IT'S THE WEEKEND! NO MORE SCHOOL UNTIL MONDAY! Also, in not-so-breaking news, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
The studio has returned to normal. However, Angel is running late, again. You would think she could be on time for her own show but no, she's late once more.
Mokuba: *looks at watch annoyed* What's taking her so long? *sighs* Well we better start without her.
Mai: *holding Joey's hand* Wonder what's keeping her.
Joey: *holding Mai's hand* Who knows, it could be anything.
With Angel...
Angel: *looks up at tall stack of papers* I hate paperwork. You would think ruling the Shadow Realm would be less work. No wonder Zorc surrendered so easily. *sighs and begins to work on paperwork*
Back at the studio...
Mokuba: Welcome to The Torture Show the YGO Way! I'm your lovable host Mokuba Kaiba! Today we're gonna mix things up a little. The last review will be first and the first review will be last.
Tea: The first review up is from a new reviewer named HeartxCrossbones:
"This is sooooo awesome! YGO is my fave anime! Please update soon!"
Mokuba: Glad we're your favorite anime.
Serenity: The next review is from the lazy but dangerous Sloth8762:
"Dares -
Atem: Attempt to read hunger games.
Seto: Buy a cat and name it Super Fluffy Pookie.
Ryou: Buy a Dog and name it whatever you want, then make it fight Bakura's cat
and see who wins the cat & dog fight.
Yugi: Take a picture of Joey, cut out his head in the picture, then paste
Joey's head onto the head of a dog so it makes it look like Joey's a dog.
Seto: Go find that your house has been trashed by Yugi in the 6th chapter
Tristan: Go buy Tea a double-shot mocha frappe with extra foam and two
blueberry muffins.
Tea: Drink the coffee and eat the muffins, if you decide not to, please throw
the muffins and dunk the coffee on whomever you wish to.
Tristan: Pick up a washing machine or higher some random person to do it for
you, and pick one out of these four to throw it on - Seto, Bakura, Yugi, and
Joey
Yugi: Be transformed into a kitten (younger then Seto) for the rest of the
dare(After the Joey picture)
Seto: Be transformed into a teen cat for the rest of the dare
Truths~
Joey: What are your thoughts on Joey-Dog picture Yugi made out of you?
Who ever got hit with the washing machine: Do you hate me or the person who
decided to mash you with it?
Seto & Yugi: How do you like being cats?
Bakura & Ryou: How do you like your new pets?
Mokuba: if you could have someone marry Seto, who would it be?
Love your chapters hope to see more~ OXOXO~"
Atem: *starts reading book*
Mokuba: Yay a new pet!
Seto: I think she meant to have Bakura do it since the next dare involves Bakura's cat, which he doesn't have.
Bakura: *is handed a black cat* Well at least he's black. Meet Super Fluffy Pookie, or Demon for short.
Demon: Meow.
Ryou: *is handed a red leash which is attached to a Great Dane* I'll name him Scooby after Scooby Doo.
Scooby: Woof.
Demon: *hisses and swipes at Scooby*
Scooby: *takes off running, dragging Ryou along*
Ryou: *screaming* GAAAAAAAAAH!
Bakura: *laughing* A dog that's scared of cats? Who would have thought!
Yugi: *cuts up picture and pastes head onto the body of a dog* Sorry about that Joey.
Joey: *glares at picture* What kind of person asks a friend to do that to another friend?
Seto: What? *glares* Yugi...
Yugi: *gulps* I-I-It was a dare!
Seto: *rushes out of the studio*
Tristan: *hands Tea food* Here you go.
Tea: *dumps on Duke* That's for calling me fat earlier.
Duke: I wasn't taking about you! I swear!
Tea: *glares* Yeah right.
Tristan: Hmm, Kaiba's not here, Bakura would kill me, and Yugi's fans would murder me so that leaves... *tosses machine to Joey*
Joey: *only his hand which is still holding Mai's is sticking out* Ow...
Mokuba: *rubs hands together* Oh this should be fun.
Seto: *storms in* YUGI YOU ARE DEAD MEAT WHEN I- *disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Yugi: Kai- *also disappears in a cloud of smoke*
The two duelists are gone, leaving a small tri-colored kitten and a chocolate brown blue eyed cat in their places. Of course, Angel finally decides to show up at this moment.
Angel: Hey sorry I'm la- *spots Seto-cat* Oh. My. Ra. That is. The most. CUTEST KITTY I HAVE EVER SEEN! *Squeals* He's sooooo cute!
Zorc: *face-palms* Her weakness is cats? I could still be ruler if I had just shown her a cat? *hits head against the wall repeatedly*
Angel: *picks Seto-cat up* Aren't you a handsome thing? *begins to scratch behind his ear*
Seto-cat: *purrs*
Everyone else: *stares in shock*
Mokuba: You like cats?
Angel: Like 'em? I love cats. They're my favorite animals, my second being dogs.
