Raye Penbar
Disclaimer: I forgot to do a disclaimer before so here it is….If I owned Death Note certain things wouldn't have happened…..Like a certain thing in book 7……No more about that…But I do own a stretched shirt…So I own you all!!!
I: Welcome back to (Audience comes back) INTERVIEW WITH!!!
(Little bells and whistles play with confetti falling from no where.)
I: Today we have another special guest that is friends with LLT from the famous graveyard.
(Some of the audience claps)
I: Introducing………RAYE PENBAR!!!
Raye comes walking out from backstage, waving merrily at the audience. Half way across the stage he falls over the same three foot high camera cord and gets up disgruntled.
RP: Weren't you supposed to get rid of that? LLT told me he told you to get rid of it or he would set Kira on you.
I: We thought most dead people would be smart enough to walk over it. Or at least walk through it. And he lets you call him LLT? He spazed at me for calling him that….
RP: He secretly loves it.
I: Hmm, well the first question on our list is 'how did it feel to be killed by Kira'?
RP: It felt like…..-tear-….dying.
I: What does dying feel like?
RP: Like…dying….I guess…
I: Ok, next question. Do you think that your fiancée is doing ok without you?
RP: What do you mean? She lives with me.
I: How?
RP: She's dead.
I: Oh…Ok, time for a question from the audience. Anyone that has a question to ask Raye please put up your hand.
One random person raises their hand.
I: Ok, random audience member, what is the question you would like to ask Raye?
RAM: Did you know that your Initials stand for role play?
RP: No…..Did I need to know that?
RAM: No…just wondering…
I: Well, that's all the time we have with Raye today...A.K.A. Role Play! See you next time on…INTERVIEW WITH!!!!!