Disclaimer: …………………………………………………….There we go…..easy enough
(A/n: if anyone has an idea of someone we could interview other then L, Raito or Ryuk, please message us or leave a review telling us who we should interview)
I: Hello and welcome to another episode of (audience joins in) INTERVIEW WITH!!! YAY!!!
All the audience members jump up and down eventually wreck the seats. One person falls off and hits their head. Poor person…..
I: Umm….Ok then…we would like to welcome to today's show……COIL!!!!!!!!!!!! (!)
Coil runs onto the stage waving at the crowd and trips over the newcamera cord that is three and a half feet high.
DUHDUHDUH!!!
C: I thought everyone else told you to get a new cord?
I: It is! It's not three feet high….it's three and a half feet high!
C: Oh…Ok…I guess that works.
I: So first of all, why didn't you tell us your last name? The audience is eager to know.
C: Sorry but it is classified information. I can't go around giving my last name out to just anyone…jeez…what would happen if you were kira?
I: But I'm not….
C: Just a sec… (He answers his cell phone) Yep…Nope…Uh huh…..Ok then, bye. ( he closes it) L just phoned, he said his suspicion of you being kira has gone up by 5 percent.
I: Huh…..Right…but everyone knows that Raito is really Kira…
Raito pops up from nowhere with a cloud of smoke
Ratio: I'm NOT KIRA!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!!
You see him frantically writing into his 'notebook' with a sadistic smile on his face.
C: What's that? Is that your famous Death Note?
R: NO! It's my…Notebook…that's it…..just a notebook…for school…..that I write peoples names in?
I: Ok…goodbye then.
The interviewer pulls a large lever that no one has seen before and Raito falls into a deep dark pit. Just after you cant hear any screaming anymore the random interviewer falls over dead.
C: I guess that means my interview is over….Awwwww….
He sulks off the stage, falling on his face after trying to get over the camera cord.
A random voice: And that's all for this episode of INTERVIEW WITH!!
All the audience starts to cry and the person that hit their head came back to life.
(different A/n: if you were wondering if the interviewer was a girl or guy we are not sure so you can pick )
(A/n: and we were also too lazy to figure out Coil's last name…so there.)