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Disclaimer: S. M owns all! And wants to own a Lord Voldemort Towel :P Oh and I own the plot :D
Read on and sorry if its confusing, I just wanted to get the ghost stuff over with!
Road Trip
Chapter 7: For Five Bucks
Me and Edward walked to the window with the blood on it and I opened the bottle of Auquafina and spilled the contents on to the window. Then I started wiping it using the Voldemort Towel while Edward held the umbrella over my head, whistling a song. It was getting really annoying.
Other than that, it was also raining really hard and there was lightning and thunder plus, there was a ghost after us, so, I was obviously scared.
I had to admit, I felt kind of bad for Voldemort on Emmett's towel. He was probably scared for life since Emmett had been using it after his showers since he got it 6 years ago. And on top of that I was using the towel to wipe away blood.
When I was finally done I turned around to face Edward. He was smiling and his hair was kind of wet.
Pfft, if I had said he looked ugly, I'd be the biggest liar ever.
"I-I'm done."
"I can see that."
"O-kay?" I gulped.
He chuckled.
And then there was another rumble of thunder and I totally freaked. I jumped up and screamed. Suddenly, one of the windows of our car-thing opened and Rosalie's perfect face poked out, looking gorgeous and perfect even after she'd just woken up.
"Bella? Edward? What are you guys doing outside? It's raining! Unless you're having a 'heart-to-heart, don't let me bother you!" she said, laughing.
I blushed.
"We're coming inside now." Edward said.
Me and him both walked to the entrance of the car and got inside.
By now everyone was awake.
"Yo, Bella! You scream so loud!" Jasper said, rubbing his eyes.
"Sorry." I said, timidly.
"Its ok, Bella." Alice smiled.
Suddenly there was a whooshing noise and I automatically looked out the window.
The ghost was there, its head facing the other side and it was jumping up and down.
I would have screamed, but, I didn't…it was too funny.
Emmett saw that I was laughing and looked out the window with a big smile. When he saw the ghost jumping up and down he put his head in his hands.
Alice apparently wasn't finding anything funny and she and Jasper were screaming, holding on to each other.
Rosalie and Edward looked horrer-struck.
Emmet rolled his eyes and opened the window.
"GUYS! YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO COME YET! I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU TO! NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!" Emmett yelled.
What the…?
Suddenly, the 'ghost' came towards us. It pulled off its mask to reveal a girl.
Renesmee!
Out of nowhere (or actually, the back of the car) Jacob came out, laughing!
"Open the door, Bells!" Emmett told me.
I nodded and Renesmee and Jacob entered, laughing.
Alice eyed them suspicially. "Why are you two here?"
"Well," Jake started, "Emmett gave us five bucks each to scare all you!"
Jasper rolled his eyes,"Five Bucks? Seriously? Jacob? Renesmee?"
Renesmee Cullen, Alice and Edwards cousin, laughed.
"Well," she giggled, "together, that makes ten bucks! And that's enough for a small pizza!"
"So," Rose started, "that means our car DOES work?"
Jacob looked at her weirdly, "Well of course! How dumb can a blonde get? Which reminds me! My new blonde joke for you, bet you haven't heard THIS one!"
The rest of us sighed. Jacob and Rosalie had been going at blonde jokes ever since 3rd grade.
"Ok," Jake started, "listen to THIS! So, two blonds are walking down the street when they fall into a hole. The first blonde says, 'Its dark in here, isn't it?' the other one replies, 'I don't know, I can't see.'"
With that, all of us cracked up, exept for Rose of course, she just rolled her eyes.
"Ahhhh, okay, we have to go now! The guys can just put in the spare tire and we'll be on our way!" Revealed piped.
"How are you guys going to get back?" Edward asked.
"Oh, our cars just around the corner!" Jacob said, hapily.
"Oh." Edward replied.
"Haha, see you guys soon! Have fun on your Road Trip! Oh! And, Edward, Alice, your mom told me to tell you to not do any funny buissness." Renesmee giggled.
Alice rolled her eyes, "Whatever, Nessie, get outta here."
"Just lettin' you know, sis!" With that, Renesmee smiled and followed Jacob outside. Next, Emmett, Jasper and Edward went to put on the spare tire that was in Jacobs car.
Me, Rose and Alice were left inside the car-thing, suddenly, Rose giggled.
"Why're you so happy?" Alice asked, smiling.
"Ok, don't tell Jacob this but, that blonde joke was funny! And I'd never heard it!"
We three giggled.
Suddenly the guys entered and sat down. Edward was at the wheel this time and Jasper was sittiting out. Emmett was sitting next to Edward.
I laughed,"I cant believe that the 'ghost' I saw the other day when me and Edward were looking for help was actually RENESMEE!"
Everyone exept Emmett laughed too.
"Umm…Bells? Jacob and Renesmee weren't even here yet when you and Edward were gone looking for help."
I'm pretty sure my 'gulp' was audible.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" All of us screamed and Edward quickly drove away.
A/N Heehee, small chapter again. Sorry! But, guys, please tell me where you think the gang should go first! Anywhere close to Forks. Now that their not stuck anymore, theres gonna be travelling and romance and other stuff…(no, not that, this story is T Rated, 'member?).Thanks for reading!
-princess
P.S. Do you guys want Edwards P.O.V?
