Cold Ass Bitch- Regina gets frozen and only Jack can save her but her father (rumple) has him somewhere.

Takes place a few about 3 months after Marian appears, a month and a half after the frozen guys left.

0o0

Regina hadn't been seen around for about quite some time, people were starting to get worried that she was plotting Emma's death, maybe Marian's, and maybe even Robin's! The whole town knew that she had the hots for the thief; well that's what they thought. But alas they feared what she was up to, Snow had faith in her, Emma had fear, and David had anger towards the Queen.

And Henry… well, Henry didn't really know how to feel, he hadn't really gone to see her for a while, but he was just busy, Emma was going out with Captain Hook, Hook! Killian was teaching him how to take care of the Jolly Rodger, and David was teaching him how to be a knight, even Snow was teaching him how to track and shoot an arrow, he didn't really have time (there was also the ice threat they had just figured out a month and a bit ago)… now that he thinks about it Regina was his mother and he didn't even bother seeing her for lunch or anything.

At the meeting, that consisted of every royal in Storybrooke, the Hoods, Golds and Killian. They talked about the last time they each saw her. Robin had said that he was in her office the day after Marian came back and that was the last place he had seen her, last place everyone else had seen her was the diner the day they defeated Zelena.

Henry had volunteered to go see how she was doing, Emma didn't want to let him go, "Emma, think about it, if anyone else goes she'll just burn them or something, I'll go, she would never hurt me," Emma had reluctantly nodded.

"I'll go with him, Regina won't hurt me either," Rumple said, unlike the other idiots in the town, he didn't do anything, plus Regina was his daughter and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't worried, "And if she tries something I can just poof us out and back here, you just wait until we get back," he added.

Everyone nodded, Rumple grabbed hold of Henry's hand and smoked out of Granny's diner.

0o0

They landed just before the door to the grand white mansion; they walked up and knocked on the door. When no one opened, Henry took his house key out of his pocket. He opened the door and they walked in, the first thing they noticed was that it was very cold, just like when Elsa nearly froze the town.

Henry looked to his grandfather, "You wanna split up?" he asked, he saw his breath leave in a little puff.

Rumple looked at the breath, "Henry I want you somewhere I can see you," he said sternly. He didn't know why this place was so cold, but the last they have seen her was when the Ice Queen was running rampant around town, he thought, it must have a connection. Henry walked to what he thought was the coldest room; it was his mother's study.

When they entered the room they both let out a gasp, right next to the fireplace an ice sculpture was laying on the floor, it wasn't any ice sculpture though, it was Regina.

"Mum?" Henry said softly, as he knelt down beside her, he looked to his grandfather for help, "What do we do? What happened to her? How can we help her?" he asked.

Rumple sighed, "I think the Snow Queen did this," he also knelt beside her, "All is needed is true loves kiss, it will thaw her heart." His heart tightened in his chest, his daughter was ice.

Henry nodded, hope dancing in his young eyes, he slowly leaned in and pressed his lips to her icy forehead, he quickly pulled back and looked at his mother waiting for her to thaw.

Nothing happened.

Henry looked at Rumple helplessly, "Maybe Robin Hood can help, can you poof us back to the diner?" he asked sadly, He didn't want the stupid thief anywhere near his mother. That guy had ignored her for weeks, he wouldn't look anyone in the eyes, and his wife still didn't know what was happening. Henry had decided that Robin Hood was no hero; he was a coward who found a way to do everything simply.

Rumple nodded he took a hold of Henry's hand, and then gripped onto his daughters frozen arm; he made them disappear and appear at Granny's.

Everyone was sitting around, Aroura, Katheryn, Ashley, Belle, Marian, Emma and Snow were all talking (Granny and Red joined when they weren't cleaning) to each other and their princes were talking amongst themselves with Robin and Killian.

They were all suddenly interrupted when red smoke appeared in the middle of the diner; they all let out a gasp when they saw their Queen a solid block of ice. Rumple made sure that she was resting on the counter much to Granny's annoyance.

"What happened to her?" Katherine gasped. She hadn't talked to Regina in ages, but no matter what the woman had been a good friend to her once and she still liked to think of her as a friend.

Rumple looked at her, "She got frozen by our latest guests."

"Why," Snow breathed out.

Rumple looked at her, "That's a good question, one only Regina could answer," he flicked his wrist making a mirror appear and then flicked it again showing Regina's last memory before freezing.

