Sorry about the long wait. I STILL don't own Yu-Gi-Oh if anybody cares.
Everyone but Atem, Seto, and Angel are present in the studio. Yugi is now perfectly fine, physically at least.
Mokuba: Hey everyone, welcome to "The Torture Show the YGO Way"! I'm your co-host Mokuba. Angel, my co-hostess, is currently out along with Atem and Seto.
Mai: Our first review is from Phil the Persona Guy:
"Phil: ...
Gnome: Dude, what's wrong?
S. Phil: Let me guess, a corporate scumbag made Alice cry?
Phil: Uncontrollablely.
Gnome: Since revenge tourcher is my field of mastery, I'll do the dares today, alright?
S. Phil and Phil: Fine.
Gnome: Alright. Hello once again! I have some torture for you all... And by you all, I mean the corporate sleazebag.
Truths:
Seto: WHY WERE YOU SUCH A PRICK TO PHIL'S "SISTER" ?
Joey: What state is Domino City in?
Bakura: Why so serious? -pulls out a pocket knife- (reference for the win)
Dares:
Seto: Give Alice your jet.
Seto: Give Phil all 3 of your Blue Eyes White Dragons, Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and Blue Eyes Shinning Dragon.
Seto: Build Mokuba a car, a Ferrari X12 to be exact.
Everyone except Seto: CRANBERRY JUICE FOR EVERYONE! EXEPT THE PRICKIEST PRICK THAT EVER PRICKED!
Seto: Duel me, but this time, it shall be perfect rule shadow game!(Warning, Gnome uses the 3 god cards and you may need to look up YGO: duelist of the roses)
Yami: You vs. the Final Boss of Okami
Tea: Cookie for you, because I AM A DRAWF, AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
Phil: Seto, if you dare even LOOK at Alice, I'll kill you myself. Have a nice day!"
Mokuba: ... Wow Big Brother sure dodged a bullet this time.
Joey: We're in Japan ya goblin!
Tea: He's a dwarf, not a goblin.
Bakura: This isn't bloody Batman! You call that a knife? Well look at this! *pulls out larger knife*
Ryou: Looks like Atem avoided a deadly dare as well.
Mokuba: *hands out juice* Thanks Gnome!
Tea: *smiles* My, thank you for the cookie.
Mokuba: The second review is from neva-chanluvsmonsters101:
"gen: *insane giggle* we got the artifaaaaact~ and killed three people along the way. that was fun, we should hang out more often bakura. but, now its yami's turn *drags him to basment*
neva: *still in closet* THATS IT! *kicks door down* finally!
oh hi guys! ^-^
since gen isnt around I'll take over. like it was meant to be.
ok! sooooo:
tea- I dare you to let mai give you a makeover...*mumbles* you need one
mai- give tea a MAJOR makeover. do you're best! *thumbs up*
ok! so we're now gonna play a game! its called the pocky game! if you guys know how to play, good for you! if you dont.
rules: two partners stand in front of eachother, put to ends of a pocky stick between them and make the two bite down and get closer to eachother until...well someone opens their eyes or they kiss! but with a twist! they have to be blindfolded so they dont know who their partner is! sounds fun right? good! so the people who have to play are:
angel
seto
mai
tea
joey
tristan
mana
ryou
pair em up randomly!
ok! before I leave I need to do one last thing...
ryou- stand completely still. everyone stand away from him...*EPIC NEVA GLOMP!* I LOVE YOUUUUU! YOU ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THING ON THIS PLANET!
ok! bye!
*girly screams coming from the basement*
neva: O_o
gen: *walks out of basement slightly bloody* needed a break, torturing is tiring *walks to kitchen*
neva: *looks in basement*...dear ra...poor yami...LOL!"
Mokuba: Well you heard the lady! Mai do your thing!
Mai: *drags Tea away* Come on girl, it's time for you to shine.
Ryou: What are we going to do with half of the people listed missing?
Mana: *finishes last of pocky* Wow this stuff is good!
Mokuba: Well I guess that answers that.
Ryou: *blinks* Why is everyone backing away? *is glomped by a girl who runs off before he can speak* That was odd. *notices something* Wait, what happened to my shirt?
Serenity: I guess Angel isn't the only ninja fangirl out there.
Tristan: Our third review is from BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"NO STRIPPING? Damn you vile woman! ;)
YGO Girls- Dress up as each other!
Yugi- What's the most embarressing moment between you and Atem?
Ryou- *squeezes* I love hugging you! ;) Any advice on good driving?
