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Road Trip

Chapter 3: The Demon and the Smurfette

"I know you want me (want me) you know I want cha (want chaa) I know you want me-yee, you know I want cha (want chaa) One, Two, Tree, Four, Uno, Dos, Tris, quatre"

Ok, I'm serious. All Emmett listens to is PITBUL! He brought along his own CD (it was even called Pitbul Hits) and we've been listening to that for the past 2 hours.

To say that I was bored would be an understatement.

Outside it was raining vampires and werewolves and there was even lightning and thunder. On the other hand, Rose, Alice and Jasper were sleeping, Emmett was driving, singing along to Pitbul's songs, I was reading my favorite book, Wuthering Heights and behind me, The Demon was talking to his latest girlfriend, Jessica and texting his other girlfriend, Irina.

"Yeah, baby, I miss you, too!" he spoke to Jessica, not even bothering to lower his voice. Then there were a few clicks and I could tell that he'd texted the same exact thing he'd said to Jessica to Irina.

Seriously, it was getting annoying

5minutes later; he finally got off the phone. I turned around to face him again.

"What happened huh? Did the whores break up with you?"

He sighed, "Nahh, my battery died."

I smiled then snatched his phone out of his hands, then threw it out the window. "There!" I said proudly, "Now your PHONE died too."

He smiled sarcastically, "Bella, you think you're SO smart! I'm RICH remember, I got another phone too."

Great.

I just covered up my disappointment and smirked, "Edward, being stupid is a privilege but, you just abuse it."

"Smart, Bella, smart." he said sarcastically.

I smiled before sitting back down and texting my best friend, Jacob.

Hey, Jake! Sup? How's Ben, Angela and Renesmee doing?

-B

Jacob, Ben, Renesmee and Angela were my other best friends.

Suddenly, I got my reply back;

Bells! They're all fine! Did you and Edward kill each other yet? Is Emmett listening to Pitbul? Is Alice drooling while sleeping? Is Jasper snoring? Did Rosalie fart yet?
-Jake

I laughed. Jake was a nut ball.

"Are you finally realizing what a joke you are and laughing at yourself, Bella?" Edward asked from behind me.

"No. I'm texting Jake. Leave me alone!"

Then I texted Jake back

Loll. No me and Edward haven't killed each other, but were pretty close to. Yes, Emmett is listening to Pitbul and Jasper IS snoring. Ali is drooling (duh) what makes you think ROSE would fart?
-Bella

2 seconds later I got my reply.

I don't know :P hey, don't text me anymore, I'm going to class, me and Ness will call you after school, k?

-Jake

I smiled then texted back;

It's always just you and Ness, huh? LOL, kk. Byee:D
-Bells xoxo

Hah,yeah, bye.
-Jake xxoo

I sighed then put drown my phone. I picked up a piece of paper and ripped into little pieces, then made those pieces into little paper balls that I started to chuck onto Jaspers hair. It was fun because the paper ball stuck onto his blonde, messy hair. I was enjoying myself...until ALICE woke up.

Now, you should know...Ali-poo has had a crush on our Jasper ever since she was born.

She was pissed.

"BELLA!" she yelled.

Then EVERYONE woke up.

Rose whined, "Whaa happened?"

This time, the Demon decided to take charge, "Bella was hitting paper balls on Jasper hair!"

Rosalie laughed, "He deserves it."

Jasper whined, "Belllllaaa!"

"It's ok, Jasper," Alice squeaked, "Just comb them out."

Jasper gave Alice a charming smile before doing what she'd told him.

Then Alice shot me a glare, "I can't believe that you might end up being my sister in law."

I laughed, until I realized what she'd said.

"Alice, are you feeling ok?" I asked, really scared.

"Sure." Then she ginned.

I didn't like that grin. Alice was a creepy chick, she could see the future. Well, that's what she told us. Sometimes I actually believed her.

Suddenly, there was a rumble of thunder and our car stopped.

"Uh oh." Emmett muttered.

He turned the music off before grabbing a sheet of paper, putting it over his head and going out of the car. He came back 3 seconds later, soaked, muttering about how unfaithful paper was.

"Rosie, can you hand me an umbrella?" He asked Rose.

"Sure." Rosalie leaned back to where out suitcases were and picked up one of the 3 black umbrellas that were there and passed it to Alice so she could give it to Emmett.

He grabbed it then left. 5 minutes later he came back.

"Tire puncture. AND we're lost." He muttered.

"WHAT!" everyone yelled.

Emmett gulped. "Yep," he whispered, "It's not my fault! Jasper put the map on my lap UPSIDE DOWN!"

Everyone glared at Jasper.

Jasper smiled impishly, "Hah, umm…oops?"

Edward rolled his eyes before suggesting that we call for help.

"We can't." Rosalie mumbled, "We're on an empty road, there's no houses or buildings. No one comes here. There's probably no signal.

"It's worth a try" Alice piped, taking out her phone. But then her face fell, "Nope, no signal."

"What about the spare tire?" Edward questioned.

"Oh, dude, uhh, you don't wanna know…" Japer muttered.

Then, leave it to Alice to make everything WORSE

She was crying now, "We're all going t o die! We're not going to live to see The Sunlight Saga: Dawn Part 1 in November! Stella the human and Fredward the zombie get married you know?"

I rolled my eyes, this girl was crazy for the Sunlight Saga, and she was a 'Team Fredward all the way' kind of girl. I enjoyed them too, but, I didn't worship the author, Sophie Mayors like a god! Unlike Alice…

Jasper went to her seat and somehow sat on it, and started to comfort Alice.

They made a cute couple.

"Ummm… well, this is awkward." Edward whispered, looking at his sister sobbing into Jaspers arms.

I groaned, "You just made it more awkward, Demon."

He sighed, "Demon? Really, Bella? Really? Fine, then, I'll call you… Smurfette."

"Smurfette? Really?" I questioned.

"Yeah, remember that time in grade 5 when you spilled blue paint all over yourself? And to top it off, you're short! So, Smurfette."

"Whatever."

He smirked.

"Ya know," Emmett started, "Maybe Bella and Edward should each grab an umbrella and head off to look for help."

"Maybe we should kill you for even suggesting that." I mumbled

"Yeah, dude, not cool." Edward also snapped.

Emmett smirked, "Who's up for sending Bella and Edward to look for help?"

Alice sob-giggled and raised her hand. Emmett's hands were already raised. Jasper rolled his eyes and raised his hand too then Rose just put her hand up with a laugh.

Uh oh.

A/N Okay, that's the end of THAT! I'm not sure if I should listen to Rose, Jasper, Alice and Emmett and send Bella and Edward off alone though, that would ruin the fun right? What do you guys think? What should they do? Don't be afraid to tell me (:

Oh and message for CryingAngel95 and StayStrong112, did you guys catch the CDC line there? *winki face*

Goodbye! Be kind to one another! (Ehhh, quoting Ellen)

-princess