"Square One"
Disclaimer: Yeah.Whatever.
Author's Note: So...In this chapter..Rude is mad. I mean..he says "fuck" 20 something times. Yeah.Yes.Well.I have crutches for fun. Just so you all know. And...I love the UPS guy. I also love the said reviewers from the last author's note. I love them a lot. Almost as much as I love cheese. That's a whole lot..Yeah.SOOOOOOOOOO...You can read my chapter now.
And you sing
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dancedancedancedance, HOORAH!
Teehee.
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Peachy Statements
Fuck.
It should have been me.
Or Reno.
But Tseng died, and no one knows how to deal with it. Reno broke down after 10 minutes we found out.Elena..well, she's not doing so well.
Heidegger thinks it'll make us all feel better that Reno's the boss now.Tseng was just one of his fucking pawns.Fuck him.Fuck him, and Rufus, and every one else at Shin-Ra.Fuck them.
Fuck you.Fuck you. And fuck you.
The Turks are gonna be fucking lost now. We weren't the fucking perfect group ever, but Tseng kept us..Sane.
Yeah.Sane.He helped Reno when he had really, really...really bad hangovers. He'd shut Elena up and make her..a giddy frickin' school girl. And he'd get me out of the office when everything was hell.
And now he's gone.
So again.
Fuck you, fuck Heidegger, fuck Rufus, fuck the employees, fuck Shin-Ra, and fuck you.
There. Okay.
A nice peachy...statement.
And Fuck Cloud Strife for being a fucking asshole.
Okay. I'm a little mad, but what else am I gonna do? Rant to Elena or Reno? No. I'll deal with it on my own.
I even went and smoked today. I haven't smoked...in four whole days after I decided to stop doing something bad for her.But..oh well.
Speaking of which..
I wish I could be back in that gondola. It was nice up there. I wonder if there's a way to reach her PHS.Hm.Maybe not.Oh well.
Fuck fuckity..fuck fuck fucking fuck.
'Kay. I think that's it for now.
Rude.