I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, so how many times are ya gonna make me repeat myself?
Almost everyone is in the studio. Angel is once again missing from the scene.
Mokuba: Welcome to The Torture Show the YGO Way! I'm you're adorable host Mokuba Kaiba. The wonderful Angel, you're hostess, should be joining us any minute.
Serenity: Well to start things off our first review is from ImmortalAngel92:
"Angel the Reviewer: SUCCESS! My not so evil plan worked. Unfortunately I
haven't seen Emma since her date... I'm not sure if that's a good thing.
TRUTHS
Kaiba: How did the date go?
Bakura: What happened to Emma? Remember if she's hurt I will hurt you!...
Actually I'll hurt you anyway so it doesn't matter.
Tea: How was your date... I mean how was babysitting Jouji?
DARES
Yugi: Duel your fangirls.
Bakura: Same rules as Yugi's date, he cannot get hurt or you die... Oh and I
will be watching you closely as I too am a Yugi fangirl.
Kaiba: Donate lots of money to a cause of Angel's choice.
Serenity: Thanks. As a thank you, you and teo girls of your choice get to go
to a private spa. Here is a potkey to take you there. Ju7st tell them IA sent
you.
Zara: Your being less cruel that usual.
Angel the reviewer: I have the flu... that means if I cough on Bakura he'll
get sick. *evil smile*
Zara: Well... I don't think it works that way.
Angel: I will get him sick! I can do what I like because I'm more powerful
than him!
Zara: Mary Sue anyone? *runs*"
Everyone: *looks at Bakura* Bakura...
Bakura: What? I didn't kill anyone this time!
Atem: 'This time'?
Bakura: I don't know where in the bloody worlds Emma is. We beat each other up in virtual games but that's the most I hurt her. And don't even blame me for Angel being late.
Mokuba: We weren't.
Bakura: Oh.
Mai: Where is she anyway?
A door is slammed opened. A very tired and grumpy Angel walks in. Her hair is pulled back in a messy ponytail. She is wearing a large dark blue t-shirt, purple pajama pants, and fuzzy pink bunny slippers.
Angel: *grouchy* Who's brilliant idea was it to wake me up at 5 FREAKING AM?
Mokuba: *looks at watch* Oops, I thought it was 5pm...
Angel: *glares* I. Hate. You. *sits down and lays head on the table* Wake me up and die.
Joey: She's not a morning person.
Seto: Way to state the obvious Mutt.
Tea: Guys you can fight later. Right now we should finish up as many reviews so Angel can get more sleep.
Mokuba: Well then let's finish the truths. Tea? Big Brother?
Tea: *glares* I never want to see that THING again!
Seto: Fine.
Mokuba: That's it? 'Fine'? Well at least he answered, somewhat.
Bakura: *drags Yugi away* Let's get this over with.
Angel: *lifts head* Give it to either an animal shelter or an orphanage. I don't care. *lays head down again*
Serenity: Thank you. *takes key* I'll have to think about who I should take.
Tristan: The next review is from the cool Phil the Persona Guy:
"It's safe to say I have control of the Mystic Realm (Warriors Orochi) so
expect a lot of mystics... Speak of the devil, Taigong! Get over here
-young boy with silver hair, purple eyes, and three sticks in his hair walks
over-
Taigong: Yes, Master Phil?
Phil: The List.
Taigong: Of course, my Lord.
Dares
Zorc - Fight Orochi X.
Seto - I can free you from these shackles of mere mortals. You have a choice,
join us in the Mystic Realm under the service of Lord Phil as his body guard,
or stay in the Shadow Realm and perish. Choose wisely.
Angel - Teleport Yami to the Mystic Realm.
Tea - Read the poem "Undignified Ways to Die"
Ryou - Die the ways mentioned above
Bakura - Record the above.
Truths
Ya'll: Ready for this?
Taigong: Master, why does the Authoress look like she's going to kill you?
Phil: Heaven only knows, child."
Angel: *giving death glare* You try getting woken up at an unearthly hour.
Seto: I get up at 4:30 am every day.
Angel: Something is seriously wrong with you morning people.
Zorc: WHAT? YOU THINK YOU CAN ORDER ME AROUND MORTAL? I AM ZORC! LORD OF THE SHADOW REALM!
