*crying* I wish I owned Yu-Gi-Oh! IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY CAN'T I OWN YU-GI-OH?
Everyone but Atem and Angel are in their usual spots. Atem is currently on a hospital bed, while Angel is nowhere to be seen.
Mokuba: Welcome everyone to the third installment of "The Torture Show The YGO Way"! I'm your genius co-host, Mokuba Kaiba! Angel will be here later since she has some business to take care of.
Tea: Didn't she mention something about a secret project?
Mokuba: I think so.
Atem: *groans* Those fangirls sure are brutal. I almost died getting away.
Bakura: *smirks* Well I officially like Gen, anyone that enjoys making the Pharaoh miserable is alright in my book.
Mokuba: Well the first review is from BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"Hello!
Well, let's get to the point, shall we?
Yugi- I dare you to hang out with Jaden for one dare. No, this is not the dare, give me a second to tell you the dare.
I dare you to challenge Jaden to a proper rap battle and then Kaiba gets to judge on who rapped the best.
Mai- Makeover one person
Joey- I'll make you a bet. If Kaiba can make Angel fall for him in ten chapters, I'll swear off of reading or writing Puppyshipping for a month. If he can't, well...we'll get around to that. XD
Mokuba- Does Kaiba make time to have time for you?
XOXO"
Mokuba: *scratches head* Well since only Angel knows how to get people here, we'll skip that one for now.
Mai: *gets up* I know who to do. *drags Serenity away*
Joey: NYEH! A PUPPYSHIPPER! YOU'RE ON! KAIBA'S GONNA GET ANGEL IN 8 CHAPTERS!
Everyone: *face-palms* Joey...
Mokuba: That's even LESS time. And yes, Big Brother does make time for me, even if I have to lock his laptop away.
Angel: *comes in eating cookie* Hey guys, what did I miss?
Mokuba: *frowns* And you were on my case for being late...
Angel: Just tell me what to do before I get my decks.
Mokuba: Someone named Jaden needs to face Yugi in a rap battle.
Angel: Another Abridged reference, cool.
Jaden appears in a puff of red smoke. He's currently wearing his duel disk, looking like he was about to duel someone.
Jaden: *blinks* What happened to Syrus? We were gonna practice for our exam. *looks around* Yugi Muto? Seto Kaiba? Joey Wheeler? Mai Valentine? What are you all doing here? Where am I?
Angel: Long story short, you're in the past and need to face Yugi in a rap battle.
Jaden and Yugi: But I can't rap...
Angel: *groans* We'll skip that one then. Jaden feel free to leave or stay, I don't care right now.
Jaden: Cool. *sits where Atem would normally sit*
Angel: *mutters* Now we have another idiot to deal with... *normal* The second review is from Lavu Topaz:
"YAY my dare was put in so happy!
and I got another one :P
I want all of the characters(not Mokuba or Angel) to have a soccer match:) the teams will be girl's vs. boy's and the first team to score 6 goals win's but there's a catch...
all the boy's have to wear pink tutus and flats
all the girls have to wear blue shorts and t-shirts and soccer boots
and the losing team gets a pie in the face
so what do ya think cool? yeah I thought so and Kaiba you HAVE to wear the tutu no but's
well keep it up XD"
Angel: *frowns* But Mana and Tea are the only girls left since Mai is busy with Serenity. Plus the guys would outnumber them. And Atem is too injured to do any dares this chapter. *smirks* So Mana, Tea, and I will face off against three guys.
Mokuba: But you don't have to do the dare.
Angel: I like soccer, it's my favorite sport. I was on my school's girls' varsity team. So let's see, who needs to get some dares done... *smirks* Bakura, Duke, and-
Kaiba: Make me play and I will get revenge.
Angel: ... fine. Hey Jaden, wanna play soccer?
Jaden: No thanks, I prefer dueling.
Mokuba: *spins in circle and randomly points to someone* You're playing!
Kaiba: *glares* I refuse to wear a tutu.
Angel: It's that or Mokuba gives you a penalty.
Joey: And Kaiba already has one.
Angel: What?
Everyone: NOTHING!
Angel: *shrugs* Whatever. Let's get going.
The group appears at a nice soccer field. Angel, Mana, and Tea are wearing sleeveless blue uniform shirt and black shorts. Their shin guards are barely noticeable under their long white socks. Their black cleats add to the professional look. Kaiba, Bakura, and Duke are dressed like ballerinas, but are wearing cleats. Tea and Duke take up the position of goalies, Mokuba acting as referee blows the whistle to begin.
Tristan: So if they lose do we get a pie to the face as well?
Yugi: Maybe.
Joey: Should we cheer for them?
Ryou: *covers eyes* Oh my...
Yugi, Tristan, and Joey: That's gotta hurt...
Jaden: Getting hit there by the ball must hurt.
Mai: *comes in with Serenity dressed as cheerleaders* Well looks like we're on time.
Serenity and Mai: *begin to cheer* 2-4-6-8! Who do we appreciate? Angel! Angel! Angel! Who brought the tomb robber to his knees? Angel! Angel! Angel! *wave pom-poms*
Mokuba: *blows whistle* Girls win! 0-6!
Bakura and Kaiba: *glares at Duke* YOU COST US THE GAME!
Duke: I didn't want my hair to get ruined.
Angel: *smirks* Hey Kaiba, Bakura, wanna throw the first pies at Duke?
One pie-throwing marathon later...
Mokuba: That was fun!
