I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Not even close to it.
Everyone is present. However, Angel is strapped to her chair. Only Mokuba, Pegasus, and Ishizu are brave enough to stand near the furious girl.
Pegasus: Greetings! I am the brilliant Maximillion Pegasus.
Ishizu: I am Ishizu Ishtar.
Mokuba: And I'm the lovable Mokuba Kaiba! This is The Torture Show the YGO Way!
Pegasus: Today is a special chapter. Angel-girl is being forced to answer questions that people have been wondering for a while. Such as, which yaoi pairing does she think could be canon?
Angel: TRAITOR! YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!
Pegasus: But I won't. You will.
Angel: This stinks. Well at least you guys still have to do your dares.
Duke: Rats. I thought we got out of that.
Malik: The first review is from some girl named BeautifulWeddingFlower:
":)
Angel- Why don't you really tell everyone how you feel about rich boy?"
Angel: *smirks* Duke? He's one of my least favorite characters.
Mokuba: It said 'rich boy'.
Angel: But there are three here. You, your brother, and Duke.
Pegasus: She's using the loophole.
Mokuba: Just like Big Brother would.
Joey: Great, looks like the dog suit might be happening after all.
Marik: The next review is from SetoKaiba4Life:
"Seto: How dare you call me delusional when the lie detector called your on
your bluff in chapter 8! And to say that I was a fan of yours? Well, I always
will be, but that's beside the point!
Mokuba: Forever!
Angel: Why "don't" you like Seto? What is your favorite trait about everyone?"
Seto: I never said 'I like Angel'. So that is why you are delusional.
Mokuba: Loophole again! Wow those two are good at exploiting loopholes. And I say we make a fan club! Catshipping forever!
Angel: Okay, Mokuba made his own pairing name. I'm slightly worried about what it is. And what are you talking about? I neither denied nor confirmed any possible feelings towards Seto Kaiba. Anyway, I like how Yugi is innocent, Atem is a good leader, Mana is fun, Tea is sweet, Joey and Tristan are funny, Ryou is shy, Mai is tough, Serenity is kind, Ishizu is serious, Mokuba is adorable, Pegasus is energetic, Bakura is determined, Marik is honest, Malik is... entertaining, and Seto Kaiba is protective of those he cares about.
Serenity: The third review is from dr-fanmai-lover:
"dr-fanmai-lover:mai-mai-in-a-bottle-is-taht-naice"
Angel: 'Mai in a bottle is that nice'?
Mai: Can't I just dress up as a genie?
Angel: Sure.
Mai: Thanks. *leaves*
Yugi: The next review is from Audrey:
"Audrey: Hey guys :) I have some questions for most of y'all
Mokuba- God, your cute :3 sorry, just wanted to let you know. Here's your
question, why do you have such long hair? Doesn't Seto ever nag you to cut it?
Seto- do you like your step brother Noah? Are you sad at all that he's dead?
Yugi- have you ever meant your parents?
Yami- what's it like possessing a little kid. Does it feel ... Weird?
Marik- are you really a blonde?
Bakura- tell me something you like about marik
Those are my questions!
Lots of love,
~ Audrey (soda)"
Mokuba: I like it long. And he tried to get me to cut it, but I threatened to cut up his deck.
Seto: No and no.
Yugi: Yes, they're just away on business.
Atem: It was very strange, and yes it was weird.
Yugi: It wasn't normal for me either.
Marik: *frowns* Yes! Why does everyone doubt that!
Ishizu: *sarcastically(for her anyway)* It's one of the world's greatest secrets.
Marik: You're right Ishizu.
Mai: *returns dressed as a genie* Well?
Joey: *starts to drool a little*
Serenity: Big Brother, you're drooling.
Joey: Huh? *wipes drool away* Oops.
Mana: This reviewer is from Phil the Persona Guy:
"You've dug your own grave, Seto Kaiba. It's time to see who can truly fight.
Dares
All: Turn into your favorite warrior or spellcaster monster for the chapter.
All: Fight each other until only one lives, they shall face our champion,
Yoshitsune Minamoto!
Seto: Your refusal of an offer at immortality and even more power shall be
your down fall! -summons up a deck of five cards, Five Headed Dragon, Blue
Eyes Shining Dragon, Dark Palidan, Shinato (King of a Higher Plain), and
Exodia- Fight my officers and live, and your family and friends shall not
perish.
Truths
Angel: You like Seto, we know you do.
Seto: You like Angel, we know you do.
Mokuba: What the Dimensiomal Realm is "Catshipping"? Do you put cats on a boat
or something?"
Angel: Well this should be interesting. How about we make it so there aren't any copy-cats?
Mana: Great idea! *waves staff/wand*
Everyone is covered in clouds of blue smoke. When it clears, most of the characters have changed. (It would take too long to say what everyone is so just pick some random monsters for those not mentioned to be .)
Mana(as Dark Magician Girl): This was expected.
Seto(as Legendary Knight Critias): This is getting ridiculous.
Joey(as Legendary Knight Hermos): So much for being the Flaming Swordsman.
Atem(as Dark Magician): It's alright Joey, I think this is a better match for you.
Yugi(as Legendary Knight Timaeus): I'm with Atem on this one!
