I hope every one had a good Christmas :) Anyway I hope this chapter is some good. I was up to two o clock in the morning writing it out and I would like to say thank you! For reveiwing and liking my story. I know for fact that if I don't finish this then my best friend would attack me like a spider monkey. Anyway enjoy!


"That fat, big nosed bastard!" James screeched as he threw the bedside lamp against the wall. Carlos and Logan were hiding in a corner ducking the many objects that the brunette had gotten his hands on. Kendall in particular, was trying his best to get to his brunette love but whenever anyone got remotely close to the brunette he would swing not caring who he hit.

"James!" Kendall hollered as another object was thrown against the wall. Mama Knight and Katie had been ushered out of the room by Logan hoping that they wouldn't endure the Diamond wrath.

"I hate him! Gustavo you ignorant asshole!" James hollered as he picked up his cell phone and threw it at the wall; the blackberry smashing into pieces. Kendall stared at Logan and Carlos and they both nodded. Logan, fearing for his life, straightened up, walking over he placed a hand on James' shoulder.

"H-Hey James—"Burning hazel eyes turned on him and Logan squeaked as the taller male loomed over him. He turned a terrified gaze to Kendall and the blonde nodded before Logan turned back to his band mate.

"J-James…we all know how Gustavo can be but please calm down, he didn't mean to call you a talentless whore." Kendall sighed as Logan just made the brunette angrier, he and Carlos had to make their move and quick or James was going to hurt the brains of their little group.

And they did not need a broken Logan.

"Are you taking up for him?" James hissed making Logan regret what he said.

"W-Well…k-kind—no..." Without hesitation, James swung at Logan making the shorter male let out a high pitched scream but Carlos had ran and tackled the boy to the ground so the only person that received the blow was Kendall. In haste, Kendall had jumped over Carlos and Logan to tackle James onto the bed but he did not see the backhand that James had intended for Logan to strike his love to the ground. Carlos and Logan stood in shock as Kendall kneeled on the ground; cradling his now bruising jaw.

James huffed, his cheeks red from anger as he glared at Kendall.

"Serves you right." Kendall spit out blood, and watched as his boyfriend stormed out of the bedroom, then after that they heard the door to the apartment slam shut.

Logan ran to the kitchen to get ice and Carlos helped his friend to the bathroom to rinse his mouth out with warm water.

"Wow, I never had seen James that upset before. Not even when Gustavo told him he had no talent." Kendall nodded his head but he knew that Gustavo had crossed the line. Kendall had tried to play peace maker and only made James turn on him and damn!

That hit he was given hurt like a bitch!

Logan came into the bathroom and pressed the ice to Kendall's jaw. Kendall groaned as he felt the pressure on his cut gum but allowed Logan to push him into the living room. Seating himself down onto the orange sofa he kept the cold to his cheek as Logan and Carlos came and sat with him.

"So…where do you think James has gone?" Carlos piped up after a few minutes of awkward silence. Kendall shrugged his shoulders, his green eyes blazing in anger and Logan looked nervous. He wished that Gustavo would learn how to keep his mouth shut but it seems that the man had it out for James ever since they had come L.A.

Two hours earlier…

"Dr. Kula, do you think that you could come and…huh? Oh yeah, you see we have to tell our record producer and his assistant….yes, well yeah Griffin has to be here…what? No he has talked about destroying you….I-I mean he hasn't! Please…really? Okay thanks! See you in a few—oh, it's the Palm Woods hotel, room 2J. Sure, thanks!"

Kendall laid his cell phone down as he happily skipped into his and James' bedroom, yes he skipped. Mama Knight had called Kelly and Gustavo and they were on their way up with Griffin. Pushing open the door, Kendall made his way in only to see James' staring down at his belly in the mirror.

"Hey baby…whatcha doing?" Kendall said as he sauntered up behind the taller male and rested his hands on his hips. James pouted as he rested his hands on the small baby bump he had. Kendall smiled at him in the mirror as his love continued to rub his hands over his belly. James had gained at least twenty pounds but Dr. Kula only told the blonde knowing how dramatic James would be.

The twenty pounds wasn't even baby fat. Dr. Kula said that since the male's body structure was not made to support carrying a child, a female had an extra layer of fat around her belly just for pregnancy so James' body was putting on extra weight to support the baby. The brunette didn't know this of course; he thought he was just getting fat.

