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"How do we keep getting into these situations, Wade?"
"Eleven years of friendship and I still don't know." He sliced through two of the guards, putting one shot to each of their chests.
I shook my head. "First of all, we were never friends. And two, seriously dude? Injure not permanently maim." Suddenly, I heard footsteps coming from down the hall. "Wait here," I whispered.
"Why?"
Turning up my hearing aid, I listened again. "I know those voices. Stay out of sight."
He crossed his arms. I could feel him frowning under his mask.
"I'd like these people to stay alive till a ripe old age, okay?"
"Fine…" he huffed. "I'll be in the Invisible Jet."
I rolled my eyes as he walked off, turning towards the voices.
"Freeze!"
I put my hands in the air. "Well, hello to you too." I gave the group a once-over. "Hi ya, Deanny."
"God bless-Lizzy!" He exclaimed, both men holstering their guns. "What the heck are you doing here?"
"Could ask you the same thing," I replied. I walked over to the other man and hugged him. "Hey, Sam. What's happening?"
"Nothing much." He hugged back and quickly released me. "Hey, don't change the subject."
I sighed. "I had a mission. Some weapons dealers. Now what were you doing here?"
"On a hunt. Nothing to worry about," Dean quickly answered.
"Shapeshifters?"
"Yeah, how-" he eyes narrowed. "How did you know that?"
"I saw their eyes gloss over on the cams. So I had me and my partner put silver bullets in our guns."
Sam smiled. "Smart move. Your partner know that?"
"Oh God, I hope not." My comm started to beep. I raised a hand to my ear. "What Wade?"
"Walking Dead needs us back ASAP."
"Can't it wait?" I scoffed.
"Unless you want to babysit Tin Man, then no."
I sighed. "Fine, I'll be up in five."
"One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three.."
I clicked the comm off. "Sorry to ruin the reunion, but I gotta bounce." I hugged both men. "Thanks for not shooting us. Let me know if you need any help someday."
"You got it, kid," Dean replied as I turned to leave.
"Remember the rule Dean?"
"Which one?"
"The one about you calling everybody kid, especially me." Dean winced in reply.
Sam laughed, "You forgot about that didn't you?"
"Little bit…" he muttered.
I smiled. "See you later, old man. Or should I say...assbutt."
"Get out of here!"
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