Tea: *picks Yugi-kitten up* You learn something new every day.
Mana: Yup. Shouldn't we carry on with the review?
Angel: Oh yeah. *sits down with Seto-cat on lap*
Joey: *washing machine is lifted from him* That hurt. Firstly, I'm not a dog! Secondly, I hate you more than Tristan.
Angel: *hugs Seto-cat to chest* You're such a handsome kitty. *pets him more*
Mokuba: Mana? When will the magic wear off?
Mana: 3... 2... 1...
Two smoke clouds appear where the cat versions of the duelists were. They return to normal, right where they were. Yugi is now on Tea's lap while Seto is on Angel. Since she was hugging him, the sudden change in weight causes the chair to fall over, ending with Seto laying on top of Angel.
Yugi: *jumps off of Tea* I'm sorry! *blushing*
Tea: *blushing as well* I-I-It's fine Yugi!
Angel: *blushing BRIGHT red* Um, Seto...
Seto: *lightly blushing* Yes?
Angel: C-Could you get off me?
Seto: *rolls off of her* Sorry. *gets up*
Angel: *sits up* It's fine. *gets up*
Mokuba: Too bad I missed the perfect blackmail opportunity. So how did you like being cats?
Yugi: Everything was so big. I felt the strange urge to get higher up though.
Seto: *mumbles something*
Mokuba: What was that Big Brother?
Seto: I said-*is cut off by a door slamming open*
Ryou enters, his hair and clothes a mess. A few branches are stuck in his hair, his clothes have dirt on them as well as a few holes.
Ryou: I am officially a cat person. *passes out*
Bakura: *looks down at Demon* I'm going to get along with my new partner just fine.
Demon: *purrs while looking at Yugi in an evil manner*
Yugi: *gulps*
Mokuba: I would want him to marry Angel of course!
Angel: *spits out water which she was drinking*
Seto: *looks down quickly* Mokuba, you are grounded for life when we get home.
Mai: Um, the next review is from the wonderful BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"*Gut explodes from amount of laughter* Beautiful! Simply beautiful!
Seto- Smash a pie in anyone's face BUT Joey, Tristan, Yugi, Yami, or Mokuba's.
Or Duke. Or Ryou. Especially not Ryou.
Tea- Tap dance please!
Mana- Can you poof up Mahad so I can give him a hug? *squeezes Mahad*
XOXO Elizabeth"
Seto: *smashes pie in Bakura's face* That's for stealing Mokuba's soul.
Tea: *gets up* Alright, I'll do my best. *begins to dance*
Mana: *pulls out spell book* Sure, just give me a few minutes.
One hour later...
Mana: *waves wand again and a muffin appears* Again?
Angel: Movies, muffins, maps, magic lamps, music sheets, mangos, and a load of other things that start with 'M' but no Mahad.
Mana: *waves wand once more and Mahad as the Dark Magician finally appears* SUCCESS!
Atem: *finishes book and looks up* Mahad? This is a nice surprise.
Mahad: *looks around* Where are we? *is suddenly hugged by a girl who quickly leaves afterwards* What just happened?
Angel: Well we're in my castle, which is located in the Shadow Realm for the record. And that was one of our reviewers.
Mahad: Queen Angel. *bows* It's an honor to meet the one who defeated Zorc.
Everyone but Angel, Mahad, and Zorc: QUEEN?
Angel: *scratches back of head and smiles sheepishly* Didn't I mention that? If you defeat Zorc then you can claim the title of being the ruler of the Shadow Realm, which I did as you all know.
Atem: She's right. I already had a kingdom to run so I didn't bother to try and take the throne.
Tristan: Anyway, the next review if from the brilliant ImmortalAngel92:
"Emma: OMR Yugi killed our creator! *points to Angel the Reviewer unconscious
on the floor.
Zara: You do realize if she were really dead we'd have disappeared?
Emma: *pouts* And?
Zara: Don't you have an apology to make?
Emma: HE DESERVES IT! *runs away and hides.
Tara: I have her lists of dares!
Zara read it!
Tara: Hold your horses.
TRUTHS:
Yugi: Did you enjoy your dates?
Yugi: Bakura didn't let you get hurt did he? If yes shot him with this. *hand
a machine gun*
Kaiba: Admit your feelings for Angel the Host now or face the wrath of Me *AKA
Angel the reviewer*
DARES
Bakura: Go on a date with Emma. We both know how badly you hate each other...
and you can't stab her, send her to the Shadow Realm or harm her in any other
way! If Bakura has already been shot give him this. *gives an instant-heal
pendant to Angel the Host, it has fifty uses in it so keep it for when you
need someone to do a really good dare *
Kaiba: Go on a real date with Angel the Host.
Tea: Baby sit Jouji Tristan's Pervert Nephew. Also give him this bag of candy,
it'll make things interesting.
*Angel the Reviewer wakes up*
Angel the Reviewer: Also did anyone happen to film Yugi singing Journey to the
Heart? If so can I get a copy?
