I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the songs sung in this chapter.
The studio's layout has changed. A platform stage with a microphone on it is in the middle of the usual stage. The chairs and desks have been replaced by beanbags of various colors. Currently only Mokuba and Angel are missing from the picture. And Kaiba is sitting far from the stage, still bitter about being sent on a wild goose chase as well as being beaten by Gnome.
Zorc: *starts smoke machine, causing smoke to cover the stage until it's impossible to see*
Music for Angel Eyes by Mario Lopez begins to play. A silhouette of a girl appears in the smoke.
?: *singing* Last night as I lay dreaming, This strangest kind of feeling, Revealed its secret meaning, And now I know...
The smoke begins to clear, revealing Angel, who is wearing a black tank top, skinny jeans, black heels, and a small amount of makeup. Her hair is up in a messy bun with two stands on either side of her face hanging down.
Angel: *still singing* I've never ever been to Paradise, I've never ever seen no Angel's Eyes, No never ever let this magic die, No matter where you are, you are my lucky star (x2)
Mokuba: *sneaks in and sits down next to Seto* *whispering* She's great isn't she?
Seto: *glares and whispers back* I could care less Mokuba.
Angel: *on stage still singing* Na na na na na, Na na na na na, Na na na na na, No matter where you are, You are my lucky star! *music ends* (This isn't the end of the song, but I'm not doing the whole song, for any of them.)
Everyone: *claps*
Angel: Well Glad you all liked my singing. Since you're next.
Everyone: *groans*
Mokuba: And you all have to wear costumes too!
Angel: That's why I'm dressed like this. Our first review that follows the rules since this is a special chapter is from ImmortalAngel192:
"Angel: Well Bakura's lucky this time. *smirks* I mean I can still put him in a
life threatening situation next time.
Zara: Just list the songs.
Angel: Don't tell me what to do! I'm sorry you didn't like you stay, maybe we
could do it again sometime... I have bigger castle booked and there will be
heaps more people and a hat. Anyway here are the songs.
Everyone: Circle of life
Yugi: Journey to the Past (a song from the movie Anastasia)
Bakura: I'm a little teapot
That's all since I don't want my favorite songs butchered. Oh and here's some
rotting fruit to throw at anyone but Yugi if they sing bad. It's enchanted so
it won't hit Yugi by the way so be careful of it will hit you in the face."
Angel: *tosses rotten tomato at Joey but it swerves and hits Bakura instead* I think she enchanted it to only hit Bakura. She either sent us the wrong fruit or changed her mind.
Bakura: *growls* I am not getting into some stupid costume.
Angel: Well suck it up Fluffy! I had to wear makeup and I hate wearing it. *walks off stage and sits down in a purple bean bag chair*
All the characters except Mokuba are on stage in various animal themed costumes. Mokuba and Angel are trying not to laugh but failing at it. Music begins to play.
Tea, Mai, Yugi, and Joey: *singing* From the day we arrive on the planet, And blinking, step into the sun, There's more to see than can ever be seen, More to do than can ever be done, There's far too much to take in here, More to find than can ever be found, But the sun rolling high, Through the sapphire sky, Keeps great and small on the endless round,
Serenity, Duke, Tristan, and Ryou: *singing* It's the Circle of Life, And it moves us all, Through despair and hope, Through faith and love, Till we find our place, On the path unwinding, In the Circle, The Circle of Life,
Atem, Bakura, Seto, and Mana: *singing*It's the Circle of Life, And it moves us all, Through despair and hope, Through faith and love, Till we find our place, On the path unwinding, In the Circle, The Circle of Life
Angel and Mokuba: *clapping* Encore! Encore!
Others: NO! *every gets off stage and changes back to their normal clothing*
Angel: We still have plenty of songs left. Yugi get back up there! *watches Yugi get back on stage* ZORC! START THE MUSIC! *music begins*
Yugi: *closes his eyes and begins to sing* Heart don't fail me now, Courage don't desert me, Don't turn back now that we're here, People always say, Life is full of choices, No one ever mentions fear, or how a road can seem so seems long, or how the world can seems so vast, courage see me through, heart i trust in you, on this journey to the past,
Tea: *wipes away tears* Yugi...