Angel: You were until I beat you in a Shadow Game. Just go lose another battle already.
Zorc: *leaves*
Angel: *lays head down on desk* Now excuse me as I try to catch up on some sleep.
Mokuba: *holds out pen and paper* But you have to sign this first.
Angel: *signs paper without looking at it* There. Now let me sleep.
Mokuba: *smirks* Of course. *puts paper away quickly*
Tea: *looks over list* Well, it was nice knowing you Ryou. *reads poem*
A few deaths and revivals later(during which Yugi and Bakura returned)...
Ryou: I can't believe Angel let that happen.
Bakura: *looks at the sleeping Angel* She really isn't a morning person. *holds up camera* And now I have some copies to make of this video.
Seto: I have a company to run and a little brother to look after. I'll risk the Shadow Realms than serve you.
Mokuba: *smirks* Catshipping is catching on.
Seto: 'Catshipping'?
Mokuba: Nothing!
Mai: This review is from someone new named Aqua girl 007:
"Kaiba: Do you like the Blue Eyes because of Kisara?
Anzu: Do you like yaoi?
Yami: What's it like inhabiting the mind of a fifteen year old boy?
Pegasus: Are you homosexual?
Kaiba: If it was a choice between Mokuba's life and you being one of the
Yu-Gi-Oh boy's gay lover for a night who would you pick? Would you let Mokie
die?
Kaiba: Who do you have a crush on?
Yami: What was it like being king of Egypt?
Bakura: What's the worst thing you've ever done to your enemies?
Yami: Make out with Mana and go on a date with her.
Joey- Did you EVER have feelings for Mai Valentine?
Seto- We have all seen your Blue-Eyes White Dragon Jet, but are any more of
your transportation methods Blue-Eyes themed?
Ryou- Are you really British, or is your accent just an act? If you are
British, what part are you from?
Yami- Was it boring waiting for a couple of millennia for the Millennium
Puzzle to be solved?
Yami- What scares you more? The thought of your lover leaving you, or the
thought of your lover being found brutally murdered in a back-alley?
Yami: How did you really die and how did your soul get into the puzzle?
Everyone: What annoys you most in life?
Everyone: If you could be any mythical being, what would you be?
Everyone: What was your most embarrassing moment ever?
Mana: Please make out with Yami again.
Marik: Where did you get that lilac top?
Yami/Yugi: Where did you get that belt around your neck?
Yugi: What do you love about your grandfather?
Yami: What would you do if (for some reason) I broke the Millenium Puzzle? jk
Yugi: Name one person who you very much would like to duel.
Mokuba: What's your favourite trait about everyone?
Tea: What does it feel like being the most hated person in all of Fanfiction?
Tea: What's your favourite accessory?
Tea: What is your favourite colour?"
Everyone: *looks at Seto* Well?
Seto: No. I like them because of their power.
Mokuba: If we still had that lie detector then we would know if he was telling the truth, the complete truth.
Tea: I haven't read it to be honest. So I don't know.
Atem: Boring. That's why I enjoyed it when I got to duel.
Pegasus: *walks in* Hello everyone!
Angel: *head snaps right up* PEGASUS! You weren't supposed to come until next chapter!
Pegasus: Oh, Marik, his yami, and Ishizu are on their way.
Angel: *turns to the others* I decided to invite some more people. They weren't supposed to come until the beginning of the next chapter.
Pegasus: I'm straight! I had a wife you know!
Seto: Save Mokuba. Hands down.
Pegasus: Oh? Kaiba-boy having a crush? This should be good.
Seto: *mutters something*
Angel: *looks down at appearance for the first time* I'M STILL IN MY PJS? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME! *runs out*
Seto: *mutters* Angel...
Pegasus: *mouth drops open in shock* He actually admitted it.
Mokuba: It took us a while to get it out of him. Now all he needs to do is confess to her.
Atem: It was a lot of hard work.
Bakura: Slowly and painfully kill their loved ones in front of their eyes.
Atem: *blushes* Mana...
Mana: *kisses him*
Atem: *kisses back*
Angel: *returns in usual clothing* What did I- *sees them* Vaseshipping. FINALLY!
