This is why I'm hot

I don't gotta rap

I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track

I represent New York

I got it on ma back

Niggas say that we lost it

So I'ma bring it back

I love the Dirty, Dirty

Cause niggas show me love

The ladies start to bounce

The song pounded from the speakers of Kagome's stereo as she, Sango, Miroku and InuYasha sat in her bedroom. Kagome's mother was out for the day, and had left her credit card with Kagome so she could take the group shopping later. She trusted her daughter to make the right decision, of course. Kirara had found a nice spot on the window seat in the family's study where she could nap in the sunlight. Kagome's mother had dug up some old tennis shoes and clothes of Sato's for Shippo so the two could play baseball in the backyard.

"I don't get it," Sango said, looking up from the glitter eyeshadow she was testing out. "Does he have a fever? If he's so hot, then why doesn't he just drunk some water?" Sango frowned, turning in her seat at Kagome's vanity. Kagome laughed. "Hot is an adjective. It describes a person, like, sexy, cute, good looking." She laughed and turned the page to her Seventeen magazine.

InuYasha was searching the web, after Kagome's grandfather had spent some time explaining to him the wonders of a computer and Miroku was flipping through Kagome's stack of magazines. "Hey, Inuyasha. Does your boyfriend, a. take your face in his hands and kiss your lips passionately, b. peck your lips or c. kiss your cheek?" Miroku asked form his perch on Kagome's bean bag chair, looking up from his Cosmo Girl magazine of Kagome's that he was reading.

Inuyasha wrinkled up his nose in disgust. "What kind of crazy nonsense shit are you reading?" He asked, clicking onto Kagome's myspace page. "What's MySpace, Kagome?" InuYasha inquired. Kagome giggled and sat up on her bed. This was quite amusing, showing 3 feudal era people the future. "It's just a website where you make a webpage and put pictures and a song on."

InuYasha nodded in understanding. "So, can I make one then?" He asked. Sango looked up from the eyeliner she was exploring with on her hand. "Oh! Can we make myspace pages?" Breathed Sango in excitement. Kagome snorted. "Sure, what's it going to say? 'Hi, I'm a demon fighter from the feudal era'!" Kagome giggled and turned the page, looking up at her Furuba and Ryan Gosling posters. Ryan Gosling, what a minx.

The three blinked, not understanding. "Why not?" Miroku inquired. Kagome laughed. "Because. No one will believe you, and they'll think you're weird, and then they'll realize you're my friends." Kagome looked to the clock. "Okay, let's go. You guys all remember what to do, right? No spells, no weapons. In fact, here." Kagome walked to her closet. Everything, in here now. The three exchanged weary looks and Kagome sighed. "Come on, guys."

After a thirty minute argument, all of the weapons and things from the feudal era, minus their clothes and of course Miroku's wind tunnel were put into the closet. "There," Kagome shut the closet. "Now, let's go." Last time Kagome had left the feudal era, she had gotten her permit, which meant that she could drive as long as their was a legal adult in the car. Well, there would be a legal adult in the car. I mean, if you count legal adults that are from the feudal era.

After wiping off all of the make-up on Sango's face, they were ready to go. Kagome dug around for the keys to her mom's gold sienna mini-van. "Here we go," Kagome announced. She took her mom's credit card and pressed it into the palm of her hand, leading them out to the car. "Here, Inuyasha." She thrust at him a Miller Lite beer baseball cap. "Put that on, now." She said, and he relectuanty agreed.

Kagome opened the back seat for Sango and Miroku and then walked to the front seat. "Get in, Inuyasha." She told him and he obeyed. Strange thing how they listened more to her in her own time, eh? Maybe it was because they knew more about, well everything in the feudal era, and she knew more in her own time. "Turn on some music, I wanna hear more of your music." Miroku insisted. Kagome sighed and turned on the rap radio station.

The song "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake played and they frowned in confusion, not Kagome of course. "I don't understand these songs." Miroku shook his head. "It's like, oh nevermind." Sango frowned in thought. "Guys, chill. It's just a song. You're hundreds of years ahead of your time, things have changed a little bit, obviously." She laughed.

They arrived at the mall parking lot and Kagome found a parking spot near the entrance. "Listen to me, guys. Everyone be on your best behavior." She realized she felt like a babysitter. Actually, she was sort of their babysitter right now. Except, she wasn't watching a few 2-year-olds. She was watching 3 almost full grown adults. What a change.