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Road Trip
Chapter 14- A Cookie Crumb
Edward POV (finally? lol)
What the heck did I just say?
Forks? Soup? You can't eat soup with a fork! Well, this is just fantastic.
I just screwed myself over.
She probably thinks I'm crazy.
I AM crazy.
When I walked back into my room, I saw Jasper leaning on the wall trying not to laugh.
"Dude, seriously 'Not that I'm trying to impress you, but I eat my soup with a fork.'? Bro, you don't even ever have soup. You've never had it with a spoon let alone a fork."
I rolled my eyes and flopped on my bed, "Shut up Jasper." I mumbled, rubbing my eyes.
He snickered, "You've got it bad!"
I rolled my eyes yet again and sat up, "What's THAT supposed to mean?"
Jasper looked at me like he was looking at an alien, "Uhm, it's the most obvious thing on the planet."
I made a face, "What is?"
"That you like Bella."
My eyebrows rose up, "What? I don't 'like' her."
Jasper was picking up a pair of pants from the floor and he rolled his eyes, "Mmmhm. Coming from you. You just tried to prove you were all bad boy in front of her less than 5 minutes ago. And how do you feel about Troy?" he ended with a snicker.
"Shut. Up." I muttered crawling into my bed.
"Oooooh! Edward's jelllllllly!" Jasper snickered.
"You sound like a girl." I murmured.
"You ARE a girl." Jasper snapped.
"And how's THAT?" I snapped right back.
"You don't confront her. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ADMITTING YOUR FEELINGS TO YOURSELF!" He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"You sound like a girl again." I muttered stuffing my head into my pillow.
I heard Jasper sigh, "Good luck man-with...whatever." Jasper sighed before he turned the light off.
Of course, before I fell into a very restless sleep. I did think about it; DID I like the Smurfette? And even if I do, does SHE? Probably not. Not with the way she looks at that Troy kid.
"She likes you too you know?" Jasper's voice came from the other bed.
Did I just say that out loud?
"Yes Edward. You did."
That too?
"Yeup."
And tha-
"EDWARD! So you obviously don't get the concept of 'talking to yourself'. Can you shut up now?" Jasper groaned.
"Jerk."
"I heard that!" Jasper said in a sing-song voice.
"You were supposed to." I replied in the same tone.
We laughed and then, before I knew it; I was out.
-NEXT DAY-
"Edward, Edward! Get up!" A voice came.
"5 more minutes mommy." I whined.
This time it was like a giant was trying to wake me, "Edward! You little teletubby, get up unless you want Alice to flip." Emmett.
I sighed and rubbed my eyes, getting up. Emmett was sitting on the floor fully clothed. Jasper was doing something on his phone. My forehead was throbbing a little.
"I don't feel too good." I groaned.
Emmett made a face, "You don't smell so good either."
Jasper laughed.
I shot him a look.
He shut up.
"Go shower man, its 4:30am!" Emmett whined.
I slowly turned to look at him, "HOW are YOU awake so early?"
Emmett smiled big, "Rosie woke me up!"
I laughed out loud, "So, you guys been getting it on yet?"
"NO!" Emmett yelled.
"Yea, better not be either." Jasper muttered.
Meanwhile, I grabbed my towel and clothes and headed to the bathroom. I came out 15 minutes later. I had my clothes on and I was drying my hair when Jasper popped in front of me.
"Dude, Alice wants to see you; something about your wardrobe." he told me.
I groaned, "No..."
He pushed me out the door anyways.
I just groaned again and made my way to the room next door.
As I entered, I bumped into Bella.
I smirked, "Hey Smurfette."
Bella cocked an eyebrow and nodded, "Demon." she tried to leave then, but-before even I knew what I was doing- I moved to block her.
She growled, "What's all this about now?"
I smiled big, "Nothing."
She put an arm on her hip, "Then can you move?"
I pretended to think about it, "Nope."
She stared at me.
i smirked, "Take a picture Smurfette. It lasts longer."
She rolled her eyes, "You look like throw up."
I bit back a laugh, "That was really funny, but I won't laugh because I don't like you."
She smirked evilly, "You know what else is really funny? How you eat your soup with a fork."
I ran a hand through my hair, "Yea, well- for your information, I also take my USB out without safely removing."
She made a face, "I don't CARE."
Alice suddenly click-clacked her way over to us, "Well- Edward- I was GOING to perfect your attire but seeing that its already 4:55am, your gonna have to go like that. Now, both of you, follow me out of this room. We have to lock it."
I gave Bella a look before following Alice.
Alice walked straight into Rosalie and Emmett's room.
There, a surprise waited for us.
On the floor was Emmett. Sprawled out, as quiet as a mouse.
Rosalie and Jasper were staring with their eyes wide open.
"What happened?" Alice whispered.
Emmett obviously heard that because he answered, "I'm pretending to be a crumb. A chocolate-chip cookie crumb. It's a hard and lonely life. The fear or getting trampled any second, the fear of being VACCUMED!"
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and it flew open.
Troy's head poked in, "Hey guys, let's get this party started."
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-You Make Me Smile By: Kyle Andrews
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