Yugi: *singing*Somewhere down this road, I know someone's waiting, Years of dreams just can't be wrong, Arms will open wide, I'll be safe and wanted, Finally home where I belong, well starting here my life begins, starting now, im learning fast, courage see me through, heart I trust in you, On this journey to the past
Everyone: *claps*(Yes, they have to clap. Only the truly rotten singers don't receive claps.)
Yugi: *runs off stage* No more karaoke chapters please.
Angel: I'll think about it. *smirks* Oh Bakura, you're next.
Bakura: *grumbles*
Angel: Immortal Angel, you picked a great song for him. *chuckles*
Bakura stomps on stage wearing a teapot costume. No music is even playing because Zorc is too busy laughing at Bakura.
Bakura: *monotone speaking* I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my stout. When I get all steamed up just hear my shout. Tip me over and pour me out.
Angel: *throws rotten fruit* YOU STINK!
Everyone else: *throws more fruit at Bakura, every single one hitting him*
Angel: You gotta love it when people give you fruit to throw.
Mokuba: It's time for Joey to sing Brooklyn Rage!
Joey: Well at least I don't need a costume.
Angel: Just hurry up and get on stage.
Joey gets on stage, but not before laughing at Bakura, who is still in his costume. The music begins to play.
Joey: *you know what he's doing by now* Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh,
Seto: Don't tell me he's actually going to sing.
Tea: Afraid so.
Tristan: Should we grab some more rotten fruit?
Joey: *tap dancing. Kidding, he's singing* I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh, Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I love it! ), All I do is just believe in the heart of the cards, And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar,
Mai: Hold the fruit! He's not too bad. Better than Bakura at least.
Joey: *... singing* Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh, Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes, Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh, Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes,
Atem: Maybe the Abridged Series is good for something after all.
Angel: *whacks* Take that back!
Joey: *singing, still*Can't beat my, Can't beat my, No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage, (I don't wanna be a furry), Can't beat my, Can't beat my, No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage,(I don't wanna be a furry),
Ryou: I wonder if I have my own song...
Joey: *still singing* Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, Bruh-bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, bruh-bruh-Brooklyn Rage, Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh *end music*
Everyone: *claps* Go Joey!
Angel: Nice job Brooklyn Idiot. Now it's time to read the next review that followed the rules. Oh if you don't see your review it's because you either A, were spamming, B, sent in dares after I said not to, C, sent in more than 3 songs, or D, forgot to hit the send button.
Mokuba: This review is from ravina black:
" [calls in Luna for approval] Luna: nodding replies, "I think would be very
good choices sis." Ravina: [pops into the studio with a post-it in hand]"Hello
everyone! I'm alive! And have songs! [skips over to Angel and hands her the
note containing the following songs: Who's that Chick sung by Anzu, Dj got us
falling in love (again) with Atem singing, and Moves like Jagger sung by
Tristan!] "hey Angel! Hope this cheers you up." walking away Ravina turns back
to face the cast. For her farewell she says "Shadows, Deception, and Death!"
acting like she's strumming an air guitar her hand goes down where the chords
would be and comes up in a j like swipe, finishing with her middle and index
fingers pointing upwards and her head to the ground. With a flash of smoke the
girl with long black hair tipped in red is gone."
Angel: *looks down at list* It's a good thing I know some of the Japanese names.
Tea walks on stage, confidence in her steps. Music begins to play.
Tea: Feel the adrenaline, Moving under my skin, It's an addiction, such an eruption, Sound is my remedy, Feeding me energy, Music is all I need,
Mana: Go Tea! Show 'em who's boss!
Tea: Baby I just wanna dance, I don't really care, I just wanna dance, I don't really care.. care.. care, (You can feel it in the air... yeah),
Serenity: Isn't she good?
