It was now tomorrow and around 5 o'clock. Izuku's alarm rang its shit off to wake some asshole pussies. Normally would've Izuku cried himself to consciousness like he cries himself to sleep but not this time. It was because he was super duper excited about the day. He knew that meeting bAll might and get his assistance to become a better hero will beat the fact the he skips school. Izuku was never a popular kid at school since he was born pussy uuh quirkless. Not to mention his ultimate best friend K-chan the douche which is also his bububully (insert studder).
So, in the most peaceful way possibly Izuku awoken and opened the large eyes that are highly intimidating. When the eyes finally fully opened he got surprise by All Might standing like the handsome man he is to greet the faggot.
- Good morning young Midoriya, he started with an awfully annoying enthusiasm.
- Good morning All Might, Izuku said veery uncomfortably. Can I ask you why you're only wearing speedos?
As a reaction All Might bent over to investigate if Izuku's statement was true, which it was!
- Oh, I couldn't find my flawless suit this morning, he explained himself. Shall you maybe eat breakfast to start with.
- Okay if you say so, Izuku said. You want breakfast too?
- Nah, I'm ok, All Might answered. You see, your mother gave me a reeeaal good one last night so I'm fine.
- My mother?! Izuku panicked. And it's not healthy eating at nighttime like that! You should be ashamed.
- Just shut up lil brat and eat your goddamn breakfast, All might said.
- Geez…, Izuku mittered for himself like the teenager he is.
Izuku made his way to the KITCHEN which was in his house. He couldn't see his mom there, but she had made him some waffles that was nicely warm and perfect. But before eating anything he decided to look after his mom to ask her why she started to give him food for once and care for him. He started off looking in the living room but couldn't spot her there, so he assumed that she either was in BATHROOM or BEDROOM. With a gay walking style he went to her bedroom. He could clearly see that mother was there and All might! Mother Midoriya wasn't wearing any clothes and tits were falling and burning it self in his iris. This followed by a 24% boner made not sense. Also, Izuku could see that smAll might suit was right on the floor. Izuku assumed All might was blind, might also be the reason his eyes are black and soulless.
- Already finished with breakfast? Modiriya mom asked. Well then you can start your hero training.
- Aaaalrightt finally I can use this on others! All might shouted in excitement while he grabbed a kinky whip. We start off with a jog, around 5km.
- Now? Izuku questioned. I haven't brushed mah teeth yet.
- Well too bad, All might laughed and whipped his tiny A$$.
The fag ran for his useless life, all the way to Dumpy. Sadly for Izuku it was the wrong Dumpy since he ran to All Mights house, which made his ass whopped double. After some running to Dumpy they finally arrived to the destination.
- Okay that was the warm-up! All might said with some annoying enthusiasm. If you want to handle the real stuff, the steroids, then you must pass the rest. Begin with cleaning up all the shit here like geez smell like pussy here!
- All of it? Izuku asked in confusion. This will probably take a year or so!
- Well you better start cleaning then, All might said like it was no problem. UA has their hero thing test to see if you're capable of being a hero tomorrow.
- WHAT! Izuku shrieked. This is insane! All I wanted was to get laid!
- Ha, ha, All mought snickered. I forgot to tell to tell you some important side effects with the steroids though…
- Not now dummy, Izuku said very bitchy. I have a dumpy to clean!
- I really like your determination there buddy! All mighted cheered on him.
The pussy started cleaning the Dumpy like he would clean a shitty ass. All might on the other hand was sitting in a very comfortable chair and enjoying the view. Many hours has passed when Izuku was done with the hard work.
- Give the steroids to me… Izuku said with some epic shading that hides his eyes for some drama.
- Well maybe you want to know the side effects before, All might suggested.
Grumpy Midoriya snitched the steroids from his hand and injected the super drug into his baby veins. At first there was no reaction, but short after he got seizure. Rabies were coming from mouth and he clearly felt the stds running in his blood, how intriguing.
- So before you go to the test you have to know some of the side effects, All might started saying to the still in seizure Izuku. Your sexuality will change to something else like being homosexual. Then you'll suffer from chronic STDs and you might experience some weird urges like watching gay porn or jerk off to your mama.
Midoriya was still seizuring, unable to answer, but you could see the regret form in his big eyes.
- Anyways, the test starts in 20 min so we better be going, All might said and grabbed Izuku by the balls which lead to a very inappropriate boner.
"Darn it!" Izuku thought to himself.
When they arrived, there was many people waiting for the start to test. Since Midoriya was shaking and twitching everybody took notice of him. But to make it easier for himself, All might left Izuku alone. That was when a four-eyed man approached Izuku.
- Excuse me but we people here want no rabies here because we want to be heroes and you just a lil brat disturbing our focus! He said with attitude.
Izuku wanted to cry so badly cuz that comment made him sad and he remembered why he was suicidal. Suddenly a person took a microphone so everybodu could hear him.
- We will start the test now so prepare yourselves! He said very shortly before pressing a button which opened the area they were going to use their quirk in to be heroes.
Everybody ran in to the arena except Midoriya cuz he paralyzed. His inner force made him wiggle a little so he could go forwards. Just when he finally entered a robot saw him and he wanted to kill him. A panic broke out inside of Izuku. He was ducked. The robot was as big as Mt. Lady's tits and he was going to crush him! That was when a really cool dude showed up and also a pathetic girl. The dude seemed to have some sort of ice powers while the bitch had some gravity shit. The girl tried to maneuver the robot but got hit by the dude in the face.
- Ouch! She screamed in pain. I'm no robot!
- I know, he answered with a cool and collected face. But I don't like how pathetic you are so I felt like doing it.
Then he saw that the robit tried crushing Izuku again so he interfered and kicked his ass. Midoriya looked at him and felt these fantastic feelings.
- I hope you're okay, he said and smirked. My name is Todoroki and I'm the local daddy here.
Midoriya wanted to thank him and ask him about his number because he hot but Izuku still paralyzed. Without warning he got knocked out by a flying object which made Izuku pass out.