"Square One"
Author's Note: Yep.It's 4 AM.Whoo!I have to stay up all night to watch Yu-Gi-Oh at 7.Because that's too fucking early for me to get up.Mhm.And since I'm getting tired I'm going to get wired on energy drinks.Fuck yeah.Oh.And uh..Trueborn.Well..Yeah.Let's see how my rampage is doing.
Master Chief: -slips into Scorpion tank-
Men: -run to get on-
M.C.: -blows them up-
Men: Waaaaaah! –fly everywhere-
M.C.: -chuckles-
Hunters: -blow up tank-
M.C.: Son of a bitch.
..Now children. Murphy's Law of Warfare: The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. Remember that. Learned it from my good reviewer, Trueborn. Stupid Hunters.Oh but I do have a good story from my rampage.
Taneesha We'll be calling the Pelican lady from the first Halo that.
So anyways
Taneesha: Alright, Master Chief, hop on. I'll take you somewhere important where you get to senselessly kill aliens.
M.C.: -already by the Pelican in a Warthog- Hm...
Edward Guy on gunner : 99 bottles of beer on the waaaaaaall, 99 bottles of beer..
M.C.: ...-hops off, takes out Magnum, shoots Edward in the head- Sucker.
Men: -Running toward the Pelican- ...TAKE ONE DOWN! PASS IT AROUND!
M.C.: Hm...-whips out Rocket Launcher-
Men: 98 BOTTLES OF BE—
M.C.: -fires-
Men: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! –fly everywhere-
M.C.: -snickers and gets the hell outta there-
Mhm.I'm evil.Okay.Anyways. Now that you've all read all that senseless writing...You can get onto the chapter.
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Lockheart & Kisaragi
I fucked up the Rocket Town thing. My soldiers knocked out Highwind before they died. I had the luxury of knocking the Asshole out. But..
I couldn't even move to hit her. So yeah..the last thing I remember was a sock to the jaw. Then I woke up in Midgar, and yeah...my jaw hurt like fuck.I walked out of the room I was in and Reno was there with his beloved darts.
"It's aliiiive."
"Shut up."
I took a seat and picked up a few darts.
"What happened to you?"
"Nothing. They just won.."
He did this laugh...the laugh before he starts annoying you.
"Yeah right. It's because of Lockheart, isn't it?"
"No. Not really. Maybe just a little."
Well. I wasn't gonna lie.
"Yes."
"Rude.Seriously..She ain't got a clue now, so do your job."
"I can't."
"Why's that, baldy?"
"Don't call me baldy, asshole."
"Whatever. Talk to me."
"Well, fuck, Reno. I don't know. I am in love with her. Is that what you wanna hear?"
"Not exactly, but it'll do."
"It's like if you fell for that one chick, Kisaragi, and Shin-Ra told you to kill her. What would you do?"
"What I've been doing.."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Are you..?"
"Maybe."
"You asshole."
"Just because I can get away with it?"
Then I smacked him upside the head. Well fuck.I hate it when I'm right. Just like Elena becoming a Turk. I scare myself sometimes. Reno shut up after that. His dart had almost hit Elena coming in.
"Hey, asshole.Watch where you throw those."
And they started their squabbling.
Hm.What else has been happening...
Shin-Ra's moving Junon's cannon to Midgar.
And that's about it.
Oh yeah.My jaw hurts.
Rude.