Yugi: *sighs* Yeah, she's amazing...
Tea: She's been a crazy dita, Disco fever and you wonder, Who's that chick? Who's that chick?, Too cold for you to keep her, Too hot for you to leave her, Who's that chick? Who's that chick? (3x) *end music*
Everyone: *cheers* Way to go Tea!
Angel: Perfect match in songs for her.
Atem goes up on the stage. He's wearing a baggy shirt, pants, and dark sunglasses.(Zorc's idea, not mine.) Music fills the room.
Atem: (Yeah man), So we back in the club, That body's rockin' from side to side (side, side to
side), Thank God the week is done, I feel like a zombie goin' back to life (back, back to
life), Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up, No control of my body, Swear I seen you before, Think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Mai: *nudges Mana* I bet he's think of you.
Mana: *blushes* um...
Atem: Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again, Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again, So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life, Gon' get you right, Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again *end music*
Everyone: *claps*
Angel: I was tempted to boo him.
Mokuba: Well be nice, since you might be singing again. Anyway, Tristan you're up.
Tristan rushes on stage, nearly knocking Atem over. The music begins to play.
Tristan: Oh, Oh! Just shoot for the stars- *is cut off by rotten fruit*
Mokuba: *covering ears* NO MORE! I'LL EAT MY VEGGIES IF YOU JUST STOP SINGING!
Angel: Tristan is forbidden from singing ever again. HE'S WORSE THAN BAKURA!
Tristan: *walks off* Everybody's a critic.
Duke: Well at least I'm a better singer and good looking.
Angel: One out of two isn't too bad for you.
Duke: Thanks. Wait, which one?
Angel: Our next review is from BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"YESS SONG REQUESTS!
Mai, Tea, Serenity and any other girls from GX or 5Ds- I will survive/Survivor
Glee version
Yugi, Yami, Joey, Seto, Mokuba- Girls just wanna have fun by Cindi Lauper
XOXO Elizabeth"
Angel: Well go on up girls.
Tea, Mai, Serenity, and Mana go up. They are each dressed as princesses. Tea's dress is light blue, Mai's purple, Serenity's pink, and Mana's is cream colored. The music begins.
Mai: First I was afraid, I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never live, without you by my side, But I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong, I grew strong, I learned how to carry on, and so you're back, from outer space, I just walked in to find you here, with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, If I had known for just one second, you'd be back to bother me,
Serenity and Mana: Go on now go walk out the door, just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore, weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, you think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die, Oh no, not I,I will survive, as long as i know how to love, I know I will stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive, I will survive,
Tea: It took all the strength I had, not to fall apart, kept trying hard to mend, the pieces of my broken heart, and I spent oh so many nights, just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry, Now I hold my head up high, and you see me, somebody new, I'm not that chained up little person, still in love with you, and so you felt like dropping in, and just expect me to be free, now I'm saving all my loving, for someone who's loving me *end music*
Everyone: *claps*
Angel: *starts laughing*
Joey: What's with her?
Zorc: Look at the next song mortal.
Mokuba: *pales* Oh great, embarrassing costume here we come.
Atem, Yugi, Seto, Mokuba, and Joey slowly go on stage. All are wearing pink dresses and wigs. Everyone else is laughing or chuckling. The music begins to play.
Yugi: I come home in the morning light, My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?", Oh,mother,dear, We're not the fortunate ones, And girls, They wanna have fu-un. Oh,girls, Just wanna have fun.
Atem: The phone rings in the middle of the night, My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?", Oh,daddy,dear, You know you're still number one, But girls, They wanna have fu-un, Oh,girls,just wanna have, That's all they really want... Some fun...
Joey and Seto: *glaring at those not on stage* When the working day is done, Oh,girls, They wanna have fu-un, Oh,girls, Just wanna have fun...