Luv to all!
-Liz"
Mokuba: Does nobody care about me getting possibly scarred for life if she allowed stripping?
Mana: *drags Serenity away* Let's go!
Yugi: I would have to say the time I had to explain what a toilet was. It was a very long and awkward talk.
Ryou: *hugs back* I'm afraid I don't have any advice except be safe.
Mai, Serenity, Mana, and Tea return. Mai is dressed like Tea, Serenity is dressed like Mana, Mana is dressed like Serenity, and Tea is dressed like Mai. Tea also has extensions in her hair to make it look longer.
Mokuba: Great timing! Now it's time for the next review from ravina black:
"Ravina: cool story. I have a dare of my own. I dare angel to have my little white haired sister over for a chapter. Is that too much to ask for? Bye the way, everyone gets a piece of cake!"
Mokuba: I'm sure Angel will let it happen next chapter since she's out right now.
Yugi: I wonder if she'll be back before the end.
Angel walks in followed by a tired looking Kaiba. Both go to their usual spots as if nothing had happened.
Mokuba: Where were you?
Angel: Teaching Kaiba a lesson. Oh and Phil, your sister knows how to put a dent in Kaiba's wallet.
Mai: You were out shopping? Without me?
Angel: It was the first thing that came to mind on how Kaiba could make it up to Alice for making her cry. Plus he did give her a few of his jackets and one of his jets.
Mokuba: You're making me look like I'm always on time.
Angel: Well I don't care. I'm still the master ninja around here. Anyway, our next review is from Anonymas:
"Hi!
I'm a yaoi fan, but luckily, I'm also perfectly okay with het!
But first...*Glomps Ryou and Mokie*
Everyone-What is your opinion on YGOTAS? (To Angel-If they haven't watched it, force them to)
Kaiba-Hug Angel
Everyone-How do you feel about your blind dates now that you know who they are?
Mokuba-How many times have you been kidnapped?
That's all for now! Here's some brownies!"
Ryou and Mokuba: *blushes from glomp* Um...
Tea: I sound horrible! AND I DON'T GIVE THAT MANY FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
Mai: At least I still look good.
Tristan: I sound like Barney...
Joey: NYEH! Are you trying to say something about my accent?
Ryou and Bakura: I'M BRITISH NOT GAY!
Yugi: I'M NOT A BABY ANYTHING!
Serenity: Um...
Mana: The baby pharaoh bit was kind of funny.
Mokuba: *blinks* No comment.
Kaiba: I do not act like that!
Angel: *mutters* Some of them missed the fact it's a parody.
Mokuba: I lost count to be honest. And don't you have a dare to do Big Brother?
Angel: Mokuba, your brother wouldn't hug anyone but you unless your life depended on it.
Kaiba: *gets up and walks over towards Angel* If you think reverse psychology will work on me then you're greatly mistaken.
Angel: *tries not to smirk* I'm just saying you wouldn't hug me for anything. After all, you're Seto Kaiba, the CEO of KaibaCorp.
Kaiba: *hugs Angel quickly* There. Crazy reviewers. *walks back to his seat*
Tristan: I feel like I'm worthless. Vivian sure doesn't like to talk to other people unless it's about Yugi or Kaiba.
Tea: I never want to date anyone like Joey.
Joey: Nyeh!
Mai: I want to kill Bakura.
Bakura: Likewise.
Ryou: Rebecca is a smart girl. I hope to be her friend.
Yugi and Serenity: Relieved since they didn't talk to me at all.
Mana: I hate technology.
Duke: I want to meet this Miho girl.
Seto and Angel: ... no comment.
Mokuba: *smirks* The one pair that might actually have feelings for one another.
Seto and Angel: MOKUBA!
Mokuba: Um, moving on before they team up to kill me. *pulls out the brownies* Look what we got!
Angel: *eating brownie* The last review is from Sloth8762:
" Alright hey guys! i love your chapters by the way so i'll be looking forward to seeing more of them! Now, onto the dares~
Btw, i ask for Jaden Yuik and Yusei Fudo to come in for this part of the show before we go any further if you don't mind! :)
Dares~
Seto - (Since theres ovbiously a special friendship between *coughs* you and Angle, i dare you to confess either made up or real feelings toward her or anyone in the cast. However! if you refuse i dare Angle or Mokuba to throw a chocolatefun three-layed cake in your face. (and if the feelings thing is not allowed then just throw a cake in his face already!)