"Did you call the doctor?" James asked as he pulled his shirt down. Kendall pressed a kiss to his neck and nodded.

"Yup, she should be here soon. Kelly, Gustavo and Griffin are coming too so get ready for the non-believers."

James pouted; he did not feel like dealing with the very loud and very fat producer.

"Kendall! James! Everyone is here!" Mama Knight hollered from the living room. Kendall gripped his love's hands and led him into the room where they Dr. Kula speaking with Kelly, a smirking Griffin and his body guard and Gustavo.

"DOGS! Can you give me a good reason on why I am here in your apartment WHEN I SHOULD BE DOWN IN THE STUDIO MAKING MUSIC?"

Kendall felt James' grip tightened and the brunette's ears had started to turn red from anger.

Kendall pushed James behind him, trying to keep the brunette's temper in check.

"Well Gustavo—"

"Mr. Rocque I believe that is why I am here. Hello, my name is Josie Kula. I am James' doctor." Gustavo stared down at the brunette woman through his sunglasses and then began to open his mouth to say something but Griffin interrupted him.

"Gustavo! I understand that she is here to tell us why James has been acting strange lately so…sit." Griffin said in his usually cheery voice. Gustavo looked at Kelly and the dark skinned female pointed to the couch making the fat man sit down. Kelly followed suit and sat down beside her boss while James and Kendall made their way over to stand in front of them while Dr. Kula prepared her documents.

"You guys finally have the answer to why pretty boy has been throwing fits more than usual?" Kelly said as she watched Carlos and Logan enter the room with Mama Knight and Katie. Jennifer went and sat at the kitchen table with Katie right beside her while Carlos and Logan went and stood beside their two friends.

"Whatever the reason the dog has for being a pain, better be a good one because one more outburst from him and I'm going to tear up his contract." Gustavo said as he glared at James.

James clenched his jaw; this fat bastard has been at him for the past three months and he was tired of it. Kendall placed a comforting hand on his boyfriend's lower back and massaged it gently.

Dr. Kula sighed as she went and handed Kelly and Gustavo two pictures. Gustavo made a face and Kelly stared at the picture.

"What is this?" She asked as she eyed the photo. Gustavo held it out and gazed at it before he held it up to the light.

"Mr. Rocque no matter how many ways you look at it, it is still the same thing." Dr. Kula said as she began to open up a document. Clearing her throat she began to talk.

"Miss Wainwright, that picture that you hold in your hand is an ultrasound picture. My patient is about two months and a week pregnant when that picture was taken." Kelly and Gustavo gazed at her, dumbstruck to the information that she had just given them.

"You see my patient has been having very wild mood swings due to the pregnancy. James come here please." The brunette stepped up and Dr. Kula pulled him to her and pulled up his shirt. The brunette blushed a bright red and Kelly and Gustavo just stared. Taking her index finger, she ran her hands along James' belly making the brunette shiver from her cold fingers.

"James has put on about twenty pounds of pure fat," The brunette let out a shriek of terror, "the reason for this is because he needs this fat to help the baby. His body is not made for carrying children."

"Wait…you're saying that James is pregnant?" Kelly asked as she rose from her seat; the ultra sound picture in her hand.

"Exactly, Miss Wainwright. James is two months pregnant with Mr. Knight's child. But he is a rare case indeed, you see he is a herma—"Before she could finish her sentence Gustavo broke out into a loud roar of laughter. Griffin stood calmly next to the man and watch in wicked amusement as the doctor's face twisted in anger.

"You-You expect me to believe that-that dog is pregnant? Don't make me laugh!" With that said Gustavo fell back into fits of laughter again. Kelly rolled her eyes before she pinned the boys with her gaze.

"Guys, this has to be some sort of prank?" Kelly asked but the boys just stared at her. The dark haired woman raised an eyebrow as she stared at the band.

"Oh my God, you're serious?" She asked. Kendall shrugged his shoulders and Dr. Kula began again; handing Kelly the millions of tests that they had done, the ultra sounds, urine samples, blood samples and multiple others.

"As you can see, James has ovaries here, leading to-hold on what's this?" Dr. Kula held up the picture of James' ultra sound.

"Well, how did he get pregnant? When guys…well you know. Don't they stick em' in the butt?" Carlos asked. Dr. Kula was silent for a moment before she gasped. James stared at her with his brow creased; looking over her shoulder he stared at the ultra sound of his body.

