Prompt: If Hisana were to actually take Gin up on one of his offers for sex, what would he do? (submitted by lunarlegend11 on tumblr)
In an AU where Byakuya and Hisana never got together, roughly 40 years pre-canon:
For a long moment, all Gin can do is stare incredulously. Finally, he speaks up.
"Alright, that's it. I'm takin' ya to the Fourth."
His companion has the gall to look slightly amused.
"I assure you, Ichimaru-san, that I am of perfectly sound mind and body right now," Hisana states over a cup of sake.
"You're drunk," he says flatly. Granted, she's only had one cup so far and he knows from experience that she has an impressive alcohol tolerance for someone barely 90 pounds, but there are exceptions to every rule. Hisana shrugs.
"I made my decision before I started drinking. This is just to help ensure I don't back out."
"Ya find me intimidating, Hisana-chan?" Gin can't resist asking.
"It's scientifically proven that people look better when the observer is slightly intoxicated. Even you, Ichimaru-san," Hisana replies without missing a beat.
"Mm." His smile turns slightly sharp. "I don't suppose all this has anything ta do with the fact that Kuchiki Byakuya just got engaged, does it? Nice girl; rich, beautiful—a noble, of course. I hear his family is overjoyed."
Hisana doesn't flinch—no, her reactions are far too controlled for that—but her breathing hitches for the briefest fraction of a second before she regains her composure.
"Of course not. I am very happy for him," she says, in the tone of someone who's repeated those words over and over again in the hopes that it might make them come true.
"You can be happy for someone and sad for yourself at the same time, ya know," he says, tilting his head to the side.
Hisana glances away in reply, almost visibly withdrawing before his eyes as she downs the last of her sake and stands up from the table.
"I see that this isn't something that you are amenable to. Very well, I'll see if I can find someone else—"
Faster than she can register, he reaches up and grasps her wrist, freezing her in place.
"Sit down," he orders, voice hard. At her startled wince, he realizes that he's squeezing her wrist tightly enough to bruise and quickly releases his hold, motioning for her to take a seat.
"Sit down," he repeats, gentling his tone. "I didn't say I wasn't going to agree."
"But you—"
"You want to feel wanted, right?" He interrupts, looking at her knowingly. "Needed, desired…that's why ya came ta me tonight."
"And do you?" Hisana asks quietly, glancing up at him through her eyelashes. "Want me, that is."
He opens his eyes fully, taking her in. There's something strikingly vulnerable in her right now—in her words, her tone, her posture.
"I'd be a fool not to," he says, and it comes out more honestly than he'd intended.
He's never been able to resist vulnerability, something he knows Hisana is well aware of. After all, she's the same way.
A flicker of relief flashes across her face before she manages to hide it behind a cheeky smile.
"So," she winks at him. "Your place or mine?"
"If both your eyes close, it's called blinking, not winking," he says mildly.
"Oh, shut up," Hisana scowls.
"Also, I don't warrant a better pick-up line? That one's so overused," he continues, amused.
"I've already convinced you to sleep with me; I don't need to get creative," Hisana points out.
"I dunno, Hisana-chan, my feelings might be too wounded to continue—"
"Are you going to be like this all night?" She asks, exasperated.
"'All night'? My, my, somebody sure is eager," he smirks at her. Hisana simply shakes her head in reply.
"Seriously, isn't there any way to shut you up?"
"Well, normally I wouldn't consent to bein' gagged on the first date but with you, I might just make an exception—"
"Don't tempt me."
*insert long sex scene here*
"I look like I've been mauled," Hisana says, clicking her tongue in annoyance as she glances down at her body. "What is it with you and biting?"
"I didn't hear ya complainin' five minutes ago," Gin replies, and he doesn't even try to keep the smugness out of his tone. "Then again, I doubt ya were in a state ta really notice much, given that you were in the process of coming on my cock for the fifth t–"
A pillow comes flying at his face, cutting the rest of his sentence off.
"I was there, you don't need to remind me," Hisana hisses, her face tomato-red.
"Oh come on, don't be embarrassed," Gin coos, openly smirking now. "Tell me, was it good for you? How would you rate my performance? Would you recommend to a friend?"
