"Square One"

Disclaimer: Lalala.

Author's Note: This is one of my favorite chapters just because. And yes. Rude has finally started to call Tifa, "Tifa." Not Lockheart. Yay for Rude. Yay for reviews. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay for cherry coke. I mean...

Yay for reading.

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Slapping Contests & Fiery Deaths

I'm in Junon still.Yes.Even after the Weapon attack, which I'll explain.

Rufus had let the black guy see Tifa today and I had to leave. Rufus went in to tell the two, or..atleast the black guy, that they were going to be executed. When Rufus came out he'd informed us that Tifa was awake. That was it. They were gonna be executed for something they didn't do. Reno and I watched from a TV when Scarlet was basically..bitching.

After she said Tifa was going first, I left the room. I'm guessing Reno knew where I was going, and tried stopping me from stopping Scarlet. Then we heard that Weapon was attacking Junon.Reno insisted that we just get the hell out of there, but uh..

Well, let's say I can be stubborn. And Reno just came along. We saw the black guy and Reeve's mog leave the room they were in which had locked itself.Junon was locking down everything. Lucky for me and Reno. We had nothing to do but try everything to open the door.

Finally, we felt the building sort of..rumble.Reno and I left the building and saw that the Weapon bastard left a big ass hole which...so nicely happened to be where the gas chamber was. Reno and I saw that Tifa had climbed to the end of the Junon canon with Scarlet tagging along. All the soldiers had been idiots and fallen off the building. For about three minutes, Tifa and Scarlet had...like..a bitch slapping contest, which Scarlet horribly lost.

Avalanche had also stolen Rufus' airship. He's...not gonna be happy later. While Reno and I were gathering our things to head back to Midgar, Scarlet had...the audacity to come into my room, make herself all nice and comfy on my bed and tell me:

"I don't know what you see in the slut, Rude."

"What do you mean?"

"Tifa fucking Lockheart.I'm not stupid."

"..."

"I know..Believe me, I know you have a thing for her. And I don't know what it is."

"No I don't."

God. If this got to Rufus, I'd...be fired.

"You're lying, Rude.Tsk tsk.Falling in love with the enemy. And of all the enemies we have, that slut."

"Don't call her a slut."

"Why not? Didn't think you'd care.."

"For once, Scarlet, please, shut the fuck up."

I swear to God...I hope she dies a horrible fiery death.

Rude.