"Um…doc, is everything okay?"

"James…did it ever occur to you that you may have…more than one hole?" Everyone stared at the woman as if she had grown a second head. Dr. Kula quickly pointed out the thing that she had found.

"You see here? This is the anus, this is to the penis and this…this is leading to the womb that your body has created. James…your body has created some sort of…um…birth canal the same way a female has a vagina." James' hazel eyes widened in shock along with Kendall's as they digested this information.

Logan gaped at the woman," T-That's impossible!"

"I know! I know! B-But-oh my! James you have to come to my office so I can check this immediately! I have never seen such a rare and more…extraordinary case of pregnancy please, now!" Dr. Kula reached and gripped the taller brunette's wrist and without second thought started to race towards the door of the apartment, her heels 'click clacking' against the floor.

"Hold on." Griffin said as he stepped in front of the woman; Dr. Kula looked up at him in anger but Griffin only smiled at her.

"Please, Miss Josie, you promised to explain and you will do just that. Remember that talk we had." Dr. Kula sighed as she released James from her grasp. Collecting her documents she went back over and cleared her throat.

"Well yes, Kendall and James had sex as you know…and well with this new discovery that I found, instead of having anal sex, it seems that James has some sort of opening connecting to a womb, which allowed him to become impregnated. Thus, I will have to do more testing and examinations to find out how this happened."

Mama Knight stood from her seat at the table and walked over to the doctor. Holding the younger woman with her gaze he gave her a hard stare.

"Are you sure that this information will be disclosed? If anybody finds out—"

"I assure you, Misses Knight, that I have no desire to tell anyone of this." Jennifer nodded her head as she walked over and rubbed Kendall on the shoulder as her stunned son rubbed a hand over his face. Logan, who had disappeared, reappeared with an anatomy book; his had sweat on his brow as he tore through the pages of the book.

"There is no scientific proof that this is POSSIBLE! How can this happen!?" He screamed as he ripped out a page of the male anatomy and shoved it in James' face.

"This is not POSSIBLE!" The shorter male screeched. Carlos walked over and slowly pulled Logan away from the taller male. Ushering him to sit next to Gustavo he patted those spikes that Logan usually wear in his hair. James fell to his knees as he clutched at the shirt over his belly; biting at his lip he tried to process the information that he was just given.

He had a vagina? Well not really but he was close to having one. So was he a guy or a girl or what?

"But Doctor? Shouldn't there be a reason behind James' condition? The guys said that they played hockey back in Minnesota so there could be proof that he has a rare disorder." Kelly tried.

"Disorder? You call that a disorder?" Kendall said as he finally snapped out of his shock.

"Well Kendall, what would you call it?"

"My boyfriend has a vagina! I turned away from vagina to end up going back to one with a male body!" Jennifer frowned as she pulled Kendall by his ear. Kelly helped James up from the floor and he turned angry hazel eyes on his blonde boyfriend.

"How can you say that? How in the hell can you accept me getting pregnant but not this?" He asked his voice breaking. Kendall pulled away from his mother as he clenched his fists.

"I never said that I accepted it! I just deal with it considering I love you b-but this is too much!"

"Kendall!" James hollered as the blonde began to walk away. He ran forward and snatched Kendall by the shirt but the blonde pushed James away from him. Dr. Kula sighed as she wiped at her face; the pressure of all of this was finally making both boys break.

"HOLD IT DOG!" Gustavo yelled as Kendall paused in mid step. Everyone turned to stare at the pudgy music director as he made his way over to the two boys. Kendall was red in the face from anger and James was near tears.

"Look, just make James get rid of this thing so we can finish the second album. Because, I do not take any of this seriously." He said as he pointed a finger to everyone around the room. Through his shades he stared at Kendall and James.

"What makes you think, that you would get this…talentless whore pregnant?" Gustavo stated being ignorant of the words that had just left his mouth.

"How can you say that Gustavo?" Kelly said as she walked over to her boss. Gustavo took his finger and motioned to James' figure.

"I mean look at him, he is the definition of phoney. I knew I should have left you back in Minnesota and only brought Kendall here." Before Mama Knight could call out to him James had tackled Gustavo to the floor in blind fury. Kendall ran forward and tried to pull the brunette off of their music producer but James had a tight hold on the gold chain.