"This was a mistake," Hisana mutters to herself, covering her face with her hands.
"Probably. But you enjoyed yourself, didn't ya?" He asks, smiling crookedly. Hisana lets out a startled laugh, and looks down at her hands.
"Yes. Yes, I did." She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear. "You know, it feels weird to say this because it's us, but–" A flicker of movement in the corner of the room catches their attention, and Hisana frowns as a hell butterfly flutters over to her.
"That's Byakuya's," she murmurs, stiffening. "I should go, it might be urgent–"
"Still at Kuchiki's beck and call, I see," Gin says, abruptly annoyed.
"He's my best friend; of course I'm going to be there for him if he needs me," Hisana answers distractedly, yanking on her shihakusho with one hand and using healing kido to erase all signs of their earlier…activities with the other. In any other situation, he might have appreciated that kind of efficiency.
"Oh and before I forget, we need to meet up at some point to organize that joint presentation at the Academy next month. And don't worry, I'll send a couple new recruits over later today to repair the garden wall by the Fifth's barracks," she adds, slipping her shoes on. "I think that's everything? Ah well, if I forgot something, I'll just send over a hell butterfly to you later–"
"What were ya going ta say earlier? Before we were interrupted," Gin cuts in, voice coming out a little sharper than intended.
"Ah." Hisana pauses in the middle of tying her hair up into a bun. "I suppose I just wanted to say that you made me feel better. About myself, I mean." She takes a deep breath. "I wasn't…I don't know what I was expecting, but…last night, I was in a state of mind where I would have let you do almost anything to me," she says finally, words ringing with a kind of quiet sincerity. "Thank you for not taking advantage of that."
"Anytime," he says after a pause, his earlier spike of irritation fading. Winking at her, he leers, "Believe me, it was a pleasure."
Hisana rolls her eyes, shoving at him lightly before heading out the door.
"If your eyes are squinted shut to begin with, it doesn't count as winking either!" She calls out over her shoulder.
Shaking his head, Gin crosses his arms behind his head and leans back, a content smile on his lips.
Maybe he'll head over to the Fourth later today, he decides. Granted, it was a bit early to begin working on that presentation but…well, there was nothing wrong with getting a head start for once.
*Roughly one month later*
Tenshi no Tsubasa blinks once, slowly, the expression on her face confirming just how screwed Hisana is at this moment.
"Well then. I suppose congratulations are in order," she says tonelessly, voice carefully neutral. In response Hisana lets out a strangled sound, not sure whether she wants to laugh or cry.
"Years," she says wildly. "Decades, even. That's how long it takes most people, and that's with assisting medication. For this to occur by natural means, by complete accident, on the first try is almost unheard of!"
"And yet, it makes sense, in a twisted way. It's a little similar to achieving shikai right? After all, that's supposed to be something that takes years of hard work, and yet both of you achieved it in near-record time," Tenshi says tightly.
Hisana briefly debates banging her head against a tree until she knocks herself out and achieves blissful unconsciousness.
"That's spiritual prowess! This is biology!" She wails, covering her face with her hands.
There's a long moment of silence, during which both of them contemplate just how fucked up her life is right now.
"What are you going to do?" Tenshi asks, voice subdued.
"First of all, I'm going to try to eat something, because I'm starving and I haven't kept anything down all day. And then…" She hesitates, her hands falling to her abdomen. It's early enough that she can make this all just…go away. She has the skill to do it herself– no one would even need to know.
But then, she already knows that that isn't an option for her.
"Then, I'm going to go straight to Unohana-taicho and request a prolonged vacation," Hisana finishes, peering down at her stomach.
"Troublesome. Just like your father," she whispers.
One thing was for certain, though. This definitely changed things.
A/N: Basically-
Gin: Yukimura Hisana means absolutely nothing to me.
Person: Oh, so you wouldn't mind if I asked her o-
Gin: *Kill Bill Sirens*
Hisana: *chooses Gin bc he's like allergic to feelings and thus there is minimal chance of things getting messy and complicated*
Hisana: *accidentally activates Gin's possessive side*
Hisana: *accidentally ends up freaking pregnant with Gin's child*
Hisana: haha shit