Zara: *pales* No please no! It'll be worse than the time... *gets hit from
behind with a frying pan*"
Yugi: All three of them kept hugging me a lot.
Bakura: I only had to kill one of them for almost scratching Yugi.
Yugi: I didn't get hurt, although the same can't be said for my dates...
Seto: What are you even talking about?
Angel: I just remembered I had some paperwork to finish, so I'll be back in a while. *speed walks out*
Mokuba: *straps Seto to a lie detector* Now answer the question.
Seto: There wasn't a question.
Mokuba: What do you think of Angel?
Seto: She's... different.
L.D. : Ding!
Joey: Do you hate her?
Seto: No.
L.D. : Ding!
Mai: Do you like her?
Seto: No.
L.D.: Be-ng!
Mokuba: Half truth, meaning he's lying.
Serenity: Do you like her as a friend?
Seto: I don't have to answer these questions.
L.D.: Beep!
Atem: If only we had the Millennium Eye...
Mokuba: *light bulb appears over his head* I got it!
Yugi: This should be interesting.
Mokuba: *smirking evilly* Do you love Angel?
Seto: W-W-What?
Tea: Did he just-
Tristan and Joey: STUTTER?
Yugi: No way!
Mokuba: *crosses arms while still smirking* You heard me.
Seto: *glares* It's none of your business!
Mai: He's stalling.
Duke: Is it possible-
Bakura: -that Kaiba's in love?
Serenity: Oh wow.
Seto: That's not true!
L.D.: BEEP!
Atem: KAIBA'S IN LOVE!
Mana: Wow.
Seto: I AM NOT!
L.D.: BEEP!
Seto: I hate that thing.
L.D.: Ding.
Mokuba: You should just admit it. It will make things easier for everyone.
Seto: *glares* ...fine. I'm in love with her.
L.D.: DING!
Ryou: Well it took him long enough.
Mokuba: Well Bakura you better go on your date. You should get ready too Big Brother.
Bakura: *storms off* Stupid reviewer...
Yugi: *frees Seto from lie detector* Well now you get to take her on a date.
Mokuba: Maybe you could even confess to her.
Angel: *returns in a lilac sundress* I can't believe I actually spilled ink on myself and then someone stole all my other clothes.
Mokuba: Oh Angel, you have a dare.
Angel: *looks at dare and then blushes lightly* Oh, well I guess I'm all set then. *leaves with Seto*
Mokuba: We won't spy on them, for the sake of us wanting to live.
Tea: *mutters* Ugh, why that kid? *leaves*
Serenity: *holds up video camera* I have all of the songs filmed. I'll send you a disc once I get the video onto a computer.
Duke: The next review is from the cool SetoKaiba4Life:
"I loved the karaoke!
Mokuba: I DO want Angel and Seto together. :)
Dare: Angel and Seto slow dance to a song of Mokuba's choice. :)
Love ya'll!
-Leslie-"
Mokuba: YES! SOMEBODY IS WITH ME! I call them together Catshipping.
Joey: Catshipping?
Mokuba: Because cats are both of their favorite animals. Well Big Brother's second favorite anyway.
Mai: Don't worry Hun, they're date involves slow dancing.
Mana: The last review is from the awesome Phil the Persona Guy:
"Yeah, sorry 'bout that, I was kinda rushed reading that one and when I wrote
the reply, didn't see it, but enough excuses from me, it's torture time!
Truths
Everyone other then Seto: I'm sorry that I made your lives hell. Can you
forgive me?
All: Well, this is odd for me, I need advice from whoever can help. I feel
like I abandoned all my friends on the East Coast when I moved to the West
Coast, now every friend I have here is leaving me. Is this Karma working her
magic or is just me. Thanks.
Dares
Whoever managed to answer the above: Immunity for the rest of the chapter.
(unless it's Seto, Alice is still sad about that.)
Seto: Duel Gnome. (who is actually a gnome. Not a dwarf, hense the suttle
name)
Joey: Join the Brooklyn Mafia."
Mokuba: Really? I thought it was mentioned he's a dwarf somewhere? Oh well.
Serenity, Yugi, and Ryou: Yes.
Mana, Atem, Tristan, and Mai: Sure.
Joey and Bakura: Whatever.
Duke: Of course, since you're not as bad as Angel.
Mokuba: Hey! Don't insult my possible-sister-in-law!
Mahad: *thinks for a few moments* I think it is safe to assume karma isn't a part of the your situation. After all, changes happen and it could just merely be a season of change for you.
Mai: Didn't they already duel? Gnome creamed Kaiba if I remember correctly.
Joey: Um, sure. I'll join after Angel stops the show forever.
Mokuba: Well that's all for now everyone! Make sure to ask about Big Brother's and Angel's date!
This is the LONGEST chapter I have ever written for ANY story. Hope you're all happy about that! 11 pages on Word!