Angel: Oh yeah! The next review is from Lucia Sennen:
"Wow! I need to create my own group of torture sometime! Anyway, I have a dare for some of you. *Eyes glint and smirks*
SETO KAIBA: I dare you to fight with Atem, Yami, or whatever he is called. Duel him, for ME as the prize! You get me as a prize, so YAY!
ATEM/YAMI/Whatever the Pharaoh's name is: DARE = FIGHT WITH SETO or DUEL HIM WITH ME FOR THE PRIZE! Plus, when you win, you get a date with me!~
Ryou: *Gives you tickets to a new movie* Be glad I'm going easy on you. Dare = Kiss Angel
Yugi: I dare you to call Bakura Kitty-boy, Kitty, Bunny rabbit-boy, and Kissy-Wissy boy. Also, here's another one: CALL HIM ANGEL'S BOYFRIEND!
Tea: I DARE YOU TO CALL ATEM/YAMI/WHATEVER THE PHARAOH'S NAME IS CUTIE PIE! :D
Until next time, bye-bye!"
Kaiba: *looks at the seriously injured pharaoh* I surrender. Go have fun on your date.
Atem: What? *is rolled out to go on his date*
Angel: Nice job pleasing the reviewers.
Mokuba: Um, look at the next dare.
Angel: What could be so-*freezes*
Ryou: *takes tickets* Thank you so much Lucia Sennen. Um, I'm afraid I can't do that second part since Angel would kill me.
Yugi: Kitty-boy are you alright?
Bakura: *growls* I'm a thief, not a kitty.
Yugi: But are you alright Kitty?
Bakura: I'M NOT A KITTY!
Yugi: Of course Bunny rabbit-boy.
Bakura: *shaking with anger* I'm not a stupid rabbit either.
Yugi: If you say so Kissy-Wissy boy.
Bakura: *looking ready to explode* Muto if you call me one more insult...
Yugi: ANGEL'S BOYFRIEND!
Everyone: *deadly silent*
Angel: *shaking with anger* Yugi.
Yugi: *looks at her* Y-Y-Yes?
Angel: *glares* Run. *chases after him with a chainsaw*
Mokuba: ... and thus why you never mess with Angel or her love life.
Tea: How can I call Atem a cutie pie of he's not here?
Serenity: We should really move on before things get worse.
Mokuba: We have a review from Mewtwomaster58:
"Those are the things I usually do, but after reading this, I have a good idea for disaster, mwhahaha! Anyway, several truths and dares below! ;)
Since I'm still overly obsessed about the three Swordsmen, let's have Alister, Valon, and Raphael join, nyeh?
Alister, I dare you to get along with Kaiba for the whole chapter! Same goes with Valon and Joey, and Raphael with Yugi and Yami.
Kaiba... be nice to everyone... for a whole chapter!
Mokuba, here's a cookie!
Er... Yugi, Yami, Joey, and Tea! Do DDR! *weirdness*
Tristan, go throw away Bakura's ring and shout, 'Go Millennium Frisbee!' as you do so :)
Bakura, do not murder Tristan for doing the afor mentioned stunt.
Ryou! *hugz* :) Had ta do that.
*hands everyone a cookie* G'night guys! Peace!~"
Mokuba: And we need more people right after Angel is gone. We'll just skip to the dares we can do without Angel.
Joey and Tea: *go play DDR*
Tristan: *throws Millennium Ring* GO MILLENNIUM FRISBEE!
Ryou: *smiles* Thank you for the hug.
Mokuba: *looks at now empty bag* Oops, I guess I was supposed to share those.
Kaiba: Well at least this is almost over.
Jaden: I should get going before Syrus sends out a search team. *runs off*
Angel: *returns with now broken chainsaw* Yugi won't be able to do dares or answer questions for a while.
A grey smoke cloud appears and leaves Valon, Alister, and Raphael behind.
Angel: Welcome to the show, you have to get along with Joey and Kaiba since Yugi and Atem are currently out.
Mokuba: The last review is from Kinakao:
"Hello!
I have a few things in mind...
1. My friend and I are re watching all of the episodes for my next installment of my story. However, every time there is a duel with Yugi, my friend yells out, "EXODIA!" I have tried to tell him the cards were thrown off a boat, but he keeps saying it. I want advice on how to get it through his head. I'd like answers from Yugi, Atem, Kaiba, and Tea.
2. Dare- Mai and Serenity trade places, clothes and all.
3. Truth- Yugi: Has being with Atem made you any more aggressive? Like...Kill people and send them to the Shadow realm on a whip aggressive?
4. Dare- Kaiba plus chicken dance. Show us your stuff.
I may have more later"
Kaiba: Hot your idiotic "friend" on the head until he realizes the truth.
Tea: *rolls eyes* Try showing them the scene where Weevil throws the cards over board until they understand.
Angel: I think they're just doing it to bug you. Friends can be like that at times.
Mai and Serenity: *leave to change clothes*
Angel: Um, wow, both of them aren't here so looks like we're skipping that one.
Kaiba: *growls* I am not wearing a chicken suit after having to wear a tutu.
Angel: *shrugs* Fair enough. JOEY GET IN THE CHICKEN SUIT!
Joey: *goes off to change* Stupid Kaiba...
Serenity: *comes back in Mai's clothes* Hey Hun.
Mai: *enters in Serenity's clothes* Hello everyone.
Angel: Nice job.
Joey: *returns in chicken costume* Where's the respect? *starts to dance*
Angel: So ends another chapter. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!