Atem: Shall we? *holds his arm out to Mana*
Mana: *giggles* We shall. *takes his arm and the two leave for their date*
Angel: Two down, a few more to go.
Joey: Yes. Mai and I are going out now.
Angel: Remember when I said I would try to keep this as canon as possible? Well that's out the window now. Couples shall be formed!
Seto: A few.
Mokuba: Blue Eyes Helicopter, Blue Eyes Submarine, Blue Eyes Yacht, Blue Eyes Spy Car, etc.
Ryou: Yes, I'm British. I'm from London believe it or not.
Angel: We'll skip over Atem's dares and questions if they don't show up before we finish the review.
Tea: Haters.
Serenity: Long lines.
Mai: Not having matching clothes.
Pegasus: People making fun of Funny Bunny.
Mokuba: Getting kidnapped so much.
Joey: Guys flirting with my sister!
Tristan: Friends not trusting friends with their little sisters!
Duke: Not being considered handsome.
Yugi: Um, I guess being called a baby panda.
Seto: These losers telling me I need friends.
Angel: Duke.
Duke: What?
Angel: What? That's my answer. You annoy me.
Mokuba: I'd be a shape-shifter.
Yugi and Ryou: A wizard.
Bakura: A god.
Mai: A harpy.
Pegasus: Funny Bunny!
Angel: That's- never mind.
Serenity: A fairy.
Duke: A vampire.
Tristan: A vampire hunter.
Joey: A giant.
Seto: A dragon.
Angel: Well it's a tie between an angel or a unicorn.
Mokuba: Well this should be fun.
Several embarrassing stories later...
Marik: I got this as a gift.
Ishizu: It was originally much longer.
Angel: When did- never mind. I could care less.
Yami Marik(Who shall be Malik): When do we get to kill someone?
Angel: Maybe later.
Yugi: It was my dad's. *pulls out long list* I took the liberty of writing everything I love about Grandpa and what I dislike as well.
Angel: Um, we're looking at an even longer chapter than last time if we don't move along.
Mokuba: Everyone but Bakura is nice. Bakura is, strange.
Tea: It's not my fault I was stuck giving those speeches. It was do that or get written out of the show! I love my bracelets and pink.
Pegasus: Oh this next review is from a big fan of Kaiba-boy's, SetoKaiba4Life:
"I loved it!
I'm excited that Seto finally admitted that he likes Angel!
I need to know what happens with Seto and Angel!
Mokuba: I'm with you through this whole thing!
Love ya guys!
-Leslie-"
Angel: What?
Seto: She's obviously delusional. I said no such thing.
Mokuba: Catshipping fans unite!
Angel: Catshipping? What's that?
Mokuba: Nothing!
Ishizu: The next review is from the amazing BeautifulWeddingFlower:
"Aww, thanks Mana! Made my day, that did. :)
OKAY! Joey, I don't need to remind you that your time in making Angel fall in
love with Kaiba is half over, and right now, all I see is puppy love. She has
to say she is completely in love with Kaiba by chapter thirteen or else you
will have to become the Kaibas' puppy for an entire week. Yes, that means you
have to dress, walk, and act like a dog. Just some motivation to give you.
Yugi- Could you give Duke a rose and say he's as pretty as it? (Wow, what an
odd shipping...)
Mai- Describe everyone present with one word.
Bakura- Give Kaiba retaliation for that pie in the face!
XOXO Elizabeth"
Joey: WHAT! BUT WE GOT THE COLDEST JERK IN THE WORLD TO ADMIT HIS FEELINGS! SHOULDN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?
Angel: *narrows eyes* Now I know I missed something.
Yugi: *holds out rose to Duke* You're as pretty as this rose.
Duke: Um, Yugi, as much as I appreciate this, I'm straight and handsome.
Angel: And a moron.
Mai: Fine. Yugi-innocent, Marik-strange, Ishizu-tough, Mokuba-kid, Tea-graceful, Serenity-naive, Duke-playboy, Tristan-moron, Joey-hot, Malik-crazy, Ryou-normal, Bakura-thief, Pegasus-strange, Kaiba-rich, and Angel-mysterious.
Angel: Mysterious?
Mai: We don't know a lot about you.
