I was leaning against the wall of the bullhead, sitting on the floor. I was trying to, at that moment, doze off and sleep through my hangover, due to my friends from Arcadia coming with me to Vale. They decided it would be a good idea to see me off with a night of partying. The reason to celebrate? Me, Joan Arc, making into Beacon Academy, the Hunters Academy, of which has a student body ratio of two males to every thirty females, and over a thousand males and females to one futanari.

Anyways, they wished me luck with a toast of whiskey, before we started to take shots of vodka and rum. Then, I met 2-3 women - I couldn't remember at the time the number, due to double vision - and I offered to pay for their drinks after they told me that they had a really bad breakup, though they only met in Vale recently. Thanking me, they ordered something called Sanguine's Bane. Deciding why the hell not, I ordered one too. The rest of the night was a blur.

I woke up the next morning in a bed that's wasn't mine, in an apartment that's wasn't mine, and next to a white haired woman and a raven haired woman. We were all three naked. Getting out of bed, going to the bathroom and getting dressed, I realized I was going to be late if I didn't hurry back to my apartment, get my stuff, and hurry to the docks.

I quickly wrote a note down to the two women, which apologized for leaving, explaining why I was leaving, and gave them my scroll number. I mean, why wouldn't I leave my number for two sexy women?

Anyways, here I was, finishing off a nasty concoction of Midol and coffee. It did not help, at all. My migraine was the size of Atlas' military forces, or the number of incompetent huntsmen in Vacuo, when I was poked twice on the side.

Slowly lifting my head, I saw a teen girl with long black hair that had a single streak of pink, wearing dark green robes that clung a bit to her modest body. Her pink eyes - same color as the streak - looked me over. She was honestly very beautiful, and I wouldn't mind waking up to her in the mornings.

"Yes?" I asked tiredly, my throat dry.

"Midol won't help if your hangover is as bad as I think it is. Trust me, I know. My girlfriend, though she'll never admit we're together, is a heavy drinker if she's not hyped up on enough sugar to kill a Goliath in a second"

I rubbed my tired eyes and sighed. "Thanks…"

She looked closer at me, eyes narrowed as she stared into my eyes. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, I moved back. I mean, yeah, she's beautiful and all, but she said herself that she had a girlfriend. Even if she didn't, I wouldn't want to be so close to her, as it looked like she was about to either stab me or help me.

"Sanguine's Bane?" She asked as she pulled back. When I nodded, she sighed and reached into her jacket and pulled out a small jar of what looked to be red syrup. "Your this into your coffee. It's mixed with special herbs that help with almost any headache. Should help with hangover induced ones" she said as she smiled.

I smiled back and thanked her before extending my hand. "Joan Arc"

To which she took and shook, her smile getting a bit wider. "Lie Rin"

And then another young woman with red-orange hair pops up from behind her, like a cartoon character coming from behind a lamp post or table leg. "And Nora!" She exclaimed, startling Rin and making me wince. The new girl, Nora, was slightly chubby around her waist, but was, as modern kids would say - I don't use modern slang, even though I'm part of the modern generation - thicc in thighs and ass. Again, I wouldn't mind waking up to her.

This'll be a pain in the ass if I'm on a team with these two. Not only would they most likely argue, but I would have to hold back my urges…

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Oh, wait. Nevermind about the arguing part, they just started kissing. Dammit, now I'm hard…