Scorpion's perfect woman.
A test created by Raiden®. For the protectors and champions of Earthrealm.
Answers given by Hanzo Hasashi, while trying to keep his wraith form, Scorpion, away from the test.
Important Questions.
1. Are you single?
■ – I'm single and ready to mingle.
/Scorp: Have you forgotten about our beautiful wife?
Hanzo: OUR wife?! She was MY wife and I lost her ages ago.
I still cherish the memory for her but it's time to let go./
□ – Yes, and I intend on staying single.
■ – I had a wife once.
/Scorpion here.
Hanzo: Get off this test, right now! I am not you anymore!
Scorp: You can never escape from me!/
□ – I'm in a relationship with myself.
2. Are you attracted to women?
■ – Uhh, yes?
/Hanzo: Why else would I be doing this test, Raiden?/
□ – I swing both ways.
□ – I'm secretly in love with Kuai.
/Scorp: I will cut that Lin Kuei scum!
Hanzo: We're actually pals now so no killing, please.
Scorp: Have you completely lost your mind?
Hanzo: YES, AND DISCUSSING MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS WITH YOU PROVES IT!/
3. Which of the women from the MK Tournaments have
you previously fallen for?
□ – Mileena.
/Hanzo and Scorp, at the same time: Ew, no./
□ – Sonya.
■ – Kitana.
/Hanzo: Let's say I admired her fighting style and spirit./
□ – Tanya.
□ – Sindel.
The Looks.
1. What is your perfect woman's weight?
□ – Skinny.
□ – Normal weight/fit.
■ – Curvy, with beautiful shapes.
□ – Muscular.
2. How tall would you like her to be?
■ – Doesn't matter.
□ – Above 5'7 (175 cm)
□ – 5'2/5'6 (160/170 cm)
3. What is her hair color?
■ – Black, dark brown.
/Scorp: Just like the hair of our beloved wife…
Hanzo: Could you stop ruining this test for me?
Scorp: Boo hoo, are you gonna cry?/
□ – Blond or golden brown.
□ – White.
□ – Red.
4. What is her hairstyle like?
□ – Short and punky.
□ – Bob cut.
□ – Braided.
■ – Long, wavy hair.
5. What color are her eyes? /up to 2 answers/
■ – Green or blue.
□ – Red or yellow.
□ – Chocolate brown.
□ – Black/white.
6. What is her skin color?
□ – Revenant tan.
□ – Brown or dark.
□ – Yellow, gray.
■ – Fair skin.
/Scorp: Ah, Kana.. I miss her smooth skin. Don't you, Hanzo?
Hanzo: … I do./
7. What kind of lips does she have?
□ – Full lips.
□ – Small.
■ – Normal.
Her Character.
8. What are her hobbies? /up to four answers/
■ – Helping me train the new fighters at the Shirai Ruy temple.
□ – Fighting, training.
■ – Reading.
□ – Ruling her kingdom.
□ – Trying to raise our child.
/Hanzo: This is getting out of hand, Scorpion!
Scorp: It has gotten out of hand many years ago, Hanzo./
□ – I have no idea.
■ – Cooking.
□ – Trying to kill me.
9. What type of personality does she have? /up to three answers/
□ – Emotionless, rude.
■ – The strongest and bravest fighter I have ever seen.
□ – Cute and romantic.
□ – Hot-headed and fiery.
■ – Extremely knowledgeable and beautiful.
/Scorp: Yes, she wa…
Hanzo: SHUT UP, SCORPION! One more comment and I'm gonna drag your
sorry ass back to the Netherrealm!
Scorp: Yes, Hanzo, I can see the fire in your eyes!/
10. Is she older than or younger than you?
□ – Younger, maybe two-three years.
■ – I'm not saying.
□ – She's older.
□ – Approximately my age.
11. What is her occupation?
■ – She is an assassin.
□ – She is a housewife.
□ – She's a writer.
■ – She fights the bad guys.
12. Does she have a motto? /choose one answer/
□ – Sure she does. I just don't know it.
■ – Maybe 'Live today to fight tomorrow'?
□ – No, she doesn't.
13. From 1 to 10 how much does she love you?
□ – 0, she hates my guts.
□ – 1 to 4, maybe?
□ – 4 to 7, in love with me.
■ – 7 to 10, head over heels.
14. And how much do YOU love her?
■ – I can't love anyone else than my wife, Kana. /Scorp was here./
■ – I'm falling for her quite quickly.
/Hanzo here.
Scorp: Well we can't be both here, answering the questions, can we?
Hanzo: For the first time, I actually agree with you./
□ – She's fine.
□ – I don't want to answer that question.
Your relationship.
16. Where would you take her on your first date? /two answers/
■ – The Shirai Ruy temple. /Scorp: Boooooring!/
□ – To watch a Star Wars movie.
□ – For a coffee.
□ – I'm broke, I can't take her anywhere.
■ – To Japan.
17. She seems to be upset. What would you do if she starts crying? /two answers/
□ – Hold her tight and make everything better for her.
■ – Become Scorpion and kill everyone.
/Scorp: Haha, hell yeah!/
■ – Take my face off and reveal my skull on fire in an attempt to make her laugh.
/Scopr: Omg, this answer is even better than the one above!/
□ – I would probably start crying too.
18. The most perfect woman in the world comes to you and
says she loves you. Your reaction will be…
■ – 'I love you too, Kana! Marry me!'
/Hanzo: I can't believe Raiden sometimes. He can be such a prick.
Scorp: I was the one that made him change some of the answers
so you could turn into me out of anger…
Hanzo: WHAT?! WHEN?! Shouldn't I be aware of this?
I mean, we share the same body…
Scorp: According to psychology, people with Dissociative Identity Disorder
don't know about their other personalities.
Hanzo: Oh, very informative, thank you./
□ – I don't know what my reaction will be.
□ – I'll run?
19. What is your favorite sex position?
/Hanzo: Not answering this one.
Scorp: Ooh, why not, is it something kinky?/
□ – The one where you are behind her and you're spooning.
■ – I just like sex.
□ – The classical positions.
19. You are going to be a father…
□ – YES! I want lots of kids.
■ – Well, it's a bit too late for that but ok.
□ – I'm too young/old to be a father.
The End.
This test was brought to you by your friendly Earthrealm protector Raiden, The Thunder God.
Unfortunately, we couldn't identify the perfect woman for you based on your answers.
It seems that your opinion is ambivalent which makes you unsure of what your 'type' is.
Maybe you should learn how to accept and love yourself first and then try to find the love of your life.
Thank you for participating.