0o0

The crunching of the snow underfoot was quite calming after the dream she had just had. It felt so real; like she was really talking to Jack, he had made a plan, told her to go with it, and he said what would happen after she woke up. So she listened to her footsteps and when she heard another pair she guessed that Jack was right and the dream was real because Elsa had found her.

"Your Majesty," she spat.

Regina lifted an eyebrow at her, she was not amused, "Making me scared is gonna take more than that," she replied. Since she already knew what would happen she was prepared.

Elsa walked closer to her, "I know who you are," she stated simple.

"Why are they always so stupid," Regina murmured, "Oh no," she said with a dead tone, "Did the munchkins tell you," she said sarcastically, "Or was it you know," she started with a thoughtful tone of voice, "Erm, anyone in town," she deadpanned.

"You're Jack's wife," she said with a smirk.

Regina lifted her eyebrow, "Awh, they taught you well didn't they," she smirked too.

"How could we not learn about the great and terrifying Pumpkin Queen, who's beauty would make anyone do insane things, and who was so cunning Jack Frost himself needed to try twice as hard to keep up with you," Elsa said.

Regina nodded, "I always liked what the rumours said about our marriage," She thought out loud, "They aren't true, but they were always funny to listen to. Now the whole beauty thing, can't fault them in that," she said in a smugly.

Elsa huffed, "Did you know that Jack locked me in that vase? He was the one he made me… ugh." She couldn't find a good word for what she was all those years, stuck as an ornament. In that moment Regina thought that the girl looked like a teenager talking to her mother.

Regina thought for a bit, Jack had mentioned locking someone in a vase, it was part of a deal he made, she was a princess or something, "Oh my God, you're the popsicle princess!" she exclaimed, suddenly remembering.

Elsa frowned, "Yeah and you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to turn you into a Popsicle!" she shot her hand out and spark of ice went right for Regina, she didn't move out of the way.

It hit her square in the chest.

Regina didn't fight it, it was part of the plan, she couldn't fight it, she had to let the magic take its course through her. As soon as she felt the magic enter her, she felt cold, it was weird. She shivered, and her hair started turning white, streak by streak.

Elsa walked up to her, "Do you have any last words, your Majesty?" she spat.

Regina started laughing when the popsicle princess asked her what was so funny Regina laughed harder, eventually she answered, "I just have bad luck with… Snow!" she gasped out.

Elsa looked at her perplexed, "You're about to die and all you can do is make a pun?"

Regina's head snapped up and she launched herself at the snow bitch, wrapping a hand around her neck, "You want me to say something, fine. You princesses always think you know so much, you think you're a step ahead of me, everyone does, but I'm always at least 20 steps ahead of you," when she finished talking she fell back and disappeared in what looked like a splash of water in the ground.

She appeared in her living room, she grabbed a blanket and then walked to her study made a fire and lay down next to it, and eventually she fell asleep. But she didn't wake up the next morning.

0o0

"Well," David said.

"How do we save her?" Robin cut him off before he could continue.

Rumple sighed, "True loves kiss of course."

Robin nodded, without thinking he walked over to Regina's icy form and placed his lips upon hers, gently, he pulled back and everyone waited with baited breaths.

But nothing happened.

"Why didn't it work?" Robin asked, sadness lacing his voice.

"Because, you may love her, but not enough to warm her heart, she needs the type of love that would last no matter what, not someone who dumps her the second he needs to do something for his honour," Rumple snapped, he stared the thief down. He knew who he had to get but he didn't want to.

"Who would love the Evil Queen like that?" Marian asked, she tried to ignore the fact that her husband just kissed said Queen.

"Jack," Rumple murmured, "Wait here I'll be right back," he disappeared in a puff of red smoke, only to appear a few moment later with a beautiful dark golden crown with black gems, and a glass ball that was a bit smaller than a football that was glowing black and red.

Rumple set the glass ball down and then put the crown on it, it got stuck half way. The Dark One made his dagger appear in his hand and waved it over the ball and crown; he whispered something under his breath. It glowed all sorts of dark shades before smashing; the little bits of glass evaporated into black smoke, it made a man appear.

"He's handsome," Katheryn said. The man had dark brown hair that reached his muscular shoulders, through the material of the dark shirt he was wearing, you could see his toned stomach and chest, and he looked to be tall (he was lying on the floor). He had a handsome face, nice nose, and good jaw.

