ask Hermione Granger why her two best friends are a moody teenager with a hero complex and a jealous idiot

125) Do not call Professor Snape, Professor Snivellus Snake