Mokuba: Girls, They want, Wanna have fun. Girls, Wanna have fu-un. *end music*
Everyone not on stage: *laughing*
Angel: Oh man, that was just way to funny! The last review is from SetoKaiba4Life :
" I've been feeling really depressed lately and it seems to be getting worse. Could you lift my spirits, YGO Cast? My song requests are CrushCrushCrush by Paramore, with Angel singing and playing guitar and Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars with Joey. Thanks so much! YGO is absolutely amazing. :)
P.S. Seto is my favorite character. :)"
Angel: *gulps* And here I was hoping I wouldn't have to sing alone again.
Mokuba: Relax, you're a great singer.
Angel goes up on stage after the five boys have returned to their usual attire. Music begins to play.
Angel: I got a lot to say to you, Yeah, I got a lot to say, I noticed your eyes are always glued to me, Keeping them here, And it makes no sense at all, They taped over your mouth, Scribbled out the truth with their lies, Your little spies,
Tea: I wonder if there's a reason they picked this song.
Yugi: Me too.
Angel: They taped over your mouth, Scribbled out the truth with their lies, Your little spies,
Mokuba: *mutters* Please let this be a sign people want Big Brother and her to get together...
Angel: Crush, crush, crush, Crush, crush, (Two, three, four),
Bakura: I wonder if I could use this as blackmail...
Angel: Nothing compares to, A quiet evening alone, Just the one, two, I was just counting on, That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again, Let's be more than this *end music*
Everyone: *cheers* Nice job Angel!
Angel: *runs off stage and back into bean bag chair* I'm so not doing that again. It was a fun idea but it's a lot of work.
Mokuba: We have two songs left!
Angel: The last one I picked out.
Joey: Wow I'm popular. Guess the ladies love me.
Mai: *looks down at ground and glares at it*
Angel: *gets up and whispers something in Joey's ear before he goes on stage* Okay, let's start! *music begins to play*
Joey: *looking right at Mai* Oh, her eyes, her eyes, Make the stars look like they're not shinin', Her hair, her hair, Falls perfectly without her trying, She's so beautiful, And I tell her everyday (yeahh),
Zorc: *pulls lever that causes a spotlight to land on Mai*
Joey: I know, I know, When I compliment her she won't believe me, And it's so, it's so, Sad to think that she don't see what I see, But every time she asks me "Do I look okay? ", I say,
Mai: *blushing* Joey...
Joey: *smiling at Mai* When I see your face (face face...), There's not a thing that I would change, 'Cause you're amazing (amazing), Just the way you are (are), And when you smile (smile), The whole world stops and stares for a while, 'Cause girl you're amazing (amazing), Just the way you are (are) *end music*
Everyone: *cheers*
Angel: Operation Polarshipping has been a success.
Mai: Joey...
Joey: *jumps off stage* Well it's true.
Mai walks over towards Joey and kisses him. He then starts to kiss back.
Angel: Um, guys? We're still live. And we have on song left. Which Joey needs to be a part of. *is ignored by the couple* Well, I see that won't work.
Mokuba: JOEY AND MAI SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *the two breaks apart, blushing*
Angel: Classic but effective trick, mocking them. Now it's time for Yugi, Kaiba, Atem, Joey, Tristan, Ryou, Duke, and Bakura to sing What makes You Beautiful by One Direction.
Said guys go up on stage. Thankfully, the finally song doesn't require any costumes. Music begins to play.
Seto: You're insecure, Don't know what for, You're turning heads when you walk through the door, Don't need make-up, To cover up, Being the way that you are is enough,
Ryou: Everyone else in the room can see it, Everyone else but you,
Yugi, Atem, Tristan, Bakura, Duke, and Joey: Baby you light up my world like nobody else, The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed, But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell, You don't know, Oh oh, You don't know you're beautiful, If only you saw what I can see, You'll understand why I want you so desperately, Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe, You don't know, Oh oh, You don't know you're beautiful, Oh oh, That's what makes you beautiful *end music*
Girls and Mokuba: *cheers*
Angel: Well that concludes this chapter of The Torture Show the YGO Way! Next chapter things will be back to normal, well as normal as can be that is.