"Gold, the spell you did messed up, the guys missing a leg," Emma pointed to the man's right trouser leg that went flat just passed the knee.

Rumple rolled his eyes, he flicked his wrist and a metal stub appeared, "He's always been missing that leg," he said.

"And this is Regina's husband?" Ruby said. Rumple nodded, "I can defiantly say that the Queen has a good taste in men."

"Mmm, you should have seen some of the knights she went through," a deep voice with a British accent said, "Wait what?" Jack looked confused at what he just said, "Oh, no that did happened," he sat up and started rubbing his temples, "UUgh I can't believe she did that," all of the sudden he stopped, "Imma just-" he stopped talking and collapsed onto the ground.

"Now we wait until he wakes up," Gold informed them before they could ask.

"So…" Marian started, "Robin, why did you think you could wake up the Evil Queen?" she asked, her voice was shaking.

Robin looked like a deer caught in the headlights, he hadn't informed Marian, his wife; about the strong feeling he has for Regina, those being love. In all honesty he wanted Regina to be his wife, but sitting here watching her body as an ice sculpture he knew she didn't feel the same for him, and it killed him more knowing that rather than not being with her, "We were… courting, but it was nothing, I-I don't think it meant anything to her," he said, somewhat brokenly.

Marian looking at him, "But it meant something to you," everyone was listening to what they were saying and Marian didn't want that, "Can, can we talk about this some other time?" Robin nodded and soon it was quiet again.

"You know, she was a good friend," Katheryn blurted out, it succeeded in breaking the awkward silence.

"What do you mean?" Frederick asked.

"I mean, she was a good friend," Katheryn thought about what she wanted to say before continuing, "When David was away in the shelter one night I asked her to come over, I don't think she understood why I wou-"

"Regina never had any friends; Cora wouldn't let her," Rumple interrupted.

Katheryn nodded, "Anyway, we were watching a movie and I got upset, she helped me, she was… so nice and… after the curse broke I didn't talk to her because, like everyone else, I thought she was just the Evil Queen. I didn't realise that her heart had been through more hate and cruelty than it should have," she said.

"We only ever talked once," Aurora started, "I got scared about my pregnancy during the year we were battling Zelena," The young woman had on a thoughtful expression, "She said: 'No matter what, not matter the pain and the suffering you go through in your life, you will always be supported and loved… and at the end of the day that's all anyone ever wants.' I suppose I never actually thought about what those words mean."

Granny looked at the man that was lying on the floor "How long do you think she's been waiting for him?" Granny asked. The girl must know what wanting love is like.

"Decades," they heard the gruff, deep voice again. Jack started standing up, he sighed in what they thought was disappointment, "I still have one leg don't I?" he said, not very thrilled about it, "You know," he started hobbling to the alcohol behind the counter, the metal that was replacing his leg clicking against the marble of the floor, "Regina would take my stub from me and say: 'Where can you find a one legged Jack? Where you left him.' And she always though that it was funny but I was the one hopping after her," he started pouring himself a generous amount of whiskey, "I heard someone's body caught up with their heart," he then turned to Regina and placed his hand on her hip with a sad but loving look. As soon as his hand was touching her, she began to thaw.

Everyone stared in wonder at how the Evil Queen's supposed true love made her start to thaw with only a touch. Jack murmured something then looked at Regina's frozen face, he smiled and leaned down. With each centimetre he got closer, Regina's face started to thaw; little droplets ran down her face. Just before Jacks lips lowered to her, the last piece of ice left and you could see her full blue and purple lips.

She was cold, oh so cold, swimming through dreams of her past. But then, she felt warms, and could taste something, something like… apples? With Whiskey! And she could smell… freshness, mud, musk, whiskey and something unique! It's Jack!

She could feel the warms spread throughout her whole body and she could finally open her heavy lids.

"Ello Lovey," she heard a deep sultry voice with an accent that still does things to her, she whimpered, "Now, now, not in front of everyone," Jack said, she looked at his shiny green eyes. A violent shiver ripped through her petite form, she felt a muscular arm wrap around and under her hip and then another grip her below knees, then she felt Jacks warm chest press against her, she snuggled into him and let out a content sight.

"Mmm, love you," she said sleepily.

The people in the diner watched as their great and terrible Evil Queen snuggled closer into Jacks embrace and let him carry her home.