A/N: OK I'm here and I'm in something way more comfy than black, or a tie-dyed shirt and blue shorts. I'm in scrubs! What are those you ask; they are what doctors and nurses wear at the hospital and I have a pair. These are what I wear when I'm doing most of my typing. Anyways, this chapter of this story might have to sustain you guys for a while because on the weekend I'm going out of town away from my computer. With that out of the way, let's this chapter read!

Forewarning: This chapter contains Mitsuru acting very weird, and a lot of random things. You've been warned now it's your own fault if you lose your sanity from my randomness. PUDDING ON SPAGHETTI WITH CHEESE! Or this one might be a bit serious, not sure, but there is stuff that is referring to the fruit of citrus.

Disclaimer: See ch. 9

Word Key:

"All Tape Recorded Stuff"

All None Tape Recorded Stuff

Tape Recorder

Chapter Eleven: Finally Listening part 2

Did Mahiru's ears hear correctly, did he just say white dress? It couldn't have been, she could've sworn that the only people who dreamt about their weddings were girls. Apparently she was wrong.

"She's standing there, the thing was all big and-and puffy and pretty damn white. It had some sort of stupid ass bead design on it…"What she then heard, was something she never thought would come out of the tengu's mouth, well part of it anyways, "Of course, it hugged her body in all the right places especially in her- WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING? I'M TURNIN' INTO THE DAMN VAMPIRE!

"Clam yourself down Mitsuru, no one else is ever going to hear this, hopefully. Now as I was saying, she was in a white dress and if fit perfectly okay. She had as a bouquet, some sort of pink flowers and was walking towards the alter. That's not the scary thing; the scary thing is that…I'm right there. I'm the one on that bloody flippin alter waiting for her and I'm- I'm happy.

"Feh, this is ridiculous, I'm acting like a damn chick dreaming about a stupid wedding that'll never happen…but I was still so damn happy. Maybe I have been hanging around that stupid vampire way too much; he's rubbing off on me. That dream also ended in a kiss, except that in that one there was…Well there was, hmmm, how to put this, how to put this. Just know that there was a major game of tonsil hockey going on. Sign three I've gone crazy in my fucking dreams."

'Wait a sec,' thought Mahiru, 'isn't tonsil hockey…French kissing? Who've thought that- Yeah he has been hanging around Nozomu way too much for way too long.'

"Okay, enough of that dream; scary shit, that's what it is, scary shit. There's another one that kinda weird, and I don't know how I could've had this dream when I've never even seen this damn movie. I dreamt that I was the Phantom of the Opera, and she was that Christine chick. Why the hell am I dreaming about a musical when I loathe the things, they just randomly burst out into song during those things. Blah, gag, choke, choke.

"Geez this stuff is weird and Nozomu was that Raoul guy. Seriously, why am I the Phantom though, the guy writes an opera and can sing and he's an insane genius; I'm not even close to that, except for maybe the insane part. As for the dream, it was so long ago that I forget the exact details, I just remember making a chandelier crash and kissing Mahiru."

The blonde girl did a double take. Did she just hear correctly? She rewound the tape back a few seconds to confirm or deny any of her suspicions. '…remember making a chandelier crash and kissing Mahiru.' Once more '…andelier crash and kissing Mahiru.' Okay one more time last time '…ash and kissing Mahiru.'

She did hear correctly, that was the first he had ever used her actual name it was always either, 'damn girl', 'woman', or something along the lines. Mahiru was still stunned, stunned enough that she didn't hear Akira enter her room.

"Hey, hey Mahiru!" he yell waving his arms in front of her face. In a flash she pressed 'stop' and whipped off the headphones. "Yeah Akira?"

"Are you okay, you've been up here all day and it's dinner time. So c'mon lets go down stairs and get something to eat." She shook her head no, "Nah, I don't feel like very hungry right now Akira." That was a complete and utter lie but she couldn't wait a moment longer to finish up the tape, the suspense was killing her. "Oh," his ears that were out fell down, "Well, if ya get hungry later, just say the word and I'll fix ya up something, even waffles."