Jaden Yuki - Rap to high school musical (Hey batter batter swing)
Yami Bakura - Try to rip off Yami's leather pants (lets hope he fails)
Duke - Rick roll Tristan and Joey
Angle - Show Yusei and Jaden the youtube link below ~
.com/watch?v=At2MVShhW-s&feature=related
Angle - Show EVERYONE the youtube link below (if allowed) ~
.com/watch?v=i5yU0ZRZK-Y
Yugi - Trash Seto's house (accept for Mokuba's room)
Yami - Have a duel with Yusei and see who wins
* Is about to say another dare to finish it off but a figure comes into the lab slaming the door open *
Gluttony: "SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!" the voice shouts
Sloth: *sighs* "What is it now Gluttony?"
Gluttony: "Lust said she would pick out my lunch but she never came back from Pride's party! Can you help me?"
Sloth: "No Gluttony, i'm busy and your just lucky i am busy or i would have Envy kick your last meal out of your stomach, now go away, i don't wish to be bothered" *Says with a lazy irritated tone and turns back to computer screen*
Wrath: "Sloth!" *Pushes through Gluttony and storms in*
Sloth: "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO HANDLE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS! I'm the lazeh one remember? go bother Greed." *turning once again to the computer screen*
Wrath: "No that's not it! Pride Messed up big time again"
Sloth: "What the heck could he have done now?"
Wrath: "He and slapped Seto from Yu-Gi-Oh and Lust is running from the police"
Sloth: "Just because i'm the eldest does not mean i take care of them, those two can handle themselfs"
Wrath: "Oh yes, and one more thing Sloth, Greed is gone, i have no idea where he is."
Sloth: "Thats unusal"
Gluttony: "Oh Greed? i last saw him traveling through time to Jaden Yuik's time to play around, somthing about committing murder to the main char for that series"
Sloth: "Eh, Jaden can take care of himself" *Goes back to computer and click up internet, searches Yu-Gi-Oh GX history*
Sloth: "O_O... OK! Wrath, go get Envy and go back in time to Where Greed is and bring him back before he does any more- *Coughs* Any damage to history at all."
Wrath nods and passes by Gluttony to go get Envy
Gluttony: "What about my Snack Sloth...?"
(Please don't get me wrong, These Seven deadly sins are NOT from Full metal Alchemist. Hope to see you write again! :)
Love, Slothy :)"
A puff of smoke appears and leaves Yusei and Jaden in its place.
Angel: Well we got that out of the way.
Kaiba: Can't I just take another penalty?
Angel: Wait, you already had a penalty? AND YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? How is destroy your Blue Eyes better than any possible dare?
Kaiba: That wasn't what Mokuba said it was.
Mokuba: *thinking* I'm dead. *runs for his life*
Kaiba and Angel: MOKUBA! *run after him*
Yusei: Well, it looks like we're going to be skipping some dares.
Jaden: I got rapping lessons so now it's time to get my rap on! *begins to rap*
Yusei: *watches video while Jaden is busy* I'm never trusting any of those four again. And I don't have a crush on Akiza!
Lie Detector: BEEP!
Yusei: She's just a friend!
Lie Detector: BEEP!
Yusei: ... fine. I do have a crush on her.
Lie Detector: DING!
Yusei: I hate that thing.
A large screen comes down and plays the video for everyone who isn't busy either running for their life or trying to kill the person running.
After the video
Everyone present: *shock*...
Yusei: We never speak of this again. Got it?
Everyone: *various murmurs and nods of agreement*
Yugi: *gets up* Well I better get going. *leaves*
Yusei: *frowns* Where is Atem anyway?
Tea: Some very scary fangirl's place.
Jaden: Well that's the last of the reviews.
Angel and Seto return dragging Mokuba between them.
Angel: Mokuba you are in so much trouble for changing the penalty.
Kaiba: And for trying to trick me into getting a girl to fall for me.
Angel: *freezes* That's what he made you do?
Mokuba: *looking down* I just want Big Brother to be happy. He really needs a girlfriend too.
Angel: *smiles sweetly at Mokuba* Mokuba love is something you can't force people into. It takes time, with the rare exceptions.
Kaiba: Mokuba I'm fine without a girlfriend right now. I'm happy having just you for family.
Mokuba: *hugs both of them* You guys are the best.
Angel: *turns to Kaiba* Yeah, we are. *gives Seto a quick kiss on the cheek before breaking away from the group hug* Well that's all folks!
Kaiba: Wait-
Angel: Well see ya next time! *runs off stage followed by Kaiba*