A/M Hiii! Sorry for not updating in like, forever! I suck): Ok, ummm, this is a fast and short chapter; I just HAVE to write right now it's getting to me!

And sorry! I can't make mentions today! I'll give mentions in the next chappie!

Disclaimer: I DO (not) own Twilight! And sorry for the one swear word!

Road Trip

Chapter 8 – Club Penguin

"She'll be coming' round the mountain when she comes! She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes! Shell be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes!"

Kill me, now.

For the last half hour, Emmett and Rose had been singing stupid road trip songs in high, screechy voices.

Alice looked really happy and cheery and was clapping her hands along to the 'music'.

"Theeeee wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round all around the town!"

Ugh!

Jasper looked pretty happy too, sitting up front with Edward.

Edward wasn't even paying attention; he was listening to REAL music on his stupid shiny iPod.

Too bad mine didn't have any batteries…thanks to my DEAR brother.

Jasper looked like he wanted to come and join the rest of them, so, I traded seats with him.

As soon as I sat down, Edward looked at me from the corner of his eye.

In all honesty, it was kind of creepy.

He took off his ear buds and then grimaced at the noise Emmett and them where creating.

"Why are you here?" he questioned meanly.

"You don't own the damn car." I said with the same mean tone. "And seriously?" I said pointing to his shirt, "Club Penguin?"

The shirt was light green with the words CLUB PENGUIN on the top and a red penguin standing underneath the words.

"Yeah, it was pretty cool!" He said, smiling.

"No it wasn't, it was stupid." I replied.

"Your just saying that because you got banned from it when you were 10, I didn't really get the whole story on the though. WHY where you banned?"

I grimaced, "It was because I asked a guy to fuck my penguin."

He laughed, right out loud which was kind of dangerous since he was driving.

"Calm down, Edward, your acting like a little girl."

"Fuck you penguin? That's rich!" And he laughed again.

Meanwhile, all the rest of them had shut up from singing their stupid song and where now looking at us.

"Why is Edward laughing?" Asked Alice.

"It's because he doesn't have a life. " I replied.

"Figures."

Then they continued singing.

Edward shut up after a few minutes. Then he offered me a headphone.

"Why?" I asked.

"I thought you were annoyed at the songs Em guys where singing so…yea! It really does a good job with blocking out horrid noises." Then he smiled, and it was just so cute and boyish that I took it.

I was just about to put the earphone in my ear when suddenly…

"EMMETT KISSED ROSE!" Jasper yelled.

Edward skidded to a stop (because of the shock, I presume.)And we wound have had a car crash if it weren't for us driving though an empty, dusty road.

We whipped our heads around to find Emmett and Rose having a make-out session, Alice laughing and Jasper looking like he wanted to puke.

I'll be.

A/N Sorry for the shortness! And omg, only 26 days until Breaking Dawn! EEEEEPPPPP! Who else is super exited? Tell me and we can talk about it!