"I'll remember that." She told him as he exited her room shutting the door behind him. In the free space of her mind she sighed, if that had been Mitsuru, could you say dead, buried six feet pushing up daisies?

Once again, the teenage girl pressed play on the tape player to hear Mitsuru's voice continue the pouring out of his internal conflicts. "Sign four of going crazy in my dreams, celebrities find their way in there. The other night I had a dream that me and her were sitting on the couch on doing anything, thankfully. The silence though was killing when that guy George Clooney shows up right next to me.

"'Now,' he says, 'you have to go about this situation with extreme caution.' Of course I have to open my mouth and ask, 'Why's that…and why the hell are you in my dream?'

'I'm here because…well I don't know but you obviously need help. Now what you want to do is compliment her on things like her hair and her clothes. Most important thing is to be nice to her.'

"This is just wrong I tell you, wrong. If either Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt shows up in my dreams I swear I'll personally of my own free will check myself into a mental hospital. In fact I'm not sure why I haven't done it yet, just know that I've got to.

"Plus there's this other dream- more like a nightmare- that I had one night. Now I know for a fact that this one came from my experiences at one of the homes I was in when I was like seven where I had an 'older sister' that forced my to watch The Little Mermaid. No one should be put through that torture, not even the fox or the damned woman.

"Even thinking about that dream creeps me out; the only thing that is needed to be known is that she was the mermaid chick and I was that one dude who she falls in love with. Eehheeeeeeewwwwww gag majorly, barf most definitely, choke you got it, torture hell yes. And thankfully that's the only dream I have based on an animated movie, I don't think I'd be able to take more than that.

"One time…I was James Bond. Only cool thing about it though was that I got to drive a cool car and blow shit up. Boring snoozeville part was when I had to save the world from possibly being taken over or blown up. The gadgets were neat, especially the one where I got to control the car from a cell phone…"

He kept rambling on and on about the different gadgets and cars and stuff that he got to blow up; typical boy. 'Well at least I know he didn't have a Bond Girl in there with the way he keeps on talking about the other stuff.' Mahiru thought as she felt her eyelids getting heavy, how much longer would this thing go on?

"Oh and uhh…the umm… the girl the he always has in every movie was uhh…yeah it was Mahiru. Nothing happened though, that should be pointed out, cause you know how usually Bond winds up with the girl in bed. None of that.

"Sign five I'm going crazy is umm well it's – holy shit this is just plain wrong – it's my dream last night. See, it's kinda like a continuation of my dream where we got married. And I'm not talking about the reception after the ceremony I'm talking about the thing after that."

Now he was trying to keep himself from going crazy, his voice hinting at that b cracking every once and a while. "We were – I'm fucking twisted for even ever mentioning dreaming this – we were umm…well it was dark and in a hotel room. Grr…dammit I don't know how to say it other that it was that we were fu-"

Not wanting to hear the last of that sentence she pressed stop. No wonder he didn't want her having that tape, if she were in his position she would've been. This last dream must've been what caused him to flip out easily around her a few months ago.

She took the tape out of the device and stuck it back under her mattress then placed the device, along with the head phones, onto the nightstand next to her bed. Crawling under the covers Mahiru tried to sleep, but the image of herself and the tengu together kept popping into her head slamming her back into an awake mode.

Finally after what seemed like forever, but was only two hours, the blonde fell into a fitful sleep. Thankfully she only dreamed of happy things, like butterflies and ice cream sundaes. The voice inside her head told her 'Only six more days till your next date, so stay happy.'


TBC


A/N: Well, that concludes the tape…I think the first half was funnier, this part was done by the more demented part of my brain that was screaming to get out and now that I let it have it's little bit in here it is now resting quietly. So I've got a while before it re-emerges. My next update for this fic may not be for a few days, because I'm going out of town for a few days.

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Korii Shoujo –I'm a little movie freak and I just remembered that the teddy bear people are the Ewoks
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