Mokuba: *holds up paper* Which is why I got her to sign an agreement that next chapter, Angel will be taking questions that she MUST answer. It's another special chapter, but this time, it's questions for Angel.
Angel: *glares* Why I ought-
Mokuba: This also states you can't kill me.
Angel: Well then I'll just send you to the hospital! *chases after Mokuba*
Bakura: Normally I send people to the Shadow Realm but since we're already here I'll just tell Angel how you feel.
Seto: Bakura, if you say anything to Angel-
Bakura: *runs after Angel* Guess what Angel!
Seto: *chases Bakura* YOU'RE A DEAD THIEF!
Ryou: Oh dear, well this last review is from the deadly Sloth8762:
"Thankyou for putting my last review in the 8th chapter :3 i shall post another!
Mwhaha!
Dares~
Bakura: you will have Demon-The-Cat claw Yugi
Ryou: i'm sorry about giving you a dog so i dare you to get a cat this time
and have it fight Bakuras kitty (After it claws Yugi)
Seto: I wish for you to confess your love to Angle in front of her if you
havn't already.
Joey: I wish to make you my enemy so~ Transform into a dog that can talk (If
Angle allows the talking) for the rest of the dare
Seto: Buy Mokuba a pet of his choice
Yugi: Destory Seto's house completely, as in like explode half of it to
kingdom come!
Duke: Call Tea and Mai fat
Joey: (After all the truths and dares if you don't mind) Ever word you say
will come out as NYEH! inseat of the sentence you were going to say for the
rest of the chapter accept the times you need to talk for any other truths and
dares others provide for you.
Seto: Buy Angle flowers and a cat of Angles choice
Seto: Buy Gnome and Phil(One of the reviewers if it's possible) Three Packs
of rare duelsing cards each.
Ryou: Have someone build a bridge across the nile river. then stand in the
middle of the bridge
Bakura: Push Ryou off the bridge
Trisan: Throw a washing machine on Ryou as he hits the water
Bakura: After trisan does that, save Ryou.
Seto: Go see what Yugi did to your house this time. You may punch him if you
like
Truths~
Atem: How did you like Hunger Games?
Joey: Can you forgive me if i promise to give up Puppyshipping and never give
you another dare or truth?
Duke: How did you like your hair being coffee-coated by Tea?
Seto: Can you forgive me for making you do anything for Gnome?
Sorry about some of the truths and dares, i couldn't come up with anything too
great this time, hope ya like it, and btw u didn't have time to thank you for
zapping me in the show a few chapters back, i like riding lightning xD"
Yugi: *sees Demon* Oh no.
Demon: *attacks Yugi* MROW!
Yugi: GAAAAH!
Ryou: *is given white kitty* Oh. Thank you. I'll call you Rose.
Rose: *purrs*
Demon: *sniffs Rose*
Rose: *sniffs Demon*
Rose and Demon: Meow. *little chibi hearts appear*
Pegasus: True love, such a beautiful thing.
Ishizu: Mokuba, Angel, Kaiba, and Bakura are busy at the moment. So Pegasus and I will fill in for them.
Atem: *returns with Mana* Hello everyone.
Mana: Oh, more people!
Ishizu: Mana, could you help with the dares?
Mana: Sure! *waves wand*
Joey: Nyeh! *is turned into a dog* THIS AIN'T FUNNY!
Duke: *gulps* HEY MAI AND TEA! YOU'RE BOTH SO FAT THAT YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY SIT AROUND THE HOUSE!
Mai and Tea: *deadly auras surround them* DUKE! *chase Duke as he cries like a little girl*
Yugi: *grabs TNT* Well now's as good a time as any. *leaves*
Joey: NYEH!(What!)
Ryou: Um, Mana?
Mana: On it! *makes bridge appear over Nile river* Now to complete the dares. *sends Bakura, Tristan, and Ryou away*
Atem: Very interesting. I hope to read the next book soon.
Joey: Nyeh, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh. (Maybe, if you mean it.)
Duke: *still running* BETTER THAN THIS!
Pegasus: Well that's all for now. Next time Angel-girl will have to answer all questions you send in. So ask away! Maybe even ask if there is any yaoi pairing she thinks could be canon.
Angel: *rushes toward Pegasus* YOU PROMISED TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THAT!
Pegasus: Toodles!