Angel(still normal): Right, since Bakura, Pegasus, Ishizu, Marik, Malik, Mokuba, and I don't have a favorite, we're still the same. Guess this means everyone else gets to fight to the death.
One long tournament later...
Mokuba: Yugi is the winner!
Angel: Good luck with your mission!
Yugi: Um, thanks? *leaves*
Seto: *grips sword* I won't let anyone hurt Mokuba. *leaves*
Angel: Really? Did you expect he to agree? The guy only cares about Mokuba, his company, and defeating Yugi so I doubt he will ever say 'yes' to being someone's servant.
Mokuba: Angel, you have a truth.
Angel: No comment.
Tea: Yup, she definitely won't say anything as long as she has her loopholes.
Mokuba: Catshipping is the name I made up for Angel and Seto being paired up. For example, Peachshipping is Yugi and Tea together.
Mai: Hopefully the last review from Sloth8762 will help:
"Let me get this straight, Any dare we post, Angle has to do it instead of
anyone else? 8D
Truths~
Angle: If you you had to make at least ONE Yaoi pairing to save your show, who
would it be? Joey and seto? Yugi and Atem? Duke and Trisan? Even though i'm
not a yaoi and yuri fan, i sure think it's funny :3.
Angle: If you could do anything evil to duke, what would it be?
Dares~
Angle: Do you have any feelings toward Seto. Any... Special feelings? (Mokuba
i please ask you to use the L.D.)
Angle: If you could make out with Seto, would you do it?"
Angel: Um no, they're just making me finally answer the questions they and some other people have been wondering.
Pegasus: How about instead of that question, you tell all of the good people the yaoi pairing you think could be canon with some adjustments?
Angel: *sighs* Fine. First I'll explain how it could become canon. First, you would have to change of the guys into a girl.
Duke: So gender-bend them?
Angel: Yes. Second, there would need to be a few more similarities. And the most complicated part is change the story of another character. It depends on which guy you pick to change on how much would need to be changed.
Joey: What is this pairing anyway?
Angel: *whispers* ...puppyshipping.
Everyone but Ishizu, Pegasus, and Angel: PUPPYSHIPPING?
Angel: What? It's a classic opposites attract, hero and villain, bickering couple all in one pairing. If Joey or Seto was a girl, then it would have ended up being canon. Give them some more common ground to help create a good relationship and change Kisara's story a bit and you have a canon pairing. Honestly, it's less work to make Joey the girl since Seto's past self loves Kisara.
Joey: *angry* Have you ever read any of this horrid gender-bent puppyshipping junk?
Angel: First off, it's not junk. Secondly, there are plenty of yaoi fangirls reading this so they can torture you next chapter. And finally, yes.
Mokuba: *shocked* Really?
Angel: Well, I kind of like it to be honest. I just love the idea of a girl with Joey's basic personality paired with Seto.
Joey: *falls over* NYEH!
Mai: So you like puppyshipping?
Angel: Well... only if Joey or Seto is changed into a girl. I've read a story where Seto was the girl but it's mostly Joey that get's changed into a girl.
Atem: Well at least Ryou and I aren't changed into girls.
Angel: Actually I read a story where you and Yugi were girls and Yugi was paired with Seto. Recently I found a cool story with zombies in it and Joey and Ryou are girls.
Bakura: Great, we're stuck with a gender-bending fangirl.
Angel: *frowns* I am not! I just don't like yaoi or yuri to a degree. If it's beyond cuddling or light kisses, I turn and run. Very light yaoi or yuri I can handle.
Duke: *frowns* I beat it's kill me.
Angel: No, it would be to make you ugly forever until a girl falls in love with you for what's inside. So basically pull a "Beauty and the Beast" on him.
Mokuba: *wraps strap around Angel's arm* Now this will connect you to the lie detector. So be honest. And no "no comments" this time.
Pegasus: Do you have any "special feelings" towards Kaiba-boy?
Angel: *thinks for a moment* Um... I guess?
L.D.: ...
Mai: It's silent. What does that mean?
Yugi: *returns* Hi guys. *plops down* That was a hard fight.
Mokuba: *flips through manual* Hold on, let me find out. *stops* Found it! A silence means the person is unsure.
Angel: I don't know exactly how I feel about Seto.
L.D.: Ding!
Angel: I don't hate him, but I don't know what I feel towards him. I really haven't sorted things out to be honest.
L.D.: Ding!
Mokuba: Why?
Angel: ...Because I'm scared of getting hurt if I'm wrong. Simple crushes have hurt me badly in the past. I don't want a repeat performance.
L.D.: Ding!
Joey: Yes! I might be stuck in the dog suit after all!
Tea: *whacks Joey* If it wasn't for your stupid deal, maybe this wouldn't be happening! Kaiba wouldn't try to make Angel fall for him and Angel wouldn't be so confused right now!
Mokuba: *looks down* I guess this is kind of my fault too then.
Angel: It's fine Mokuba. You just wanted Seto to be happy.
Tristan: *looks at next question* WHAT? WHO WOULD EVER DO THAT?
Angel: *reads question and blushes* Um, I haven't even had my first kiss yet...
Seto: *walks in slightly beaten up* That was hard. I'll admit Phil is strong.
Angel: You fought Phil?
Seto: Not directly. I had to fight his monsters.
Mokuba: Well look at that! That's all for today! See ya next time!