Sachiko Yagami
I: Time for another special guest on (audience jumps up with joy) INTERVIEW WITH!!!
I: We are very happy to have so many people here and we hope that they are not as freak out as our previouse one… But please welcome…. SACHIKO YAGAMI!!!
Sachiko Yagami runs on stage. She (you guessed it) trips over the three foot high camera cord.
SY: Ow, what is that doing here? I thought it was supposed to be gone!
I: No we like watching the people go over it. It is entertaining.
SY: I guess that makes sense…
I: I want to ask you one thing…… Did you know your initials are the same as your daughters?
SY: …….Yea……I……Guess…….
I: ok, first question from the audience!
Random little kid stands up
RLK: ……um…….well……….. I……….um……… I don't know!!!!
He ran away crying
I: Ok, next!
SY: Am I that scary?
I: Good question! What is your answer?
SY: I guess……..
I: Last question of our interview! Are you a man eater?
SY: Oh yea! You know it! ...wait…..is this on TV where my husband can see it?
I: This is all the time we have left in (audience jumps up) INTERVIEW WITH!!
In the background some suspicious music comes on that sounds a lot like the jingle for Fruity Fruit Juice.
All the audience members start dancing!