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Road Trip

Chapter 6: Of hate and Lord Voldemort Towels.

"Uhh...what do we do NOW, master of genius?" I asked Edward, still clutching at his shirt.

That thing on the window was scaring the crap out of me!

"You know," Edward started, " One of the reasons I'm not coming up with anything is your choke-hold on my shirt, Bella, loosen up a bit will you?"

I gulped, there was a god- effing reason to why I was holding on to his shirt like my life depended on it, because it did! I was sure the ghost or whatever would come for me if I let go of the rock people called Edward.

"I...I'm s-scared." I managed to whimper out.

Please don't laugh. Please don't laugh. Please don't laugh. Please don't laugh.

But, hey, he did.

I grunted, "Edward, just FIX IT!"

His laughing stopped and I could almost hear him roll his forest green eyes, "Who do you think I AM, Bella? Superman? I can't just FIX it!"

I gulped, "Sooo, what are we going to do?"

"Uhm...I don't know. This is stupid." Edward mumbled.

What a teenage guy-like thing to say!

"We should probably clean it up though. I don't want Alice getting scared again." he mumbled.

Awh, what a sweet brother!

I struck up the courage to speak again, "Okie Dokie Deamon-Eddie, go, grab a towel and wip the blood off of the outside of the car! Don't worry, I'll wait for you in this very safe place that's ghost free." Hell, I even got brave enough to reach over and grab Emmetts Lord Voldemort towel and hand it to Edward. "The Dark Lord shall keep you company in the unknown relm of monkey faced ghosts!" Then I started to push him.

I didnt really think about how HEAVY he'd be before I started though.

"Uhm, Bella?" he asked.

"Whaa?" I breathed while still pushing him.

"What are you...doing?"

I rolled my eyes, "Isn't it OBVIOUS Ediot?" Ooh, I liked the sound of THAT! "I'm pushing you out so you can wipe that blood stuff off with Emmett's Lord Voldemort towel so your sister Alice won't get scared again! You said you were going to go!"

He raised his eyebrows at me, " I didn't say THAT! I said I'd do SOMETHING! But, now since you brought up that lovely idea, I think I WILL go, but, not alone."

"Jasper isn't awake yet!" I snapped.

"I wasn't talking about Jasper!"

Then realization hit me...he was talking about ALICE! He didn't care about her at all!

I suddenly got very furious, "You MONSTER! How could you even think about that? YOUR OWN SISTER!"

He suddenly had a very confused look on his face.

"You think of yourself as-as my SISTER?" he asked, still confused.

Ok, say WHAT, now?

At this point, Edward Cullen wasn't the only one confused, "Uhm...I dunno...? Do you think of yourself as my-my BROTHER?" I stammered.

Awkward silence.

"Uhh...no...?" He replied.

More awkwardness.

"Ok...me either…I don't…you know…" I whispered

"Ok...umm...good...?" he stuttered

"Yea...?" It was ment to be a straight reply but came out as a question/

Suddenly he chuckled, I ended up giggling too.

"You probably thought I was talking about ALICE! When I was actually talking about YOU!" he said, still chuckling.

My giggles got stuck in my throat.

"N-n-no, Edward! I- you - you know...I'm s-s-cared."

"Does it LOOK like I care?" Edward replied. "Your coming with me."

I tried to fight back, but I lost and 15 minutes later me and Edward was outside our car-thing with the Lord Voldemort Towel, A bottle of Aquafina water, and a dark black umbrella held over both our heads as it was starting to lightly drizzle. Suddenly I head a rumble of thunder and I dropped the bottle of Aquafina and the Lord Voldemort towel and latched myself onto Edwards arm. He laughed.

"I'll never let you forget this, Isabella Marie Swan. Hell, I won't let your kids and your grandkids forget this! I'll tell them this story all the time when we're 70 and still enemies."

I shivered and grunted, "Hate you, Edward."

He laughed, "Hate you too."

A/N Yes, extreamly short, and I'm sorry(:

-princess