"You asshole!" James screeched as he twisted the chain, choking Gustavo. Kelly tried to pull his hands away but James only spat and cursed at the older man. Gustavo tried to move his hands to push the taller male off of him but only found out that it was futile as James was out for blood.

"Guys! Help!"

Carlos and Logan ran forward; grabbing ahold of Kendall they tried to pull James away but the brunette was hell bent of chocking Gustavo to death.

"James, let him go! He can't breathe!" Kelly pushed at the brunette's chest over Gustavo but James turned burning hazel eyes on her and took his forearm and pushed her back against the wall. She fell against the wall with a 'thud' as she watched the boys struggle to get James under control.

"You stupid, ugly, ignorant bastard! I am not a whore!"

It had taken them a good thirty minutes to pull James from Gustavo with no help from Griffin and his body guard. The CEO was too busy sitting on the couch with Katie eating . Kula and Mama Knight tended to Kelly making sure that she did not harm herself in anyway while Kendall lifted James' by the waist and carried him out of the room.

But before he was carried out, James took his boot covered foot and planted it in the man's side.

Kendall wasn't sure what happened after that but his mother had told him that Kelly talked Gustavo out of pressing charges. Carlos and Logan entered the room to check on their friend, they told Kendall that Gustavo was still thinking about replacing James even though Kelly said he wouldn't.

The music producer refused to apologize and James wouldn't either so until they saw eye to eye then there was going to be no more recording. Kendall ran a hand through his bangs as he thought it over.

Tomorrow James would go see Dr. Kula to check what exactly was happening with his body and she had also called for his medical records from Minnesota.

"Kendall, did you really mean what you said about James and the baby?" Carlos asked quietly knowing his friend possibly had a headache.

"No, I didn't…I was just shocked that's all." Carlos nodded his head accepting the answer he was given. Logan rubbed a hand through his hair.

"You know that Gustavo could have possible damage to his wind pipe and a possible broken rib?" Kendall's green eyes stared at his friend.

"Broken rib?"

"From how hard James had kicked him, those boots that he had on were steel toe boots." Carlos winced at the thought. He was surprised that Gustavo was talked so easily out of pressing charges, probably because he didn't want to face Brooke. But Gustavo did rile up the brunette and with those wild mood swings that James were having he wasn't surprised that the boy had snapped.

"Yeah and? Gustavo deserved it for calling him a whore." Kendall snarled. Logan sighed as he leaned back against the cushions of the couch.

"But Kendall be reasonable, how on earth did this happen? I mean, yeah, you have cases of hermaphrodites out there everywhere but James being one? Too good to be true."

"Logan, James does have a penis if that's what you're saying and he has bal—"

"I know! Jesus, but Kendall don't you ever think about how we are finding out about this now?"

"Well yeah but James didn't know himself."

"Are you sure that he didn't know?"

Kendall's green eyes sparkled in wonder as he stared at Logan; Carlos watched the two for a few moments as Kendall shifted in his seat.

"What are you saying Logan?"

"All I'm saying is that James could have known, but like all hermaphrodites could have been told that his female bits were nonfunctional. He knew that he had them but he thought that they didn't work."

Kendall let out a frustrated sigh; he was tired of hearing about this hermaphrodite business. He had just been told earlier that day that his boyfriend has a birth canal somewhere near his butt. This was too much to think about and plus his jaw was throbbing.

"But if James knew, then why would he not tell us?" Carlos asked.

"Maybe he was embarrassed, think about it, love. A guy like James has his reputation for breaking hearts and being a player. Think about what something like that would do."

"Yeah you're right. Sorry."

"No problem. You were just curious."

Kendall raised an eyebrow as he saw the tender gaze that Logan gave Carlos. He had heard what Logan said but did he imagine it or did he hear right?

Love. Love.

Logan had called Carlos his love. Kendall's gaze shifted to Carlos as he blushed and looked away from the other teen. Something was up.

"Um, Logan you called Carlos love." Kendall stated watched the braniac stutter and blush. Carlos fidgeted in his seat as Logan let out a nervous laugh.

"No I didn't, I said 'LOS. You know CarLOS." He giggled again as he turned from the blonde biting at his nails.

"…No. I'm pretty sure I heard love." Kendall knew what he had heard; he and James had called each other enough lovey dovey nicknames to know what one sounded like. The blonde continued his thought process when he remembered what Camille said about Logan loving someone else then it hit him.

"Oh. My. God. You and Carlos are dating!"